Where’sTacoWallace? 🏳️🌈 @CheezieBreezie
🏈🍔 | adversity is temporary but Tedric is forever | 💚💙 | she/her | 🌈 | mom • sports • CWU soc/psy ‘25 | ΑΚΔ | #Seahawks #TridentsUp #purplereign #SeaKraken Upper left, USA Joined July 2013-
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I have vitiligo, we can be vitiligo buddies!
I have vitiligo, we can be vitiligo buddies!
This just happened at #TheFallGuy premiere. #justforvariety
you know your packaging was a problem when your announcement on tiktok that you changed it gets over 2m views
I’m gonna need Kendrick Lamar to teach me how to write a diss track about Sam Alito.
What the fuck
32 YEARS AGO TODAY Shawn Kemp had one of the greatest & most disrespectful dunks ever! In the same game as "The Lister Blister," Chris Gatling gave The Reign Man props for dunking on him.
You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where I raised myself
This @NSYNC montage honestly made my night 😂😂 @Mariners #TridentsUp
So many replies citing pharmaceutical drug recalls thinking those are some gotcha failure of regulated drugs… Do you not understand what a recall is? Or how regulation works? These are protective, safety mechanisms. That is exactly what I am advocating for, and proof of concept
So many replies citing pharmaceutical drug recalls thinking those are some gotcha failure of regulated drugs… Do you not understand what a recall is? Or how regulation works? These are protective, safety mechanisms. That is exactly what I am advocating for, and proof of concept
NOW at UCLA: Pro-Israel protesters just tore down the metal barricades and began ripping flags off the encampment. They trying to break in the encampment to fight people.
I said, “FEED ME SEYMOUR” to the scrub tech so he’d throw off the lines to be plugged in. He understood the reference and everyone else thinks we are weirdos 😂
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Dante’s peak shows you everything you need to know about flying through ash 😛
Dante’s peak shows you everything you need to know about flying through ash 😛
I'm such a fan of this.
Girl what?
my favorite part of the day is when no one around me is making any noise.
This guy fucks… Oh, yeah… He fucks.
This guy fucks… Oh, yeah… He fucks.
MommyUnit of Freaking.. @MommyUnit
4K Followers 3K Following Jesus|Seahawks Fanatic|Finder of Lost Things|PUNS|MUSIC|She/her #BLM #LGBTQIA+ #Seahawks #Mariners #SeaKraken| Search "MommyUnit" elsewhere 😉
Mikaela Mattes @mikaelamattes
7K Followers 4K Following 🎙 Host of the @ByndTheAthlete podcast, former host of the @pnwshowdown podcast. Married to the wonderful @kateskees
Marielle ⚓️🔱 @marielle922
5K Followers 2K Following Dreamer. Traveler. Sports fan. Disney millennial. Tweets are unfortunately my own. #GoCougs #Seahawks #SeaUsRise #Sonics #SeaKraken
Just Whitney @trumplostsuckit
5K Followers 1K Following Football 💙💚 Fuck the 9ers the quest for 6 will never end. ░G░E░N░O ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░
Bruce Irvin @BIrvin_WVU11
278K Followers 2K Following Trying to reach the top because it's too crowded at the bottom.
That Seahawk Gal @Teresa4ever12
5K Followers 4K Following I'm just a girl who loves her Seahawks...Superbowl Champs!! God, Football, Family
John Fraley @johndavidfraley
5K Followers 350 Following #BLM #Seahawks #Mariners #Sounders #Sonics #Storm #Kraken #Puns #DadJokes. Trans rights are human rights.
Jowee 💋🍷🍔 �.. @ilovejowee
3K Followers 2K Following The game isn’t over until it’s over. #Seahawks #GoHawks #TridentsUp #GoMs #SeaKraken• Woof • ░D░I░C░K░S░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░
Joe Veyera @JoeVeyera
9K Followers 3K Following @Factal Editor | Words for @hoopism | Ex-@qamagnews, @GrandSalamiMag, @thedaily | @UW alum | Seattleite | Transit stan | Hopeless Mariners fan | He/him
Resident Lightsaber T.. @hawkstalkers
2K Followers 3K Following Cybersecurity | ISO: broseidonpnw | Stargazer | Star Wars | Veteran |#Seahawks | #SeaKraken | #Sounders | #GoMs | #Zags | #UW ☔️ ☔️
GLORY TO UKRAINE 🇺.. @1hairyman
2K Followers 4K Following I would rather be a hypocrite than be the same person forever. Ad Rock of the Beastie Boys Opinions my own He/Him Views are my own.
over zone y @cmikesspinmove
8K Followers 2K Following doesn't know anything -- refer to this when you disagree with me
Johnny D @McLovinDenise
3K Followers 3K Following Seahawks, Mariners, Kraken, Sounders Tottenham #bring our Sonics back. Sports Card collector, seller.
Anissa @schmeecie
2K Followers 926 Following
🐾Your Dog’s Crus.. @PupCoach
1K Followers 765 Following y’all find me elsewhere…PupCoach on all the things. ✌️🪡🗾
ashley 🔱 @ashleyleylauren
4K Followers 1K Following if you’re not a Mariners fan there’s probably nothing here for you | Seahawks | Kraken | Cougs | Sonics | Seattle dog enthusiast 🌭
aileen™ @aileen206
2K Followers 1K Following adventure/sports/portrait photographer | sports fanatic | Insta: @photosbyaileen | mastodon: @[email protected]
hafnium10 NBCT 🇺�.. @hafnium10
381 Followers 632 Following online teacher, proud husband and parent, life long Beatles fan, Idaho State Director for Academic Decathlon
Catherine “Cat” C.. @cat_clark
1K Followers 2K Following Lawyer (Super Lawyer & Best Lawyers of America) D1 Athlete Swimming Skier Fan of GPrep UW Seahawks Art & Theater
Treatment for your so.. @thienbao3
230 Followers 4K Following Treatment for your soul 🍫 Join the telegram channel https://t.co/Iaf7ON3HZ3
Stronger Together🔥.. @MKvidahl
1K Followers 2K Following #SecureOurElections #BlackLivesMatter Grandmother, Life-long Dem ✍️ No DMs #HandMarkedPaperBallots #ETTD She/Her pic:Chip Somodevilla Getty image
Stoosey @stoosey72284
0 Followers 167 Following
Scott Johnson @Tinydawg1979
26 Followers 55 Following
Different Sage @Andrea02292012
5K Followers 7K Following #blueforever, lifelong Democrat, BidenHarris2024, We are stronger together💪🏽🌊🌊🌊🌊, cat lover🐈dog lover🦮Mother of 2-Grandmother of 5
Picks @Picks386106
594 Followers 5K Following LOOKING FORWARD TO SEE YOU WIN ☮️💰 LET’S HIT WITH 0% RISK 💪❤️ WHAT WE DO HERE IS REAL -. YOUR WINNING IS OUR NUMBER ONE PRIORITY ♥️
E.J. Games @E_J_Games
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turtlerancher66 NAFO @turtlerancher66
10K Followers 11K Following Herding turtles since 1966. Bonking vatniks with bonk sticks made from ethically sourced, free range, renewable, organic wood. Or lead pipes. Whatever’s handy.
BallparkFashion @FashionBallpark
1K Followers 4K Following Ballpark Fashion made for the love of the game. ❤️ ✨✨ ⚾️⚽️🏈🏒🏀 IG : https://t.co/xduPecdTrK 👇👇👇 CHECK OUT OUR SHOP
Lars Iggy @LarsTheBadMan
2K Followers 3K Following Ardbegian (Member of the Cult of Ardbeg) Moisture Farmer. All religions are silly. To quote myself: Religion rots the brain. Fuck Putin. 🇺🇦
SisterFantaMaria🤘�.. @Urtoez75_2
24K Followers 25K Following Queen of Nightmares and Suffering | I am Not Poseable | Be Lilith, Not Eve | Spaces Roadie | Do Not Keep Sweet
Laura Alexa Silverstr.. @bikerprincess75
537 Followers 666 Following I'm a female not looking for sex chat. NFL, NBA, College Basketball & Football, Baseball, NHL, WWE, Harley Davidson
Nicole @NicoleCutmore
910 Followers 761 Following NY to Seattle. Here for #SEAKraken and #SeaUsRise Will Borgen meme aficionado, Cal Raleigh Enjoyer. I ❤️ and retweet with wild abandon, and I think I’m funny.
Football Talk with Bo @FootballTalkwbo
11K Followers 9K Following Host Football Talk : Entrepreneur : Former Pro Arena Football J Back AIFA Ogden Knights Semi Pro CB Jaguars, Renton Ravens 2009 Ravens National Championship.
Nate Stephens @Natedontgiveup
455 Followers 2K Following Simple yet complex man making his way through life | capturing happy moments | single gay guy, Stan for equality🏳️🌈| love to have fun, please be respectful
karlroveisevil @KarlRoveisevil
267 Followers 818 Following
huy nguyen @we_nguyen
201 Followers 715 Following Enginerd | Northwest is best | Seattle sports | Sarcasm
NoToRiOuSJT_48 @NoToRiOuSJT_48
9K Followers 10K Following Patron Saint of Chiefs Kingdom.. Proud fan of the four time Super Bowl Champions Kansas City @Chiefs (IV, LIV, LVII, LVIII) #NASCAR #ChiefsKingdom #RepBX
Nico Tomacelli @NicoTomacelli
905 Followers 936 Following #GirlDad | Software 🤓 | #Mastiff | #FinsUp 🐬| #GoHawks 🦅 | #SeaKraken 🦑 | #PurpleReign 🐕 | #GoDawgs 🐾 | Opinions are my own | Smarter than you
Felix Gallardo @FelixGalla11605
320 Followers 4K Following I EAT 🍜 DAILY WITH PRIZEPICK SPORT BOOK 🏀⚽⛳🏈🏒 PLUTO🌍 TIPSTERS #GAMBLERS LET'S EAT #PRIZEPICKDAILYWINNINGSTREAK
gabb @BaseballGabb
11K Followers 9K Following unhinged baseball shit posting & girl stuff #fortheland cc: @gabbgoudy
Wayne Tony @WtCarlic
268 Followers 6K Following The Philanthropist. Inventor of Philanthropy. I give away money, food, shelter & medicine!
Sandy @Sandy00172649
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Dovzhenko ivan @Dovxhen
245 Followers 1K Following Fighting for peace, Justice and Democracy .,Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦
BUTTERCUP / 🧈 🥤 @Sabrina420
12K Followers 7K Following Bio this, Bio that 🔞Joints and a** 💨Tits and sass 🌿Sweet and sour 😇👿 I can't rhyme...blah , blah..blah. 🍆Stay out my DM's with your pee pees. 💍& Mom
Erin McA @EMcA74
112 Followers 578 Following Kitchen Dancing. Too many records. Sidewalk photographer...random photos of where I live. Baseball. Champagne. Old poetry.
Vanessa Botelho @VBotelhotv
199 Followers 1K Following Associate Professor of Broadcast & Digital Journalism @newmarkjschool in NYC. Fmr. Executive Producer, Live News Producer, Digital Streaming Producer
Mike the Mega winner @Cashapppay22840
97 Followers 1K Following
Layteyshay @layteyshay53494
135 Followers 2K Following
BeautifullyMe @lovinlife2617
746 Followers 594 Following Always grateful when God finds favor to wake me up every day. We can make a difference!! Go SEAHAWKS! #Scorpio #OttoMattic #BeKind
Maxwell Andrews @Maxwell7899
1K Followers 3K Following Been there. Done that. #MAGAts are the true snowflakes.
riley robin steele @robin_steeleril
110 Followers 3K Following tired of other social media due to fake guys and mens and I hope here is for we in the US only and this is my backup page
Tami 🔱💙💚 �.. @tami_h
489 Followers 491 Following I like feminist intersectional equality & sportsball. Seattle to Omaha transplant. she/her
Midnight Nugz @NugzMidnight
49 Followers 126 Following
John Cena @JohnCena
14.3M Followers 777K Following A forum of thoughts and perspectives designed to ignite conversations and actions leading to growth, and occasional self promotion. #NeverGiveUp #RiseAboveHate
budd dwyer stan accou.. @bigkahunalover
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TitubasArmy @Bloggo2point0
173 Followers 278 Following Eyebrow inclusive Antioch Moms rocking the hell out of our first amendment rights. Village of Antioch Trustee Petrina Burman is a white supremacist.
MommyUnit of Freaking.. @MommyUnit
4K Followers 3K Following Jesus|Seahawks Fanatic|Finder of Lost Things|PUNS|MUSIC|She/her #BLM #LGBTQIA+ #Seahawks #Mariners #SeaKraken| Search "MommyUnit" elsewhere 😉
Field Gulls @FieldGulls
64K Followers 440 Following The official twitter account for https://t.co/QHBqlfxSHQ, @SBNation's Seahawks blog.
Bob Condotta @bcondotta
100K Followers 2K Following Bob Condotta now covers the Seattle Seahawks and other sports for The Seattle Times. Covered Washington football for 16 years ---likely to Tweet about anything.
Mikaela Mattes @mikaelamattes
7K Followers 4K Following 🎙 Host of the @ByndTheAthlete podcast, former host of the @pnwshowdown podcast. Married to the wonderful @kateskees
Marielle ⚓️🔱 @marielle922
5K Followers 2K Following Dreamer. Traveler. Sports fan. Disney millennial. Tweets are unfortunately my own. #GoCougs #Seahawks #SeaUsRise #Sonics #SeaKraken
Just Whitney @trumplostsuckit
5K Followers 1K Following Football 💙💚 Fuck the 9ers the quest for 6 will never end. ░G░E░N░O ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░
Bruce Irvin @BIrvin_WVU11
278K Followers 2K Following Trying to reach the top because it's too crowded at the bottom.
Aaron Levine @AaronLevine_
61K Followers 2K Following Fox 13 Sports Director at KCPQ Seattle, host of Seattle Sports Live, Gameday
That Seahawk Gal @Teresa4ever12
5K Followers 4K Following I'm just a girl who loves her Seahawks...Superbowl Champs!! God, Football, Family
John Fraley @johndavidfraley
5K Followers 350 Following #BLM #Seahawks #Mariners #Sounders #Sonics #Storm #Kraken #Puns #DadJokes. Trans rights are human rights.
Jowee 💋🍷🍔 �.. @ilovejowee
3K Followers 2K Following The game isn’t over until it’s over. #Seahawks #GoHawks #TridentsUp #GoMs #SeaKraken• Woof • ░D░I░C░K░S░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░
Joe Veyera @JoeVeyera
9K Followers 3K Following @Factal Editor | Words for @hoopism | Ex-@qamagnews, @GrandSalamiMag, @thedaily | @UW alum | Seattleite | Transit stan | Hopeless Mariners fan | He/him
Jacson A. Bevens 😮.. @JacsonBevens
12K Followers 419 Following Author/host @CigarThoughts. I wake up next to greatness (@PaulinaAntczak) every day.
Danny O'Neil, Noted F.. @dannyoneil
42K Followers 2K Following Nothing on here is worth getting mad about. Not even Jim Moore.
Stacy Jo Rost @StacyRost
31K Followers 3K Following Winner of Bow Lake Elementary stock market contest. Host for @SeattleSports. Writer for https://t.co/hKbCROtK0E. Rost like "Frost" ig: stacyjorost
John Boyle @johnpboyle
33K Followers 953 Following Senior reporter for the Seattle Seahawks. Opinions & bad jokes are my own and don't necessarily reflect the beliefs or sense of humor of the Seahawks.
depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki
889K Followers 4K Following Hello I am @anniierau Please take away my blue check! I did not ask for it!
Catherine “Cat” C.. @cat_clark
1K Followers 2K Following Lawyer (Super Lawyer & Best Lawyers of America) D1 Athlete Swimming Skier Fan of GPrep UW Seahawks Art & Theater
Mike Jerrell🧟�.. @bigguccimj
3K Followers 1K Following 4x All-Conference OL @ University of Findlay #CG4L #LONGLIVECHRIS #RipCollin #LLT #RIPBOSTIC #RIPTRE🖤 317
DJ James @Djames00x
5K Followers 796 Following
MURPH DAWG🦍 @ByronMurphyII
12K Followers 1K Following |214|God sent 🙏🏾|Defensive tackle @texasfootball| business inquiries: [email protected]
turtlerancher66 NAFO @turtlerancher66
10K Followers 11K Following Herding turtles since 1966. Bonking vatniks with bonk sticks made from ethically sourced, free range, renewable, organic wood. Or lead pipes. Whatever’s handy.
BallparkFashion @FashionBallpark
1K Followers 4K Following Ballpark Fashion made for the love of the game. ❤️ ✨✨ ⚾️⚽️🏈🏒🏀 IG : https://t.co/xduPecdTrK 👇👇👇 CHECK OUT OUR SHOP
Laken Tomlinson @laken77
18K Followers 815 Following Proud Jamaican. Duke graduate. Pro bowl Offensive Guard https://t.co/kfxOo6UoIq
Brant J @bosoxbrant
3K Followers 4K Following “Cougs vs. Everybody" ~Butch T. Cougar #RedSox #GoCougs #CVE #Seahawks #ScarvesUp #SeaKraken #Vaccinated Please no lists.
Nicole @NicoleCutmore
910 Followers 761 Following NY to Seattle. Here for #SEAKraken and #SeaUsRise Will Borgen meme aficionado, Cal Raleigh Enjoyer. I ❤️ and retweet with wild abandon, and I think I’m funny.
Tyrel Dodson @tdots25
24K Followers 333 Following
Christian Caple @ChristianCaple
22K Followers 1K Following Writing about University of Washington football at On Montlake, a Substack subscription site and newsletter. Co-host of Say Who, Say Pod.
Jeff Pearlman @jeffpearlman
83K Followers 65K Following NYT best-selling author of 10 books. Tupac coming. "The kid who shows up at the bus and just starts kicking motherfuckers." https://t.co/bPx4rAyncE.
NoToRiOuSJT_48 @NoToRiOuSJT_48
9K Followers 10K Following Patron Saint of Chiefs Kingdom.. Proud fan of the four time Super Bowl Champions Kansas City @Chiefs (IV, LIV, LVII, LVIII) #NASCAR #ChiefsKingdom #RepBX
huy nguyen @we_nguyen
201 Followers 715 Following Enginerd | Northwest is best | Seattle sports | Sarcasm
karlroveisevil @KarlRoveisevil
267 Followers 818 Following
Nico Tomacelli @NicoTomacelli
905 Followers 936 Following #GirlDad | Software 🤓 | #Mastiff | #FinsUp 🐬| #GoHawks 🦅 | #SeaKraken 🦑 | #PurpleReign 🐕 | #GoDawgs 🐾 | Opinions are my own | Smarter than you
GothicNightrider 🎃.. @GothNightrider
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Sharon *Go Huskies* @sharonawrites
1K Followers 5K Following GO HUSKIES. Seattle Sports. Baseball and softball, all the time. Read romance, write your story. #Wordmakers #ProtectTransKids #ProtectVotingRights
Jersey Mike's Subs @jerseymikes
96K Followers 4K Following Hungry? We wanna feed you the best sub on the planet, Mike's Way.
Field Yates @FieldYates
1.1M Followers 2K Following Watch First Draft every Monday at 11 AM ET: https://t.co/G4CbH2m0vz
gabb @BaseballGabb
11K Followers 9K Following unhinged baseball shit posting & girl stuff #fortheland cc: @gabbgoudy
Ryan @Stolty23
3K Followers 728 Following Mariners, Kraken and Seahawk fan, movies, art and most importantly kindness for all
Rio @RioTheAutomator
333 Followers 777 Following he/him. totally hot babe. certified girl boss. profile picture created by Erotas_GR
Stephen Cohen @scohenATH
8K Followers 1K Following NFL enterprise editor, @TheAthletic. Proud @ColoradoStateU, @NewhouseSU, @seattlepi alum. Used to be better at Twitter. The Chargers belong in San Diego.
Erin McA @EMcA74
112 Followers 578 Following Kitchen Dancing. Too many records. Sidewalk photographer...random photos of where I live. Baseball. Champagne. Old poetry.
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan
12K Followers 3K Following Armchair phrenologist. Self-certified body language expert. MENSA member. Former Never-Ending Pasta Pass Owner. RIP Seattle Sea Dragons. Insta: normcharlatan
Clint - TheWalkingGuy @NevrEverTooLate
1K Followers 3K Following It is NEVER Ever Too Late to Make Those Changes and Improvements That You Have Promised Yourself! Bitcoin Class of '13. Change the Money, Change the World.
#KMasterLock™$$ @KVonWallace
38K Followers 357 Following Business Inquiries: @djackson_legacy Current Seahawks Defensive Back🩵 Former Clemson Tiger #12 🧡🐅 #Gulo🔱
Fᴏᴏᴛʙᴀʟ.. @footballzebras
35K Followers 1K Following This is a legacy verified account. It may or may not be notable. Thoughtful analysis of NFL rules and officiating without team bias.
Vanessa Botelho @VBotelhotv
199 Followers 1K Following Associate Professor of Broadcast & Digital Journalism @newmarkjschool in NYC. Fmr. Executive Producer, Live News Producer, Digital Streaming Producer
Tremayne Anchrum jr. @TremayneAnchrum
4K Followers 1K Following
Daisy Buchanan @whatgreenlite
3K Followers 4K Following Teacher. Artist. Reader. Happy. #Booktwitter #Teachertwitter #Seahawks #Rams 💚💙💛
Jerome Baker Jr. @Lastname_Baker
38K Followers 547 Following The official Twitter of Jerome Baker. Current LB for the Seattle Seahawks. Former Ohio State LB. Former Benedictine HS LB.
Trump University admi.. @clousefoor
281 Followers 1K Following
BeautifullyMe @lovinlife2617
746 Followers 594 Following Always grateful when God finds favor to wake me up every day. We can make a difference!! Go SEAHAWKS! #Scorpio #OttoMattic #BeKind
George Fant @GeorgeFant74
17K Followers 393 Following | Love my Two Boys & my baby girl | WKU Grad | IG: george_fant44 | FB: GeorgeFant74 | SC: Georgefant44
Midnight Nugz @NugzMidnight
49 Followers 126 Following
Tami 🔱💙💚 �.. @tami_h
489 Followers 491 Following I like feminist intersectional equality & sportsball. Seattle to Omaha transplant. she/her
Lynn @lccoftheisland
917 Followers 2K Following " Never discount the merits of a nice rest, a good walk and a warm cup of something to turn your day around." ~ Husband Person
SportsBallGal @SportsBallGirl
35 Followers 184 Following Invest in women’s sports ✨ Seahawks ✨ Mariners ✨ Storm ✨ Reign ✨ Huskies ✨ USWNT 💚💙💛💚💛💜 she/her
John Cena @JohnCena
14.3M Followers 777K Following A forum of thoughts and perspectives designed to ignite conversations and actions leading to growth, and occasional self promotion. #NeverGiveUp #RiseAboveHate
Jack Black @jackblack
618K Followers 79 Following
NWS Weather Predictio.. @NWSWPC
254K Followers 313 Following Official Twitter account for the National Weather Service Weather Prediction Center. Details: https://t.co/5axlhIgF3n
U.S. Fish and Wildlif.. @USFWS
316K Followers 38K Following The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service (USFWS) is dedicated to the conservation, protection, and enhancement of fish, wildlife, plants, and their habitats. 🐟🦆 🌱
AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona
144K Followers 10K Following Quenching your thirst since '92. https://t.co/OWtGgEkEGp
My dog hulk smashed her way out of her crate this morning but then immediately accidentally shut herself into the bathroom when the ran in there and the door swung almost shut behind her
remember ladies, if you come across a bear’s skin in the forest, you can hide it and as long as he doesn’t find it, the bear will have to be your husband, but be careful because he will always miss the forest, will never quite be yours
My school district only lets teachers have one printer ink cartridge per school year, so the secretary said she’d give me one on the down low. I just walked by her desk, she whispered, “here,” and handed me a plastic bag with the ink. I feel like I was involved in a drug deal.
i've already heard like a dozen stories from people about how ross perot won their mock grade-school elections in a landslide. if 10-year-olds could legally vote he would have been president
@jon_bois Relevant side note: I was in 8th grade for the Perot election and I ran as Ross Perot in my history class's mock election. Unlike Ross, I won. Like Ross, people just laughed at the way I looked.
Easy, because he is.
Back to watching NFL film after months of college film is a shock. Geno Smith looks like a generational prospect.
Dogs being off-leash and in areas they shouldn’t be is an ongoing issue for people in Western Washington. kiro7.com/news/local/unl…
Columbia student journalists should get the Pulitzer.
@marcmalkin When Ryan Gosling is down to clown. We all win.
This just happened at #TheFallGuy premiere. #justforvariety
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This just happened at #TheFallGuy premiere. #justforvariety
you know your packaging was a problem when your announcement on tiktok that you changed it gets over 2m views
That's a lot of right-wing billionaires who would reap huge tax benefits if Donald Trump becomes president.
SCOOP — Elon Musk and David Sacks had a fancy dinner party in Los Angeles earlier this month to talk politics and Joe Biden. Guests included Rupert Murdoch, Steven Mnuchin, Peter Thiel, Travis Kalanick and Michael Milken. Just posted at @PuckNews. puck.news/elon-musk-davi…
uh did they just abruptly go to jazz?
police threatening to arrest journalism students and faculty (a dean?) if they leave Pulitzer Hall, @WKCRNews reports
I want to take ALL the classes and earn ALL the degrees/certificates, but I also don’t want to be in crippling debt for the rest of my life 🙃
Will be yelling forever that student journalists are journalists. Some of the most principled, thoughtful reporters I know are students.
@jeffpearlman Jeff, none of that stuff is happening at schools who allowed their students to peacefully protest. These didn’t turn violent until police were summoned. Smart schools allowed students to use their voice and the grounds to speak and camp out. They listened instead of escalating.
Sorry but breweries are actually the great equalizer for parent/non-parent friend groups with otherwise extremely different weekend vibes. I'm childless by choice and will roll into a brewery with my friends and their babies any day.
STOP BRINGING YOUR KIDS TO BREWERIES IM TRYING TO RELAX
I’m gonna need Kendrick Lamar to teach me how to write a diss track about Sam Alito.
sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder, should i just start reading it aloud
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