Pablo @Chrissy_Poop

I'm an asshole. Joined June 2009

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crawf @crawf34

12 months ago

bartender here. guess what: the robots are never going to be programmed to take a beer off your tab because they feel sorry for you after your wife took the kids

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carter hambley @carterhambley

a year ago

dating apps should make people put how many stuffed animals they own. i’m done doing hand stuff in mr magoriums wonder emporium

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lil$icily @aherosarc

a year ago

in another life we walked the mile and ate hot cheetos together …

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Pablo @Chrissy_Poop

a year ago

I ain’t shit, but at least I love myself.

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⭑ @ghostwurlds

a year ago

someone diss frank ocean real quick i need new music

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Kamster Hamster @hoodnymph

a year ago

I know SZA somewhere in a chestnut brown 3a wig laying down eating veggie chips texting both those niggas separately "exactlyyyyy"

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nemi @sendbackend

a year ago

u knew the summer was coming up and u just kept eating

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Grand Theft indo. @Voyage_To_India

a year ago

Niggas really be almost 30 & have never treated a woman well in their entire life & think it’s some fly/playa shit. No nigga, you like niggas 😂😂

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Despachico @_CHlCO

a year ago

Hittin the club tonight, you DJ’s better not suck..

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_ @basquiathrash

a year ago

Well suwoo then nigga

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jenn @jenngaly

a year ago

If u single rn u gon be single forever everybody got who they want, nobody wants you

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Mnaka 🇿🇦 @_Mdooh

a year ago

The waters haven’t been safe since Americans found out a group of fish is called a school

SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL

a year ago

The waters haven’t been safe since Americans found out a group of fish is called a school

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I’ve officially rescheduled my wedding to 2026… such a difficult decision but it’s for the best due to due my schedule and the current climate. It will also give me more time to find the person I’m marrying so I guess it works out.

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TSUNAMi _ PUNANI @MsPettyKay

a year ago

girl at #SixFlags ran up to2 us cryn bc she couldn't find her mom. I asked wt she looked like and she said "she’s beautiful wt pink hair " as soon as she says that her mom shows up. And I'm glad she did because she wasn't beautiful at all! We was gon be looking ALL damn day

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Varskii @VarDragg

a year ago

U Insecure If U Leave Ur Bitch After Getting Cheated On Soft Ass Nigga

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Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus

a year ago

I just found out people with ADHD are stupid. That’s why they seem flaky or distracted, they’re just not as smart as normal people

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dae @xx_daee

a year ago

Im not arguing with no bitch that still be ugly when she get cute

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CartierCal @cartiercal1

a year ago

This girl asked me “wyd”? 🙄 I said getting my hair did. She said “Wyd after that” I blocked the shit out of her because why you asking wyd after that instead of cash apping me. The fuck wrong with her ? Bad Nigga summer.