Calli Ryals @CalliRyals

How sloppy do you like your joe? calliryals.com Los Angeles Joined April 2009

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Calli Ryals @CalliRyals

6 years ago

UPS is loosening its restrictions on beards and Black hairstyles as part of a diversity push. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 wsj.com/articles/ups-l…

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Calli Ryals @CalliRyals

6 years ago

@kanoodle7 😂😂😂

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7 years ago

The rolling stone gathers no moss so you don’t need to brush your teeth when you travel

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Calli Ryals @CalliRyals

10 years ago

@petersagal @RamisFilmSchool Thank you Peter! You're talk was inspiring and insightful!!

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Calli Ryals @CalliRyals

11 years ago

Nail Chomsky for president!

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11 years ago

Saturday at the Sad Cafe. Lovely book guys. instagram.com/p/BDtb-MoExyd/

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11 years ago

Sold instagram.com/p/BDjVZuyEx-A/

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11 years ago

Crushed my annual tennis lesson with the great Eduardo Sanchez! @ Rancho Valencia instagram.com/p/BDbnZTFExxA/

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11 years ago

It's Friday let it roll baby roll!! 🎸🎸🎸 instagram.com/p/BDY-ZKdkx0k/

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Ricky Gervais @rickygervais

11 years ago

How dare you body-shame my private body that I photographed & then publicly tweeted. #victim #glandular #bigboned

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Calli Ryals @CalliRyals

11 years ago

"I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not… instagram.com/p/BDRZPtwkxxq/

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Calli Ryals @CalliRyals

11 years ago

🙋🏼 Or Ralph, beauty without expression isn't Beauty 🤔🤔🤔 instagram.com/p/BDHgUZHExz6/

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11 years ago

My printer: piece of crap or budding impressionist?? 🤔🤔🤔 instagram.com/p/BDEIwfPkxwI/

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11 years ago

Pep talk before my callback @ Space Station Casting Studios instagram.com/p/BC_s-RZEx2g/

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11 years ago

Today I could really give a RATS ASS. If you happen to cross my path this could be really good or very bad.

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