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If you aren't a judge, you are not worthy of using a gavel. Mjolnir is a gavel. Case dismissed.
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"If you see something, say something", because the best way to identify threatening behavior is to be real vague about it
The plastic backing from your vinyl "Save the Whales!" sticker is floating somewhere in the Pacific Ocean right now
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STOP EATING AN APPLE A DAY WE NEED OUR DOCTORS TO COME BACK
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There are plenty of people wearing masks and gloves right now that have never worn a condom their whole life
Creating a post to tell everyone that you're getting off social media is like going around explaining how humble you are to every person you see
Baseball cards could learn a thing or two from the Pokemon Trading Card game. Those aren't steroids. They're "Energy cards"
I yell "KOBE" when I throw grenades in Modern Warfare because I'm fucking fun like that
"How should we name our massive tech company?" "Let's use each take an adjective to describe our penis and then combine them!" Microsoft.
First presidential candidate to make me a waffle gets my vote
Finding out about good cheap pizza is a blessing for my wallet and a curse for my belt
Her: "I wouldn't fuck you if you were the last one on earth" WALL-E: "waaaalllll-eee" (sad)
Hey @manscaped the ads broke me down and I bought the Lawnmower 3.0 please stop sending my family YouTube ads about trimming my ball hair thanks
Keep getting ads for home workout equipment. Ad targeting is so good they can tell when I'm getting fat
Bought a couch online and now overstock thinks I'm gonna by 12 more if they deepthroat me with ads
If my hair gets any longer I'm going to be obligated to buy to a ticket to the next burning man
Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric
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I LIKE CHIPS @aaronup
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JRGin @GinRumMe
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CrankyPappy @CrankyPappy
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sarah 🐙 @aries_ascendant
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Mwas N @ItsMwasN
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Mint @MintLeFitness
78 Followers 460 Following be your own person. achieve your own greatness. perspective is your greatest asset. You Are Amazing.
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31 Followers 488 Following
Donz@ck @_donzak
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Jsos @Jsos62217195
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vane @vanessa64556837
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molamin @molamin03704581
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Get Fast Lending @GetLending
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Miguel Conesa Osuna @Miguel_Conesa
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Fred @FredEx11
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Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric
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The Cultured Ruffian @CulturedRuffian
233K Followers 77K Following Instagram: @theculturedruffian Donut Dad Bod. Tweets are mine, videos aren't. https://t.co/hvJ5WZMGRd
Joel Jeffrey @joeljeffrey
14K Followers 3K Following 6"2', 200lbs, misshapen head, beautiful skin. https://t.co/V6a78Mvhgc
MELapalooza 🐈⚽�... @MELisCrazyInAZ
31K Followers 15K Following MY ONE AND ONLY PROFILE $MelisCrazyInAz https://t.co/rjxWV6PjFA 🤪Teetering on the edge of insanity 🤣98.2% of my tweets are jokes. Respond accordingly
Audrey Porne @AudreyPorne
25K Followers 1K Following Your goth cousin's friend. Standup comedian in NZ. I've been on TV once. ngāi tahu.
JRGin @GinRumMe
20K Followers 10K Following Eat Sleep RockN’Roll. Still from Twitter. Recents: https://t.co/znpZjkqqT3 (Favorites next link).
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Kaye Wierzbicki @KayeDubs
54 Followers 1K Following Midwest/East Coast hybrid. Literary critic. Abstract gardener.
Ron Sullivan @ChefRonSullivan
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Wolfey @WolfeyGlick
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☽ Jynnxe ☾ @JynnxeGaming
471 Followers 841 Following Level 28 ♍ | Twitch Affiliate https://t.co/RaebDZgLUE | Artist | ☀️Diavolo / Loki🌙 ENFP-T ✨COMMS OPEN: https://t.co/mqYAuI1qet ✨
AdVenture Capitalist @AdVenture_CapHH
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Pete 🐀🟧 @lucifuge75
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Wade @TheWadest
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Medulla of Lang'ata @Ian_yuko_tu
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Bflyer @rfattore
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GuRu 2.0 #77 🇿🇦 @NgowiGold
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Mwas N @ItsMwasN
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Smyles @duke_smyles
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Terry Leakes @TerryLeakes_254
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Eng. Kip @terahbri
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Victoria Muriuki @Vickeyy0
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CODE CUDI @stefarantino
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kirusi @Eng_miltonkoros
145 Followers 471 Following My https://t.co/m7KDHhOhWX https://t.co/UJlN3ehYc2 dignity.I am https://t.co/XY6J8XsyHa puns intended but I savage when need be.
Aes Sedai @saisi_ke_
3K Followers 4K Following EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR THE GOOD, FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE LORD AND DO ACCORDING TO HIS WILL
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