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Boobsy Snickerdoodle @chloethesiren

4 years ago

WE DID IT! I reached the ultimate milestone, 6969 followers. As my gift to you all, here is my collection of oral sex tweets. Send me yours, and the winner gets a trophy or a 69 with me, whichever is more convenient 😛

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Boobsy Snickerdoodle @chloethesiren

4 years ago

Hey cuties! Check out my tweets from July, and send me yours!

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Boobsy Snickerdoodle @chloethesiren

4 years ago

20 days a month you can touch them, squeeze them, jiggle them, bounce them, pull them, twist them, smack them around, but the other 10 days don’t you dare fucking breathe

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Erin 🧠🥎🚴🏋🥊 @Erin1137

4 years ago

Me: *follows a bunch of accounts* 1 week later... Also me: who are you and why are you on my feed?

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Lt. Cmdr. Stark @Wh0v1an_4_L1fe

4 years ago

I'm just gonna say what we're all thinking... A world where people don't have the time to watch Tango and Cash whenever they so desire is not a world I want to live in.

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JudeFrisco @JudeFrisco

4 years ago

Hi. My name is Jude. And I've spent over 50 years listening to everyone's awful karaoke of a Beatles song I don't even like. Na na na nanana na yourselves mother fuckers.

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Boobsy Snickerdoodle @chloethesiren

4 years ago

Being a girl under 5’4 is tough. Imagine pulling up your shirt at a party and screaming WOOOOO! and nobody notices and you have to go get a stepstool.

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MoLicious @m38510250

4 years ago

How am I going to share my heart if you don’t cuddle me close?

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Lil Bit 🌈 @LizerReal

5 years ago

I asked my 6yo “aren’t you gonna help me plant flowers” and she said “oh mommy I would love to do that except that I don’t want to”

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Boobsy Snickerdoodle @chloethesiren

5 years ago

We need new, dirtier words. I used to think the c-word was bad, now I sing it to the tune of the hold music when I call Verizon.

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Scott Sevena @scot7a

5 years ago

HER, picking paint: What do you think? Harlequin or viridian? Chartreuse is nice, too... ME (can identify maybe 7 Crayola colors): Oh yes yes, the viripilum is lovely. Or the sharkjuice, either one.

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(This part is superfluous) @MommyWhoPosts

5 years ago

HUSBAND: *humming annoying kids song* ME: Can you stop that? HUSBAND: I wish I could.

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TimTam🍫 @CandymanTimTam

4 years ago

Do you take multiple bites of your Dorito or do you try to shove the triangle into the round hole like a toddler learning shapes?

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Boobsy Snickerdoodle @chloethesiren

5 years ago

In high school they said I couldn’t possibly be more of a pathetic fat skank but I went to college and proved them all wrong

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Renée Meredith @wumother

4 years ago

It’s Twitter Family Game Night! Let’s scroll the TL and play my fave: Is that cleavage or a buttcrack?

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Laughing Lemur @LaughingLemur69

4 years ago

Husband: Why are there two broken condoms on the backseat? Wife: Please stop calling our kids that.

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Missy Martinez @MissyXMartinez

4 years ago

“Tongue my gas-hole” -Me, as a slutty car

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Boobsy Snickerdoodle @chloethesiren

5 years ago

Men have literally no idea what’s what in the kitchen. Once a guy slapped my tits with a pancake turner when I specifically told him to use a spatula.

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That Pesky Willow @AubriePesky

4 years ago

My phone claiming it's at 1% until I plug in the charger and it immediately says 16% is the same energy as telling chronically late people that the event starts earlier