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God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. Joined April 2013-
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last shows of S49! MAY 11 Maya Rudolph Vampire Weekend MAY 18 Jake Gyllenhaal Sabrina Carpenter
Challengers (2024)
It's simple.
Thot daughter has taken over gay son
Thot daughter has taken over gay son
Nothing like doing a morning workout to make you feel like you’re better than everyone else
laura dern school of standing with your arms crossed
That’s that me, espresso ☕️
ending work at a reasonable time because god didnt make me a singerrrr
this is from a comedy in 2023
I took a good power nap at work and now feeling so much better
The conspiracies spread, the danger grows & the adventure continues. Jurassic World: Chaos Theory premieres May 24th!
i was there when the ancient texts were written
Lin-Manuel Miranda when he finds out Mufasa is an orphan: You're an orphan? Of course! I'm an orphan, God, I wish there was a war Then we could prove that we're worth more than anyone bargained for
Lin-Manuel Miranda when he finds out Mufasa is an orphan: You're an orphan? Of course! I'm an orphan, God, I wish there was a war Then we could prove that we're worth more than anyone bargained for
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Taylor Swift becomes the first artist in history to simultaneously occupy the entire top 10 on the Hot 100 on two occasions (@taylorswift13).
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cause it reminds you of innocence and it smells like me espresso
Sabrina Carpenter will be the musical guest on SNL May 18th with host Jake Gyllenhaal.
Night Twenty-Seven Sydney
renee zellweger and ewan mcgregor had just finished working on different musicals (chicago and moulin rouge) so they thought it’d be a sin not to do musical number for the romcom they were making together and everyday i’m thankful they decided that
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There’s nothing more embarrassing than when your body gets to shaking in Pilates like you need your transmission and shocks replaced
There’s nothing more embarrassing than when your body gets to shaking in Pilates like you need your transmission and shocks replaced
Alligator Loki — aka Wally The Emotional Support Alligator has gone missing He was kidnapped. A tracker then released him into a swamp with over 20 other alligators and said there's “little to no hope” of finding him He is domesticated and enjoys Cheetos as part of his meals
naming a child River then saying “row your own boat” is diabolical lmao
Jeff Goldblum refuses to leave money to his kids Charlie, 8, and River, 6: ‘Row your own boat’ trib.al/3uCFIDk
SABRINA NIGHT LIVE 😭😭😭😭 @nbcsnl
would actually pay millions to see the text chain between taylor swift and sabrina carpenter about this one
Sabrina Carpenter will be the musical guest in the season finale of #SNL on May 18th.
i left my me espresso at your sister's house
Jake Gyllenhaal is set to host SNL on May 18 with musical guest Sabrina Carpenter.