Mama @CraftyNesting
First time Mom of the geeky persuasion. ^.^ Joined March 2014-
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Great quote from B.B. King about the value of learning! Graphic via @RoomtoRead. facebook.com/amightygirl/ph…
Hubby to baby: you’re momma is the pajama fairy… (pajamas magically appear while she’s in the bath) I’m getting business cards tomorrow.
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This is so mind-blowing I don't even know what to say.
Me: LOL, oops, just squirted E. in the eye with breast milk; luckily she thought it was funny Hubby: it's all fun and games...
“No sweetie, you cannot trade a cheerio to play on my computer…"
That weird moment when you realize the sound of “mooing” you are doing for your one year old is from Diablo II cow level. LOL
When the batteries are dying on my toddler’s toys it always sounds like a horror soundtrack. *shivers*
I find the ocean feet shuffle (effective against stingrays); is also a prevent-me-stepping-on-toys-in-the-dark method.
My rarely used 'Mom voice', a sound so demanding it makes grown men pay attention, has zero effect on my 10 mo old—she thinks it's hilarious
Will it wake the baby? #003 Ambulance Passing the Car vs. Unclicking Seat Belt Winner: Unclicking Seat Belt
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THIS... What's for dinner tonight? #gah! (via someecards.com/pinterest)
"Put the "A" in the "A"-hole." (…speaking, of course about the "A" cut out in the toy barn.)
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"I am not a perfect mother. That's kind of like admitting I'm not a unicorn. Neither creature exists. Both are fantasies." ~Nancy Rue
Boobrobics [boo-rō-bucks] verb, the 'delicate' art by which a baby performs complex aerobics whilst still latched during breast feeding.
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Moldy forgotten laundry? Pour 2 cups of white distilled vinegar in the machine and wash clothes in hot water. Wash normal afterwards.
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Pregnant wife: Help me up Me: *puts on coat* Wife: Where are you going? Me: To get the forklift Then she got up on her own to murder me.
Will it wake the baby? #002 Growling tummy next to her ear v. Key in the door Winner: key in the door
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