Captain McShitpiece @CaptainPuke
I sail the seven seas . . looking for Mermaids and shit . . Joined June 2012-
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Let the pot noodle klling spree begin! . . Im eating you all . . Ya bastards!
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@lynzinash @Bellafication Hi piggies . . Thanks for the follow cock knockers
@ValarieLemons Love the name! . . . Join me crew fair wench . .I can promise ye riches n pleasure . . . Also vodka n chocolate
Nipples n badgers and wobbly rings . . Those are a few of my favourite things
Mindy . . The ships cat says . . Happy New year everybody . . . Also meow
Im back too . . Lets all get shit faced! . . . AND NAKED
Ahhhhh going commando in new jeans . . . If there is a better feeling I havn't found it
@TeamAdamAnt giant booby bum fish cheesey anus parper!
Im looking for a single lady . . In her 40s . . With a GSOH and knockers . . Ooo and sky tv too x anyone out there match that?
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Check out this item I found on eBay: ebay.co.uk/itm/Ciggarette… Bargain!
@StephMcGinn27 oh dear thats no good . . Kiss it better for ya? As long as you dont mind a big bushy beard?
@StephMcGinn27 No adventures . . Been poorly . . Better now . . Phone is ok . Bit shit but ok . How are u?
@StephMcGinn27 better thank you my fair lady
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