DJ @CowShark
I mostly yell tweets into my phone's speech-to-text converter. Joined May 2010-
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みんなー！ 昨日は誕生日をたくさんお祝いしてくれてありがとうー！ ムック、これからもよろしくね。
I’m going to tell my grandchildren this was David Tennant and Michael Sheen.
I’m going to tell my grandchildren this was David Tennant and Michael Sheen.
Battle against the Unknown
I’ve signed this important petition, will you?
The first half of this clip is Tuberville saying today that Biden is too old to run because of how he walks on airport tarmacs, the second half is Tuberville falling down stairs at an airport tarmac.
THE CHILDREN OF AMERICA YEARN FOR APPALACHIAN MYSTICISM
Incredible documentary filmmaking
The NES version of Mario's Time Machine is unique in that it allows Mario to assault historical figures by kicking Koopa shells at them. The footage below shows Mario taking out Albert Einstein.
Well there it is. A lede with “X Corp.” wsj.com/articles/elon-…
This game where you have to roll an IRL toilet paper roll around a maze of traps to bring it down to a man sitting on the toilet waiting for it is peak @BitSummit
Diablo 4's Helltide events now let you earn rare Uniques from Tortured Gift chests. Rumor has it future patches will let you foment Pain Shards by transmorphing Wound Imps into Malfeasance Tokens, instead of having to distress your own Affliction Coins. trib.al/e2X408O
Been playing @SunHavenRPG with one of my best friends and our discord ended up like this today:
We are watching Return of the Jedi tonight so I will be preparing my arguments for why ewoks are incredible and were critical to the success of the rebellion. Also I'm gonna attempt this pizza
SOCKS!
We all know nothing makes slang instantly less cool than your parents using it, but thank you to Twitter for proving that nothing makes a meme more dead than a cringy billionaire deploying it as an icon for his dying vanity website
Calling Lent "Mark Wahlberg's 40-Day Challenge" from now on
Calling Lent "Mark Wahlberg's 40-Day Challenge" from now on
Don't threaten me with a good time.
Don't threaten me with a good time.
@mondomascots someone has to do it
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Proton Hankwich @HenrayFayfay
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RokkittBass @rokkittbass
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John Arundel @bitfield
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Jolie Abreu @cupofjolie
685 Followers 963 Following I'm here for the tea 💅🏽☕️😙 I don’t need to remind you these tweets are mine because they are clearly on my page 🙄
Supertone @supertoneplays
10 Followers 136 Following More likely to go positive in life than PVP. I am not good at games but I co-founded @gimmepurps and run @drifterdustin, which are good. Hunters / Rogues 5ever
Foushee baker @BakerFoushee
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Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein
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beth roark @bethroark5
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Dustin, The Drifter @DrifterDustin
31 Followers 187 Following ayyyy brotha! Some call me the Rogue Lightbearer, some call me the Gangster of Love! Rahool is a snitch!
Stone-T @We2Stone
584 Followers 4K Following Manufacture in Power Bank, Earphones, USB flash drives, SD Cards
Writeree @writeree_global
427 Followers 4K Following Building the world's largest text platform. High quality jobs as #Freelancer author/proofreader/translator. #Biography/#Ebooks...
Qwinn @brittanymcquinn
10K Followers 8K Following Singer, songwriter and producer from the Canadian East Coast. Listen and connect in the link!
Allison Smith @voicegal
4K Followers 5K Following Telephone/AI Voice; IVR Voice Talent. Voice of NASA, 3M, PetSmart, Pfizer, Samsung, State Farm. If she's not the voice on your system, she will be.
Amy Davis @allegedpro
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Kim Jung Jong @KimJongJung
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Bang on the Wall @bang_wall
322 Followers 1K Following Contact us for all your catering needs (208)570-7818 Email: [email protected]
Sundance Swing Out @SundanceSwing
109 Followers 433 Following A weekend filled with inspiring classes, live music, and social dancing in the heart of Fort Worth! October 9-11, 2015
Senorheffay @Senorheffay
58 Followers 135 Following Wannabe Streamer for @gimmepurps, Gamer Dad, IT Tech, Jeff. https://t.co/VvlrOGMI0y
The Green Mamba @thegreenmamba
522 Followers 2K Following Chouchoutier/DJ Plain Sauce/Churro enthusiast
Barrett Evans @barrett_evans
382 Followers 1K Following Stuff. And things, sometimes. Mostly stuff, though.
Gimme Purps @gimmepurps
20 Followers 118 Following The only cosmic nihilist anarcho-capitalist gaming clan | nicecore not hardcore | give us Purps | tweets by @supertoneplays and @senorheffay
Fishbowl Games @fishbowlgames
18 Followers 57 Following
Pigsey Art @PigseyArt
521 Followers 247 Following For Book Nerds and Science Geeks Vegan Leather Journals and Home Goods
Bear Quest @bear_quest
113 Followers 340 Following Actual twitter account of Official Bear Quest game.
Fuzail @Fuzail69618722
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Januario @nugaxeruw
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Hennessey Paneto @qikelepumi
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Joe McClune @jmcclune
218 Followers 951 Following Design. Metal. Lasagne. Bread. I won Cash Cab. Guitar mayhem in RLND: https://t.co/0ch5uN5Ds2
sw-tor-credits @swtorcredits1
186 Followers 905 Following Cheap and Safe SWTOR credits from sw-tor-credits. DM me with big discount code.
Robsteddy @robsteddy
116 Followers 274 Following past lives: @funimation @directv @ucsc | presently: waiting for @disney to make an Elsa/Frozone crossover buddy film
Devin Myers @D3VINxFTS
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Alissa McClure @Alissa_Chere
175 Followers 375 Following Founder:Salado Montessori. Experimental Cellist:The Please Please Me. Canadian American. Edible Meadow Grower. Wanderer Ponderer.
ガチャピン【Gac.. @GachapinBlog
1.3M Followers 1 Following みんな、これからもよろしくね。May the world continue to be peaceful.ガチャピンちゃんねる登録よろしくね！
PDP @PDPgaming
66K Followers 1K Following Play PDP! Award-winning, officially licensed headsets, controllers, and accessories. For support, please visit https://t.co/FDbXY2MIE9 or call 1-800-331-3844.
Larian Studios @larianstudios
462K Followers 329 Following The independent studio behind award-winning RPGs in the Divinity universe. Baldur's Gate 3 is out now on PC, PS5 and Xbox Series X|S! BG 3 Rated M.
Chef Reactions @ChefReactions
330K Followers 583 Following Extra Salty | Side of Sarcasm *BS allergy* that annoying, monotone chef from TikTok
Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R
31K Followers 845 Following Dad and music theory/history guy. Will help you with your theory homework.
SuperfriendlySam @keyframeking
3K Followers 876 Following Freelance Senior Animator @ Agroa. Previously @ Sony Pictures Imageworks 🏨⚓🕸️, weekend rugby player, always striving for the greatest ideas 🏉✏💡
derek guy @dieworkwear
862K Followers 963 Following Menswear writer. Editor at @putthison. Creator of @RLGoesHard. Bylines at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter
Zach Weinersmith @ZachWeiner
108K Followers 4K Following Soonish, Open Borders, Bea Wolf, and new book: A City on Mars Married to @fuschmu. @[email protected] (Support at https://t.co/xXXR5KKuTr)
Can You Violate The G.. @ViolateGeneva
175K Followers 6 Following A catalog of violatable and non-violatable Geneva Conventions in video games. Powered by @HardDriveMag.
Brimley/Cocoon Line @BrimleyLine
51K Followers 1 Following When 'Cocoon' reached theaters on June 21, 1985, Wilford Brimley was 18,530 days old. Here, we make note of people who have reached that age.
Taco Bell Quarterly @TBQuarterly
38K Followers 8K Following Literary magazine more prestigious than the Paris Review / paying market / unaffiliated with Daddy Taco / tweets by EIC @mmcarrigan
We're just normal men @wejustnormalmen
102K Followers 3 Following A weekly reminder that we're just normal men. Important to remember each and every Monday. We're just innocent men. Posts not affiliated to the 3 followed accs.
Mondo Mascots @mondomascots
195K Followers 4K Following Celebrating the weird, wonderful mascots of Japan. My Instagram: https://t.co/lzuob9XErO . ゆるキャラが大好きなイギリス人です。
Lance Reddick @lancereddick
210K Followers 1K Following Yes, I smile sometimes... I also do a bit of acting from time to time...
Threatening Music Not.. @ThreatNotation
362K Followers 12 Following Cataloguing threatening music notation. DM submissions welcome—please include source whenever possible.
Nicholas Walstrom @NAveryW
3K Followers 168 Following 2D animator / アニメーター. E-mail drizzlingenthalpy at gmail dotcom or just DM me here! (he/him)
Am I the Asshole? @AITA_online
586K Followers 20 Following Independent account, not affiliated with the very fine reddit sub. DMs open. Follow @DonutInterns for polls
no context our flag m.. @ofmdnocontext
47K Followers 37 Following stream ‘our flag means death’ created by david jenkins on max ☕ (not spoiler free!) seasons one and two now streaming 🏴☠️
NWS Twin Cities @NWSTwinCities
111K Followers 483 Following Official Twitter account for the National Weather Service Twin Cities, Minnesota. Details: https://t.co/Ou56XBf7km
Little Kitty, Big Cit.. @LittleKittyGame
34K Followers 160 Following A curious little kitty, adventuring to find their way home coming May 9th on PC, Switch and Game Pass 🟢Wishlist: https://t.co/vF178oxYTM 🔗https://t.co/wLeUcR47KW
But With Raptors @ButWitRaptors
119K Followers 1 Following @actionmoviekid and @awakeland3d put raptors in things. Somehow Tom Cruise is also involved Watch #VFXandChill every Friday at 10am pacific at https://t.co/Ypi3tXDhiF!
Zillow Gone Wild 🏡 @zillowgonewild
619K Followers 10 Following join the zillionaires 🏡. email me wild homes: [email protected]. Subscribe to the Zillow Gone Wild newsletter to never miss a wild home 👇
SHiFT Codes @dgSHiFTCodes
430K Followers 11 Following RIP: 24 OCT 2012 - 14 APR 2023 A bot that used to monitor and archive all the SHiFT codes for Gearbox games. I AM NOT AFFILIATED WITH GEARBOX OR 2KGAMES.
Jaythechou @jaythechou
350K Followers 22 Following And the Oscar goes to Paddington 3 You can find my other Paddington Photoshops at https://t.co/HPXhncqHx6
images with fitting f.. @fittingxivsongs
45K Followers 1 Following a drifting tender if song name isnt mentioned, reply or DM. DM submissions OPEN may contain spoilers up to 6.5, viewer beware admin: @viccyberworld
ffxiv diagrams that l.. @xivdiagrams
37K Followers 4 Following Most of the time circles are involved. / DMs/Submissions open, no NSFW! / (We don't guarantee the efficacy of these diagrams.)
Gail Simone 💙💛 @GailSimone
205K Followers 20K Following Award-winning writer of comics and animation, consultant, producer. Works for DC, Marvel, WB, many many more. Repped by Ari Lubet, [email protected]
Chuck Tingle @ChuckTingle
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41K Followers 1K Following We provide large capital entities, Sovereign funds, and falconers with falcons and falcon related financial products.
Charles Hunter III @thesaltedtable
22K Followers 893 Following personal chef | here to inspire || follow on Instagram @thesaltedtable | RT ≠ ENDORSEMENT
Alex Moukala @alex_moukala
168K Followers 611 Following Composer for Games & Movie Trailers // YouTuber & @Warrior_of_Funk
Seamus Blackley @SeamusBlackley
82K Followers 9K Following them:'you're the father of the xbox!' me:'if it moves back in, it’s paying rent.' | physicist | 👊🏿👊🏽👊🏻| photon herder | gastroegyptologist | nerd | 🇺🇦
MINA @MINA_GF_BAND
93K Followers 374 Following Bassist(23)🇯🇵 テレビ朝日ミュージック所属 【https://t.co/R8Hu6iGaqt】【https://t.co/4wuEbcH6b0】お仕事は→ [email protected]
D00MSDAY 💀 @d00msday_mes
711 Followers 245 Following I spend more time in traje than in regular clothes. @MariachiMES IG/SC alina37
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt
4.5M Followers 5K Following Head over to https://t.co/RxSAvjPK2W for tour dates, comics & whatever else I’m working on. I like making stuff. IG, Threads & BlueSky: @pattonoswalt
Daniel Pemberton @DANIELPEMBERTON
37K Followers 222 Following I make music for lots of things. Twitter feed is mainly shameless propaganda on musical output. Rubbish at twitchat as need to concentrate on music making. Soz.
jenn de la Vega @Randwiches
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Allison Smith @voicegal
4K Followers 5K Following Telephone/AI Voice; IVR Voice Talent. Voice of NASA, 3M, PetSmart, Pfizer, Samsung, State Farm. If she's not the voice on your system, she will be.
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Criterion Channel @criterionchannl
180K Followers 863 Following Classics and discoveries from around the world, thematically programmed with special features, on a streaming service brought to you by @Criterion.
Kristen Schaal @kristenschaaled
898K Followers 1K Following Comedian,actress, she/her. https://t.co/F8dZfOVJrt thanks, Carlie Hoke for writing it.
Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris
19.8M Followers 721 Following Fighting for the people. Wife, Momala, Auntie. She/her. Official account is @VP.
Joe Biden @JoeBiden
38.0M Followers 46 Following Husband to @DrBiden, proud father and grandfather. Ready to finish the job for all Americans. Official account is @POTUS.
@dieworkwear Hands down 4 for actual look a real person could pull off, 3 is the best Model look, 2 looks like an AI vision board, and 1 looks like a My Buddy doll from the 80s
@NotCraftyFoxxo The write up is i found a random dll sitting in the system32 folder with an interesting name and spent many hours trying to get it to say "Hello im pdp jaguar" instead of "Hello im xbox controller"
just released FestivalInstrumentMapper Beta 1! it lets you map most existing GH/RB guitars to work in Fortnite Festival's new plastic/"pro" modes on PC, without any physical adapters
Imagine.
How to fix soccer: 1. The field is fucking huge. Shrink it. 2. Too many players on the field. Limit to three forwards, two defenders, and a goalie. 3. Players should get to come in and out whenever they want. Don’t stop the game. 4. Shrink the goal. 5. Ice everywhere.
みんなー！ 昨日は誕生日をたくさんお祝いしてくれてありがとうー！ ムック、これからもよろしくね。
Fantastic movie, uniquely GDT’s movie, kinda to the point that Mignola was initially mad about it
20 years ago today, ‘HELLBOY’ released in theaters.
I’m going to tell my grandchildren this was David Tennant and Michael Sheen.
Walton Goggins and Timothy Olyphant look like a gay couple in Oahu celebrating 35 years together
Today I get to pay $300 to take a 3-hour English test in order to be eligible to stay in the country where I am employed to teach English language courses at an English language institution, a prerequisite for which was the PhD I earned at an English language university.
@PhilipDBunn As soon as I figure out what this means, I'll be either angry or happy.
Early concept art for Space Jam (1996) by Mœbius.
After 120 hours, I finally beat Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth yesterday. I might go back and mop up some achievements, but the fact that so many are tied to new game+ is a bit discouraging.
@maxafrass them kids told her they wanted grilled cheese for lunch at 7am
I’ve signed this important petition, will you?
roasted garlic cauliflower skewers with a smoky vegan aioli.
The first half of this clip is Tuberville saying today that Biden is too old to run because of how he walks on airport tarmacs, the second half is Tuberville falling down stairs at an airport tarmac.
@venturetwins the profiles commenting are probably also bots
ICYMI yesterday
It is with a happy heart that I must announce that the basement of this $1,999,000 Brecksville, OH home was designed by the creators of Temple Run.
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