Contest @CherryContest

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Contest @CherryContest

7 years ago

HUGE thanks to our last contest donors @CallMe_Dimps @HansGrubertron @jnapsalot @funflaps @leannuh_renay & @DenBroncosGirl x2 Our last week of winners, CONGRATS @bweekz @GorillaNipples1 @AmIStillCool @rubyswrites @Brettagher @michikoandco @OstracizedOstri #tinyaccountTuesday

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Contest @CherryContest

7 years ago

Congrats to all our winners, thank you to all our donors and to all the kind folks who attempted to trophy and favstar wouldn't allow it. More formal lists to come later today. Thanks for supporting #tinyaccountTuesday ❤🍒

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Drogo McNasty @DrogoMcNasty

7 years ago

A guy with schizophrenia just walked by me yelling "We gonna rock the steakhouse! Vagina!" I'm not sure what he means, but I kinda want in.

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Drogo McNasty @DrogoMcNasty

8 years ago

I was feeling badly about my wife leaving me. But my all-natural peanut butter says some separation is natural, so I guess I'm OK.

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Drogo McNasty @DrogoMcNasty

7 years ago

Opinions are like assholes: when people see mine, they tell me to go to a doctor.

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★☆☆☆☆ @OneMore469

8 years ago

My goal in life is to be rich enough not to be on Twitter.

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BooHoo Radley @rorydoyler

7 years ago

Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day, teach a fish to man and he’ll likely need some kind of reverse scuba apparatus.

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BooHoo Radley @rorydoyler

7 years ago

Tried to get rid of that sexual explicit mime by spraying him with the garden hose but it just made things much worse

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ShayShayallday @shaykitallabout

7 years ago

Float like a butterfly, sting like your mother-in-law's passive aggressive comments

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〽️att @MattarWendtar

7 years ago

Doctor: Ma’am, before this procedure I need to know; are you sexually active? Patient: No I normally just lay there. Dr: [puts “dead fish” in chart]

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〽️att @MattarWendtar

7 years ago

Wife: Where is my melatonin!? You know I can’t sleep without it! Husband: [under breath] more like melodramatic-tonin

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〽️att @MattarWendtar

7 years ago

Oh man, do I invite her inside? Its our first date. I promised to take it slow. *mini conscious chefs on shoulders* Mini Rachel Ray: Don’t rush, let the relationship serenade Mini Guy Fieri: NAHHH TAKE HER TO FLAVOR TOWN