Maria Majka @Cool_Mable
Funny and not funny at the same time. Joined June 2009-
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if you leave the room i’m in. i will always follow you to the next one. whatever this adventure is. you don’t have to do it alone
A fabulous night in Ithaca with the amazing @martin_sexton. Here he is with his grandpa's banjo. Ended the night with a sweet Amazing Grace/ "This little light of mine" send off.
The dmv be like you forgot to bring the Declaration of Independence
Gonna throw a curveball at errrrybody and invade Ukraine solo this afternoon.
To read the full text of my year end poem, New Day’s Lyric, see below: apnews.com/article/entert…
‘Handled Variety Of Tasks,’ Writes Kamala Harris, Struggling To Fill Out Performance Review Self-Assessment bit.ly/3FZnAFx
When I’m hungry for 10 minutes, I go through all 5 stages of grief
Do I really have imposter syndrome, or am I faking it
@DANtheMAN607 , good idea? 😁
The Hershey Company announced Tuesday it is rolling out a new version of its popular Reese's peanut butter cups with no chocolate for a limited time. pressconnects.com/story/money/20…
Alex Trebek's TV wardrobe was just donated to men who are homeless or leaving jail. wapo.st/3s6JkZ3
I’m a very suspicious person. Last year I wished everybody a happy new year and look what happened. So this year, from the bottom of my heart, fuck you.
@POETSorg Oh my goodness, "when you hear thunder, hear it as your applause". 😭 So many thanks to the author.
What we bring, finally, into the new day, every day, Is ourselves. And that’s all we need To start. That’s everything we require to keep going. Look back only for as long as you must, Then go forward into the history you will make. —Alberto Ríos poets.org/poem/house-cal…
Congratulations to @LewisHamilton !!!
Who's excited for season 2?!?!
This little girl saluting Ruth Bader Ginsburg's casket on the steps of the US Supreme Court in her Superwoman costume with a rose in her hand just did me in.
Lori Loughlin was just sentenced to two months in prison for paying bribes to get her daughters into USC. This is the same system that sentenced Crystal Mason, a Black mother of three, to five years for voting when she didn't realize a past felony conviction made her ineligible.
@melissavcomedy Gentle friends are the best.
Ervins Scott @ErvinsScott
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Willson Robert @WillsonRobert5
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BT BOCES IP @BTBOCES_IP
501 Followers 372 Following All things related to B-T BOCES, our people and our Instructional Programs. Find us on the web at https://t.co/ryC3W0wApA, and on Facebook at Broome-Tioga BOCES.
Nathan Fox @NathanFoxMusic
3K Followers 502 Following Full-time Husband, Full-time Dad, part-time aspiring musician.
Galaxy Brewing Co @GalaxyBrewingCo
668 Followers 179 Following Located at 41 Court St in Downtown Binghamton, NY HOURS Tue - Thur 4pm - 11pm Fri 4pm - 1am Sat 12pm - 1am Sun 12pm - 6pm
FixAppleNow.com @fixapplenow
1K Followers 2K Following We are bada$$ Apple techs offering quick repairs & refurb like-new Apple gadgets. Certified, nationwide mail-in / walk-ins welcome #GetYourFix #Apple 🌊 🤩
Binghamton Public Mee... @BingPublic
39 Followers 54 Following Stay up-to-date on public meetings of the local Binghamton Government.
Lisa @theskriblur
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goalchieve @goalchieve
5K Followers 645 Following Get answers to your Questions! Achieve your business & career goals. https://t.co/oPKYO4zjGB - FREE knowledge sharing platform for Startups & Entrepreneurs
Animals @OhAnimals
136K Followers 133K Following Sharing the cutest and most entertaining animal pictures ever taken. All photos belong to their respective owners. Contact (copyright): DM/[email protected]
Mrs. McGibblets @theEmilySaamer
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Indulge Bakery @IndulgeBakery
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Abbott Press @AbbottPress
2K Followers 2K Following Abbott Press is committed to helping authors achieve their goals.
Bryce Gregory @bigmechb
43 Followers 75 Following
Dan Thompson @DANtheMAN607
70 Followers 272 Following artist & golf hospitality #DANtheMAN607 The Illustration Art of Dan Thompson https://t.co/a44WI6XCOd
Sun-Maid @Sun_Maid
9K Followers 1K Following Sun-Maid makes brightening the everyday moments, easy. Make Every Bite Shine. ✨
Jemaine Clement @AJemaineClement
463K Followers 2K Following Creator What We Do In The Shadows FX Co-creator Wellington Paranormal and Flight of the Conchords, TIME BANDITS 🍎 https://t.co/gpx84qhdA0
finland @finland
48K Followers 30 Following Finland - beautiful country in the north of Europe. Follow the news via @NewsFromFinland
Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster
628K Followers 16 Following Me official. Me love cookies! Me officially love cookies.
The Little Schitts @ToddCameronArt
11K Followers 249 Following Spreading Schitt's Creek joys with Schitt's Creek toys 🙂 IG/Tik Tok: thelittleschitts FB: The Little Schitts
National Portrait Gal... @smithsoniannpg
174K Followers 518 Following We tell the story of the U.S. by portraying the people who shape the nation's history, development, and culture. #myNPG | Legal: https://t.co/NfuTGkjD9M
The Ocean Cleanup @TheOceanCleanup
346K Followers 124 Following The Largest Cleanup in History. Follow the latest updates on our mission to rid the world's oceans of plastic.
eco sister @hiitaylorblake
661K Followers 462 Following #BLACKLIVESMATTER // https://t.co/pCJ2hEKgHl
Lake Canada 🇨🇦 @LakeSuperior
199K Followers 297 Following I am the greatest lake of all time. G.L.O.A.T. (she/her) #BigBeautifulWater
ICE T @FINALLEVEL
1.8M Followers 2K Following ‘FOR MATURE AUDIENCES’ ICE T Leader of BODYCOUNT & The FINAL LEVEL TWITTER GANG.#FLTG Author,MC & Actor @ICET on Instagram Oh yeah..I got a couple a GRAMMYS 💎
Best of Nextdoor 🏡 @bestofnextdoor
438K Followers 5K Following quality neighborhood drama🍿 | chief lurker: @jenntakahashi🕵️🏻♀️ | 💌: [email protected]
Broadway In Bing @BroadwayInBing
498 Followers 155 Following Bringing Broadway’s best to Binghamton, NY
Buitengebieden @buitengebieden
2.9M Followers 74 Following The positive side of X. I’m Sander from the Netherlands. Pets, science, tech, AI, finance Partnerships/collabs: DM or email: [email protected] 8x-z7ybvg
James Fridman @fjamie013
2.1M Followers 1 Following Do not submit any personal photos that you do not want to be made public. Terms and conditions apply. https://t.co/WWtgLUgpub
Yaroslava @strategywoman
117K Followers 295 Following Culture and life in Ukraine during war. Letters and notes from Kyiv on Patreon: https://t.co/SKkBi616LG
RUTH BUZZI @Ruth_A_Buzzi
194K Followers 5K Following Ruth Buzzi was an entertainer who generously brought her gifts of love and laughter to a needy world for more than half a century.
Brady Goodwin aka Pha... @Phanatik
7K Followers 433 Following Author; Educator; 2xGrammy nominated rap artist; Former Christian; Character-education dvlper/teacher; Public Speaker.
DAKAR RALLY @dakar
543K Followers 650 Following 🔜 #Dakar2027 🗓️ January 2027 📍 More information coming soon 🗣 @dakar_arabic 🚀
Megan Heiman @meganjheiman
1K Followers 1K Following @MayorKraham’s team 🏛 | Former newspaper reporter | @binghamtonu & @UofMaryland's @merrillcollege alum | “Show up, dive in, stay at it.”
Amy Klobuchar @amyklobuchar
1.9M Followers 105K Following U.S. Senator from Minnesota. Candidate for Governor.
Malcolm Stewart @Predator_34
66K Followers 138 Following H.A.M Till The Day I Die!! #FoReal Official Twitter Account of Rockstar Energy Husqvarna Factory Racer Malcolm Stewart 😈
Seán Ono Lennon @seanonolennon
381K Followers 6K Following Chimera Music, the GOASTT, CLDelirium, ‘Mega Nepo Baby’, https://t.co/FP9DFeRCIq
Aimee Mann @aimeemann
117K Followers 814 Following New video "Suicide Is Murder" out now https://t.co/i4bTENiy1D
New York State Dept. ... @NYSDEC
45K Followers 562 Following The official account of the NYS Department of Environmental Conservation. SM use policy: https://t.co/bOIoJU2Udy
Parks & Trails NY @PTNY
11K Followers 3K Following Working to promote, enhance and protect the network of parks, trails and greenways across New York State.
NY State Parks @NYstateparks
38K Followers 1K Following 250+ state parks, historic sites, golf courses, and boat launches. Over 2,000 miles of trails. Visited by 88 million people annually. 🏕🛶🚲⛳️🦅🎣☀️🌊⛱
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt
3.9M Followers 4K Following Head over to https://t.co/RxSAvjPK2W for tour dates, comics & whatever else I’m working on. I like making stuff. IG, Threads & BlueSky: @pattonoswalt
Emo Philips @EmoPhilips
108K Followers 664 Following Comedian & mammal Looming gigs: Detroit, Nov 4; Cleveland, Nov 5; Youngstown Nov 6, 7 2026 thru 2079 tour schedule: https://t.co/JqfdtOLa4i
Dancer on Film @DancerOnFilm
87K Followers 611 Following Movie dance scenes. Created by @anteyhon. ☕ https://t.co/5kdpe6RM1d
Marc Márquez @marcmarquez93
2.5M Followers 281 Following MotoGP Rider | No pain, no gain ✊🏻 | @weare93 🫂|
Some Good News @somegoodnews
181K Followers 87 Following Your source for good news stories from around the world. Share your good news story using the hashtag #somegoodnews
Adam Grant @AdamMGrant
871K Followers 938 Following Organizational psychologist @Wharton. #1 NYT bestsellers: THINK AGAIN, HIDDEN POTENTIAL. Podcast: Re:Thinking. Former diver and magician.
Douglas Emhoff Archiv... @SecondGent46
1.6M Followers 6 Following This is an archive of a Biden administration account, maintained by the National Archives and Records Administration.
David Sinclair @davidasinclair
666K Followers 1K Following Professor researching why we age & how to reverse it. Author & host of Lifespan. Mission: Extend healthy life for all. Views are entirely his own. @joinlifespan
Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo
7.9M Followers 2K Following A husband, father, actor, director, & a climate justice advocate with an eye out for a better, brighter, cleaner, & more hopeful future for all of us.
Doug Emhoff @DouglasEmhoff
964K Followers 1K Following Devoted dad. Lawyer. Proud husband to @KamalaHarris.
Supercross LIVE! @SupercrossLIVE
280K Followers 106 Following KEN ROCZEN IS THE 2026 450SX CHAMPION!Trends for United States
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