Paddy @Chilli_Paddy
Pedro Pascal stan account Joined January 2020-
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Menos mal no tengo dragones, porque sería Dracarys por aquí, Dracarys por allá…
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997) somehow made high school drama, vampires, comedy, and apocalypse storylines all work at the same time. And the second Sarah Michelle Gellar starts talking, it’s impossible imagining literally anyone else as Buffy.
What television series is so good, it's worth binge watching from beginning to end?
Said it once and I’ll say it again Willow and Xander are terrible friends
it's heartbreaking watching buffy try to do normal stuff like be a homecoming queen but having her friends & watcher reduce her to a weapon. they don't do it on purpose... they just don't see why she craves teenage stuff sm after being tasked to bear the weight of the world ☹️
and suddenly the man waking up for work at 6AM is no longer your dad. It's you.
“Looks good but I see few comments attached”
When that alarm rings in the morning and you have to go to the job you prayed for
Me at work pretending to be nice
Me at work with no idea what to prioritize because everything is urgent:
your email has found me cold and shamed, lying naked on the floor
Me on january 1: “2026 is my year" Me on january 28th 2026:
i love love island when it’s white on white crime im sorry
I've lost years of my life to two-factor authentification
‘No longer tenable for him to continue as the LO’: PM Wong removes Pritam Singh from post bit.ly/45VYEhs
me doing nothing the whole day bc I have something I need to do at 5pm
“Yes I feel fully recharged after a restful holiday”
She won me back 110% with just this so fucking funny
25-30 is when you realize you didn't know anything
18-23 year olds really do think they're smarter than everybody Imaoo
“It’s just that all of these Caribbean resorts look exactly the same to me. It’s just a random beach.” “Oh I see. You think this has nothing to do with you. You sit at your laptop, and you select… I don’t know, that all-inclusive resort for instance, because you’re trying to tell the world that you take yourself too seriously to care about what cookie-cutter consumerist hotel your parents made you go to. But what you don’t know is that hotel isn’t just all-inclusive, it’s not Ixtapa, it’s not Zihuatanejo. It’s actually Cancún. You’re also blithely unaware of the fact that in the late 60s, Mexico ran a huge trade deficit with the US. They were industrializing rapidly, importing machinery and materials that had to be paid for in dollars. Then I believe it was INFRATUR, wasn’t it, that actually spent months building a computer model, feeding data to an IBM 360 to analyze Mexico’s entire coastline, evaluating climate, beach quality, accessibility, and development costs. Then they identified Cancún as a strategic tourism development zone, deliberately modeled on postwar Mediterranean resort economies. By the mid-1990s, major U.S. and European hotel chains standardized the all-inclusive resort model there. That model was then replicated, refined, and exported across the Caribbean. Eventually, that choice filtered down through Expedia algorithms, airline bundle deals, and trickled on down into some TikTok’s influencer video which you no doubt watched in bed doom scrolling. However, Cancún represents billions of dollars in coordinated state planning, private capital, labor arbitrage, and tourism dependency. Tens of thousands of jobs. Entire regional supply chains. And it’s sort of comical that you think you simply picked "a random beach" when in fact you’re sipping a piña colada at a resort selected for you by the Mexican federal government’s years-long optimization process… from a bunch of random beaches.”
Cancun is not my cup of tea, but boy is it an incredible success story of engineering: the Mexican government engineered a tourist hotspot custom-built to attract American dollars, from a place that had nothing in 5 short years. In the late 60s, Mexico ran a huge trade deficit
me hanging with a random baby at a family gathering:
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