🖤Kat Ballou™️ @1fragmentedmind
SAY IT AS IT IS!!. The Therapist said it would help. https: https://t.co/a8KcEuqJE6. Chasing dreams and wishes... Joined September 2014-
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She was a girl full of dance but the music stopped playing.
You ruin everything but with a certain style and grace
It’s not gay if your back is towards the surveillance camera.
What I lack in legs I make up for in forehead
If the words are empty fill them with truth
fucking off has a 100% efficacy rate
They should make a white noise sleep machine that's just Sam Elliot telling you to go to sleep over and over.
We should name tropical depressions names like Ativan, Cymbalta, Prozac, Welbutrin Xanax, and the like. Makes the most sense.
*checks the Energy Star rating on my wife’s vibrator
A moment of silence for those who peaked in high school.
Me: I just want sleep. Sleep: I have a girlfriend
I always forget to take names while kicking ass.
She’s a beautiful mess.
What do you call a person who eats other people slowly? A cannibble. #HatDadJoke
Overrated: shower sex 69 low-fat ice cream Underrated: morning sex nerdy men breakfast for dinner
loving her will kill me
I'm pretty damn sure logic is an abstract thing to some people.
When people say this app is horrible and makes us all fucking dumber, I beam with pride, knowing I fucking contribute to that
Had a bunch of 11's alil bit ago 74% & 11:11pm

💥Katt💥 @FirecrackerKatt
50K Followers 10K Following ❤️ IG: Firecrackerkatt ❤️🐰❤️I do gods work on X ❤️ if you take this shit seriously you’re an idiot ❤️
The B. @anerdonfire2
40K Followers 13K Following My thoughts were full of other things when I wandered off the path. Dante Alighieri, Inferno
Stabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat
59K Followers 3K Following murder and cake. https://t.co/hYaRTXyflG
Manders 🌻 @SunflowerGpsy
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name cannot be blank @toomanycommas3
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Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric
33K Followers 11K Following Gen X Superhero. Simple man. Food fan. Probably working on @BackEastCo
ɴᴏ ᴄᴜᴛs ɴ�... @damn_elle
24K Followers 11K Following “𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐠𝐞, 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭“ - 𝐓𝐮𝐩𝐚𝐜 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐤𝐮𝐫 💛🌼 #𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫
IAmJillyBean @ItIsMsJillyBean
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Alfie @DownFrontArtist
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𝕾𝖈𝖔𝖙𝖙 @bgdadyspnkbtm
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ᏚᎢᎬᎬᏞ ™ @TheWidowmakerX
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🇨🇦 Smokey 🇨�... @420iloveweed
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y @matthew28916969
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bailey @sweetfeet133
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fFaceCharli and Mr. E... @fFaceCharli
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MJ @mjmgdlt
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JenniferDancingBear @WanderingLeo
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Softly Sighing2 @Softly_Sighing2
3K Followers 585 Following I’m back. Not sure why. 💜No DMs. Your interpretations of my words are your problem. IG s_ighing_2
Joey Pretz @JoeyPretz
27 Followers 258 Following I’m the only one that’s gonna trim my beard around here!
Helen @2QCqu2x6qyYjfNw
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Jess Leigh @itsjessandart
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𝓦𝓱𝓲𝓼𝓴�... @freemindspirits
1K Followers 3K Following it's all between the ears. 🙈🙉🙊 οι ανθρωποι δεν συγχωρουν οσους απο ερωτα εκπεσανε
Faust.Z ™ @SilenceMephisto
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Niki @Nikiteabooks
299 Followers 2K Following 🔞 might be naughty..or nice. pronouns: ima/little/tea/pot 😁 a writer; love my tiny family; loyal af; cptsd/narc/trauma/abuse info sharer; taken& promised
💥Katt💥 @FirecrackerKatt
50K Followers 10K Following ❤️ IG: Firecrackerkatt ❤️🐰❤️I do gods work on X ❤️ if you take this shit seriously you’re an idiot ❤️
The B. @anerdonfire2
40K Followers 13K Following My thoughts were full of other things when I wandered off the path. Dante Alighieri, Inferno
Stabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat
59K Followers 3K Following murder and cake. https://t.co/hYaRTXyflG
Manders 🌻 @SunflowerGpsy
42K Followers 12K Following Posting funny shit no one asked for, I watch cool guys drive fast cars for stress relief, my menopause train wreck
name cannot be blank @toomanycommas3
28K Followers 7K Following just here to migrate old tweets to the good place fuck you if you voted for elon ✌️
Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric
33K Followers 11K Following Gen X Superhero. Simple man. Food fan. Probably working on @BackEastCo
ɴᴏ ᴄᴜᴛs ɴ�... @damn_elle
24K Followers 11K Following “𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐠𝐞, 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭“ - 𝐓𝐮𝐩𝐚𝐜 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐤𝐮𝐫 💛🌼 #𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫
IAmJillyBean @ItIsMsJillyBean
18K Followers 4K Following Tattooed, Single Mom. #Hufflepuff⚡️Bourbon & Beer 🥃🍻 💙 Don't Blame Me, I Didn't Vote For Him. Foxtrot Delta Tango
Alfie @DownFrontArtist
53K Followers 44K Following There is no show without business. https://t.co/X2EN341vnk
𝕾𝖈𝖔𝖙𝖙 @bgdadyspnkbtm
48K Followers 14K Following
ᏚᎢᎬᎬᏞ ™ @TheWidowmakerX
34K Followers 2K Following Seen in @Reddit @buzzfeed @cheezburger https://t.co/YATb4ONaEx https://t.co/U9LcAJlNnw
🇨🇦 Smokey 🇨�... @420iloveweed
19K Followers 5K Following 18++ Single full time dad, fun loving, old soul but young at heart. Talking about everything & nothing. Always trying to learn. #WeTheNorth #RelationshipCoach
Matty @bestestname
15K Followers 6K Following Twitter is easy. You just have to be funny all the time or no one will love you.
Dave Fox @David_Fox_1990
3K Followers 4K Following Once I mourned that rose bushes have thorns; now I rejoice that thorn bushes have roses. -Rosanne Fox (my sister).
⛈🌪⛈ @GuidedRelease
533 Followers 338 Following
Melanie 🖤 @MelSar2233
24K Followers 4K Following Your wings already exist all you have to do is fly 🦋
ℜ𝔬𝔪𝔞 @thesilentglance
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Dr. Maninee @maninee_writes
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LibertyLayne @LibertyLayne01
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Dx: Moonstruck @moonstruckinnyc
5K Followers 2K Following Here I come, marching to the beat of my own dumb
🅿🅸🆇🅸🅴 @PixieRainbow23
7K Followers 7K Following If I want to be someone's, I'll always want to be yours ♥️
John is not here righ... @PossiblyDrunk87
3K Followers 3K Following Drinker of whiskey, knower of things, speaker of nonsense. Don't take life so serious, none of us get out alive.
That Fella Kev @ThatFellaKev
2K Followers 2K Following On a short twitter hiatus. Least crap tweets here ➡️ https://t.co/GKSn4tTc08
𝕬𝖜𝖋𝖚𝖑 ... @AngelaTheAwful
6K Followers 1K Following Maybe I'll insert some pretentious crap about myself here, but not today
Andrew Boydston @FunnyBoydston
826 Followers 941 Following Professional Barstool Banter, modern day court jester. https://t.co/r6taGrOamY
Ronbo @Ronbo604
3K Followers 2K Following Be kind it's trending. Professional underwater basket weaver. Just trying to jump through this Twitter Matrix. 😈🎵👀🤯🙈👋🏻👌🏻😬🤷🏻♂️🪿♥️🦅
Cycy @k_cycy
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Lovely Jay @LovelyJay92
524 Followers 561 Following ♑♐Just another soul trying to get through existence.
🌻 𝓗𝓮𝓵𝓲... @GalaxyOfMySoul
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~* Jade Lily *~ (Nina... @jadelily83
883 Followers 1K Following I am who I am. That's just the way it is. If you don't like it, I'm sorry. But I'm a pretty cool chick, so your loss 😘
🌠Sad(مالك)Boy�... @sadboycrybabby
3K Followers 4K Following 🌠тнє ℓιgнт ιѕ ¢σмιηg, тσ вяιηg вα¢к єνєяутнιηg тнє ∂αякηєѕѕ ѕтσℓє🌠(.ˡᵃ.ⁱˡᵃʰᵃ.ⁱˡˡᵃˡˡᵃʰ.)
Danny Mc Guigan @mcguigandanny
9K Followers 9K Following Grandan. Disillusioned idealist.Have been known to shout at politicians on TV. No lists,please,and definitely NO CRYPTOCURRENCY!
All About the Benjami... @mybsidelife
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Best Bee Facts. @BestBeeFacts
367 Followers 607 Following #1 Bee Fact Dispenser. https://t.co/Z4hGNQBHXT https://t.co/KmSM9Q3xdu
Dan of the Year @danistheword_
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ⒷⓊⒷⒷⓁⓎ T ... @smileitsfree44
66K Followers 7K Following I’m a 90’s style kinda girl. Timeless one might say 😏no need to appeal this, you all know I’m right 🥰 opinions are my own 🙌🏻retweets are not an endorsement
𝔻𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕣�... @Shinikage221
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💀SpookyLittleComic... @CunniLinguist77
16K Followers 8K Following failed librarian🖤💀🫀🎃avid mourner🪦🥀⚰️enthusiastic weeper•town crier•inward groaner•proud oddity🎭🎨📚animal cruelty≠joke🫥🗿🏰🌧🌳🍕🍪🪻🪺🪷🦦🫧No DM🏳️🌈
The World’s Okayest... @dad_nit
607 Followers 613 Following Inspiring a generation of mediocre dads.
James, The Prophet of... @LordOfFuckery
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Old Dolio’s Toothpi... @PsychNerd1
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MoLicious @m38510250
8K Followers 4K Following I write about things, and I know a few. Can you tell if it’s fiction, or my words are true? ✨ follow back not a DM invitation ✨ taken AF ❤️
Lynn @youwillwonder
201 Followers 849 Following Not terribly interesting, no dm’s. Some people mean what they say. If you think people are projects for you to manipulate, we won’t get along.