Cake Legislator ©🍩 @CakeLegislator
Author & adjudicator of the ONLY official Cakes (Offences) Act for our emergency services. 🚓🚑🚒 🍩 Insta: CakeLegislator 🍩 DMs Welcome cakeoffencesact.uk England, United Kingdom Joined October 2018-
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Very true! What a sad state of affairs…
Very true! What a sad state of affairs…
Cakes…. However after the Police have been forced to remove ‘run lock’ due to environmental issues, it was only a matter of time. One button press and vehicle was safe… nah, let’s make it harder for the officer!! 🫨
Cakes…. However after the Police have been forced to remove ‘run lock’ due to environmental issues, it was only a matter of time. One button press and vehicle was safe… nah, let’s make it harder for the officer!! 🫨
Cakes 🍰
After a lot of thought, I’ve decided to say goodbye to @CakeLegislator. It’s been nearly 6 years of fun but I think it’s time to stop. Cancel culture means Cake Fines are seen as bullying and therefore not enforceable anymore. Thanks everyone for the support 👍🏻🍩 CL.
I need some help. I’ve been ‘robbed’ of an hour of my life 😴 🥱
Anyone else relate? Newbies right….. 🙄
What is this?!?!
No one in public office should have to deal with this… this includes Police Officers that have to protect you. I’ll be pleased to see the lobbying for better protection for them too… or is it only important for your safety only ?
No one in public office should have to deal with this… this includes Police Officers that have to protect you. I’ll be pleased to see the lobbying for better protection for them too… or is it only important for your safety only ?
I’ll put it how NPAS can’t. Quit moaning! They’re doing their job!! 🚁
I’ll put it how NPAS can’t. Quit moaning! They’re doing their job!! 🚁
So our Fire Fighters don’t often have crash cakes…. But this is 100% aggravated cakes🧁
So our Fire Fighters don’t often have crash cakes…. But this is 100% aggravated cakes🧁
Recent article by Independent Office of Police Persecution says a criminal hiding & then choking on illegal drugs is the Police’s fault? Not the person 🤯 How long before they get shut down for their bias and incompetence? £69.6 million could be spent on approx 2000 officers!
Escapee Cakes 🧁🧁
I’m not fan on @TheSun however this article is well worth a read and a watch. Truly humbling! thesun.co.uk/news/25342450/… A glimpse, a very small glimpse, into what our armed Police do on a daily basis! Interested to know what you think.
#HappyNewYear Emergency service workers out there, stay safe from all the people that go too far… may 2024 bring you happiness and joy and Cake 🧁 😀
Look at this early April Fool from NPAS. 🙄 Any experienced police officer knows that NPAS can’t fly in the rain and wind. 💨 🌧️ 🫣
Look at this early April Fool from NPAS. 🙄 Any experienced police officer knows that NPAS can’t fly in the rain and wind. 💨 🌧️ 🫣
As this #XmasEve2023 draws in, a huge shout out to our Emergency Services that leave their families to carry on helping and protecting us! #HappyChristmas2023
A day late, that’s just me at the moment. But Happy Hanukkah 🕎
Calling ALL 🚓 and 🚑 For Xmas this year I want to give away some pin badges… Who deserves one and why?
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Ok so why are 29% of @metpoliceuk Officers looking to leave as soon as possible or within the next two years? 👀 The overriding reason, is the stress that is generated by such a demanding job. 🙃 The stress that’s caused a perpetual exodus of Cops from BCUs since they began in…
29% of Metropolitan Police officers who responded to the survey said they intend to resign from the police service either ‘within the next two years’ or ‘as soon as [they] can’. metfed.org.uk/news/9-in-10-m…
@carlywarly68 @CakeLegislator The amount of times I’ve had a flat battery on an ambo car when leaving blue lights on at a scene with no run lock!
@CakeLegislator They removed run lock, the PA system, MDTs.. everything makes it harder.
@GMPRochdale Well done to the officer for getting the prisoner, however that has to be an aggravated S12 offence. What says you @CakeLegislator ?
@GMPRochdale @CakeLegislator - gotta be a big cake fine here.
@GMPRochdale Just 1 word for the poor officer …. CAKES @CakeLegislator
@No1552 @notlistenning1 Either way, it’s an attention seeking cycling twat as per normal.
@_Kano_P Alice will be most upset and telling us that she believes that it’s all true.
@CakeLegislator Apparently I turned 50. Who folled who
@ArgyleBecky How very dare Crown Servants and Guardsmen be hydrated whilst on duty🙄
@ArgyleBecky @itstheskyelark2 Becky you’re a grass. No one likes you.
@CakeLegislator I fell for it! But it was only 7pm on 31st in Canada when I saw it! Do time zones count as a loop hole!
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