The Problematic 5000 @Problematic5000

Joined April 2010

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Chris Calogero @RealChrisCal

24 hours ago

Guy trying to hide that his girlfriend is absolutely A.I.

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I'm so money and I don't even know it 🇵🇸 @Problematic3000

2 days ago

To all my normie friends who will be sure to feel sad about this in a couple years when it's all exposed, just remember the nagging posts I've made this whole time trying to get you to care while the Palestinians still existed as a people.

Mannie Quinn & The Dolly Liberation Army @DollidarityArmy

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7 days ago

Thinking enough time has passed and that I might enjoy a rewatch of all seven seasons of Game of Thrones.

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6 days ago

Jimmy Kimmel Returns in Celebration of Free Speech and Utter Defiance of Funny Speech

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6 days ago

Not to say I'm autistic but I've had a girlfriend or two give me a subtle sobriety test and if I pass, then she makes me drink first before she sleeps with me.

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a week ago

The most logical thing I can do with my shampoo and conditioner at this point is mix it in with the floor cleaner because that's where all my hair has gone.

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2 weeks ago

The last remnants of hope I have for the world are fading. Everything is gray. The bad people are horrifying. The decent people who are saying nothing are disappointing beyond words.

Seyed Mohammad Marandi @s_m_marandi

2 weeks ago

The last remnants of hope I have for the world are fading. Everything is gray. The bad people are horrifying. The decent people who are saying nothing are disappointing beyond words.

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I'm so money and I don't even know it 🇵🇸 @Problematic3000

2 weeks ago

How come I can get this kind of honesty and heartfelt sentiment from, ostensibly, the worst person in the world but I can search your username and "gaza" and come up with nothing? What's happening in Gaza is holocaust-level. PLEASE, LIBERALS, FIND IT WITHIN YOURSELVES TO CARE.

The Resonance @Partisan_12

2 weeks ago

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2 weeks ago

Was excessively boring at a social event this weekend because the two things I had to talk about were "So I'm buying nonperishable powdered dairy products on Amazon and it's a real game changer," and "Israel killed Charlie Kirk," and guess which one I didn't bring up.

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2 weeks ago

Of course Stephen King thinks guns kill people. He wrote a book about a murder car.

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3 weeks ago

To anyone who thinks I may be a bit kooky in my accusations of Israel, I invite you, for 700 days in a row, to look at photos and videos of dead Palestinians, dismembered Palestinians, Palestinian orphans missing multiple limbs, the weeping of a Palestinian doctor who learned of…

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The Problematic 5000 @Problematic5000

3 weeks ago

I don't like to nitpick grammar but could we collectively nip "could of"/"would of"/"should of" in the bud? It's getting out of control.

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4 weeks ago

I know some of you think I'm being dramatic when I liken this to a holocaust. Because I'm just another loony Leftie who co-opts language to suit his own needs, right? Go ahead and come back to these tweets a couple years from now and tell me how wrong I was. I'm sure those…