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One Contest to Rule Them All myspace.com/tom The Hearts Of Men Joined April 2017-
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5 year plan: - own my own business - hot robot wife - no depression - rub Kira's face in it about my hot robot wife - 4 bed/5 bath house - Big and Powerful SpaceTruck - 2 children (half hot robot??) - 401(k)
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Happy birthday @NamestartswithZ! Check out (AKA ❤️ & RT) his tweets & send 2 of yours for RTs & maybe a trophy!
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The priest places the wafer on my tongue and intones: "The Body of Christ." I quickly replace it with a bagel bite while his back is turned.
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Obscure For A Penny Zero 6: Round 1! Theme: Use all 140 characters NEW Tweet starting now For additional info: bit.ly/2vVL3or
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In honour of those who'll lose their retinas to the eclipse, our theme is "outer space" Send 3 tweets max (only 1 old) Ends @ 6EST
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🏆"MAN" Contest🏆 The letters m-a-n must be used in that order in a single real or made up word. Up to 3 NEW tweets Ends 6pm EST.
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👊🏻Fight Week💥 Theme: Lions; Endangered; Conservation. @worldlionday 🦁 Rules- READ em! -> tinyurl.com/KOKombatants Ends 17:00 NY time, 8/10
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NEVER SPEAK OF THIS AGAIN Bad haircuts, wardrobe malfunctions, clumsy, embarrassing, & mortifying moments. 3 max. Ends 10p CDT.
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🎉✨Today super sucks & I'm super sad!✨🎉 Make me laugh with 1-2 tweets from you or anybody else! Ends at 7pm EST 🏆 RTs and Trophs 🏆
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Obscure For A Penny Zero 6 Rules, Instructions, FAQS, & most importantly...BRACKETS Clink on the link to find out!!! bit.ly/2vhuZhM
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I hit my first 400! Send me a few tweets you like. Once again, followers are eligible for a comic!
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Touching wedding rings, we cry, "WONDER SPOUSE POWERS ACTIVATE" "Form of a lazy shit-sack!" I say "Also form of a lazy shit-sack!" he says
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🏆Contest🏆 Tweet from the perspective of a ghost/monster/alien 3 tweets max, ends 9pm 8/7 Check out examples
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With back to school just around the corner today's contest theme is 📝📚 School 🎓✍ Link 3 NEW max 11-6 EST. DM to donate🏆
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🏆FART CONTEST🏆 Loud and raucous, or silent, but deadly fart tweets. 2 old / 1 NEW Ends 4pm EST Mine:
🏆FART CONTEST🏆 Loud and raucous, or silent, but deadly fart tweets. 2 old / 1 NEW Ends 4pm EST Mine:
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I stand under the shower's spray—blood from my would-be usurper clone twisting down the drain—and slowly realize all my scars are missing…
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🏆 e g g 🏆 Send me a few tweets from July before midnight August 4th, 2157 for RTs and some trophies.
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