Professional Sinner @FilthySinner69
https://t.co/03RC2xrEA2 Somewhere sinning Joined October 2014-
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Sex life status: a tumbleweed just rolled across my bed.
A bright future overshadows a dark past.
Girlfriend: *reading beautiful love poem in German* Me: STOP YELLING AT ME
Casually whispers “I bet he has a small penis” after every good looking guy my date and I walk past.
Stop👏🏼using👏🏼the👏🏼clap👏🏼emoji👏🏼in👏🏼tweets👏🏼
*walks in front door to a clean home, dinner on the table, kids playing quietly* Me: Ok, my bad...I’m drunk and it appears I’ve walked into the wrong house. I’ll leave now.
Me: Do you want to go to the Bed.... Her: OMG yes! Me: ....Bath and Beyond store?
I don’t want you to be happy. ~alarm clocks
Me: I love u. Date: Omg baby! Me: Ok now you tell me your favorite letter.
The key to a balanced breakfast is to mix cereal directly into your coffee and add a wellness shot of booze.
I'm finally going to watch the Superbowl tonight. Nobody tell me who wins. Go Rams.
Many of the people who live in your country are morons.
Fun fact; If the hostess at Chick-Fil-A gives your kid a bag of Cheerios, they are legally obligated to vacuum your car. Just ask, they will say “my pleasure”
Some people can’t be bothered, but not me, I’m bothered a lot.
You wouldn’t be the worst decision I’ve ever made. -me flirting
If nothing else ... be kind today. We need a whole lot more of that.
I never thought my soulmate would use the word oodles so much, but here we are.
If you’re not scared to lose him, are you even babysitting an Italian mobster’s kid?
I hear moving on is good for IBS, maybe you should try it.

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