Ruby and Riesling @rubyandriesling
I scream, you scream, we all scream and now people are looking at us funny. “Would have been cool in the 80s.” I like wine, programming, and motorcycles. x.com/search?q=from%… Joined August 2017-
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Gentle reminder friends we are in a pandemic and if you don’t feel well stay home. #ImpracticalJokers
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Here’s our second round of #beer #research! And we still want to hear from YOU to see where we should ship next! Over the next few days, we’ll be asking some questions. Please let us know!! #delivery #QuarantineAndChill #SundayThoughts @TapRmBeer #ImpracticalJokers @BQQuinn
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Woke up early so I could lie in bed until I’m late.
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Radiohead is great for when I'm in a really good mood and I don't want to be anymore.
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* looking at my life * This is the worst Choose Your Own Adventure book ever.
I’m convinced this is a @CARROT_app feature, not a bug, and no one can tell me otherwise
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This pink chocolate is coming to the U.S. It's the first new hue since white chocolate debuted in the 1930s
Fluorescents just really stress me out. Why can’t offices have more ambiance
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I make the claim that the sports team whose home field is located closest to my residence is in every way superior to the one located nearest yours. How do you respond?"
Basically what I need is a ThunderShirt but for myself
On Saturday I went to the local motorcycle store and just sat on motorcycles all afternoon Someone please help me get a bike, I miss it so much
I keep this account somewhat anon, but I feel like I should open up a little for y’all. Someone just said my aesthetic was “80s white trash”. You’re welcome
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Blue skies and open roads.
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Mmmmmm. This cauliflower pizza crust tastes like the death of my youthful dreams.
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