Labyrinth 🦋 @labyrinthpretty
I’m a pretty, little fairy. I like to keep it real. https://t.co/ypryL2gwpn twitter.com/search?q=from%… Joined October 2009-
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I always wanted a blue checkmark, but not like this. Not like this.
Shouldn’t International Women’s Day fall on Taco Tuesday? *looks at camera*
[passive aggressively eats my lunch unmuted on a call that was scheduled during our lunch time. ]
Hope they like the baby I left in there!
Hope they like the baby I left in there!
I tried wearing a g-string once. Fucked that guitar up.
Two mimes are walking against the wind. The first mime says to the other, "".
"Was it something I said?" - Recently unemployed mime
Remember when the world was supposed to end and didn't? What a let down.
Remember when this tweet was a joke?
you: *having sex with me* me: I love this for you
Every party is a gender reveal party if you reveal your genitals
A1 was named that so that it would be the first thing we find when we look up steak sauce in the phone book
Do porn actors masturbate to porn or is that like taking work home with you?
I do the same thing with legos
I do the same thing with legos
My beauty secret is the 15 watt bulb.
Airlines be like, there is not enough room for all your bags, why did you guys bring bags?
Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
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.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin
55K Followers 3K Following • goth daria vibes • fear does not exist in this bio • muppet enthusiast • reba/dolly 2024 • subscribe •
sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy
50K Followers 7K Following Loves animals more than most people. https://t.co/bTlLzDrFl4
Cat From Nowhere @kv8
17K Followers 10K Following omnipresent in absentia, perchance frittering my time away on twitter. ok fine, X. .•| sui juris |•.
cathryn 💚🇨🇦 @AngryRaccoon2
27K Followers 6K Following Nice person. Buddhist. Mental health and harm reduction advocate 💚
Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy
25K Followers 7K Following Comedian//Comedy Writer Sometimes I write funny stuff so keep checking. https://t.co/QwGtdvzVph
Elliott Downing @elliott_downing
29K Followers 32K Following Author of books seldom read, screenplays never filmed, software rarely used, and tweets like sweet, sweet honey.
fightgeek @fightgeek
11K Followers 9K Following i wander around outside and hangout with dogs mostly
Brujo☠️Loco🖤Mi.. @patnspankme
52K Followers 44K Following NHRA drag racing fan, darts, sun. I RT and follow. AVI is me. Xsh Ily. Tun Uw
Alfie @DownFrontArtist
54K Followers 48K Following There is no show without business. https://t.co/X2EN341vnk
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B. @Splash0fGinge
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me: have I ever told you the story of my butt? son: no me: halve a seat, it's a two-parter
Me: *being eaten by a hippo* the one time I don’t pack a few white marbles. Unreal!!
Was Big Bird his name at birth? I mean, how did they know?
Memory, all alone in the moonlight I can dream of the old days Life was beautiful then
Me:*hits rock bottom* welp, it can’t get any worse Rock bottoms older brother: Is this the guy that hit you Me: ᴼʰ ⁿᵒ
Under "Skills" on my LinkedIn page I have "being handsome," "being humble" and "being the best at being humble." If anyone needs help punching up their LinkedIn page, let me know.
Me when I'm attacked on Twitter by someone who paid Elon Musk money for a blue checkmark.
Dear Canadian friends, Please send all dressed chips. Thank you for your time. Love, Sarge
Wife: why is there a flamethrower on the Amazon bill? Me: *going to the garage to get more propane* might be a shrinky dink invasion
I’m starting to wonder if the 55+ perv crowd here just has a thing for nurses, I don’t have your fuckin meds bro 😂
People who try to shame me about my drinking habits will be ashamed of themselves if they find out about my medical condition. My body suffers from a medical condition where it doesn't make any alcohol so I have to feed it alcohol every day.
So are we just gonna sit here and pretend that it's okay to feed airplanes to our babies?
Life would be better if men were as good at finding the clit as they are at finding the fucking audacity.
[passive aggressively eats my lunch unmuted on a call that was scheduled during our lunch time. ]
banking website: thank you for your transfer as a reminder the total you can move between accounts in any one given business day is $1,000,000 me, sitting on a milk crate in a studio apt i share with two other guys: ok
Now accepting any and all evil plant names for my plant army.
Wife’s friend: what is your husband doing with those plants? My wife: it’s adorable. He talks to them. He says it helps them grow. Me: *whispering to the ficus* that’s right, Ferncules eat that fucking Sun you photosynthetic pot of evil
I ate a bunch of pizza rolls and it didn’t fix all my problems. What the hell is wrong with today.
At long last, they have made a mop for strong liberal men like myself.
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