Craig Heap @CraigHeap

Tweets only when drunk. Tweets may not be used by journalists by instruction of court order. Cardiff, UK Joined May 2010

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Craig Heap @CraigHeap

5 years ago

My wife has promised to have the Death Star fully operational in time for the Emperor's arrival.

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Weather Factory @weatherfactory

5 years ago

FOLLOW & RETWEET to win 🦅 A SKELETAL RAVEN PAL 🌙 astrology Kindle/eReader case 🎴 eldritch tarot deck 📙 grimoire USB 💀 Cultist Simulator Perpetual Edition for #lovecraftday, Lovecraft’s 130th birthday! winners revealed on 20th aug. FAQ: bit.ly/33rxWOy GOOD LUCK!

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RS Archer @archer_rs

5 years ago

Just had conversation with a British couple who have a holiday home near us. They voted for Brexit and have made no arrangements whatsoever for what happens on Jan 1. They have now discovered the reality of their situation. The blame apparently is with "Brussels".

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Craig Heap @CraigHeap

5 years ago

Clever move by @CAMRA_Official here. All of the vouchers are valid until May 2021, as opposed to their usual quarterly approach. Hopefully pubs are open again by 2021...

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Craig Heap @CraigHeap

6 years ago

Classic Bank Holiday weekend. I've already got sunburn.

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Dai Lama @WelshDalaiLama

6 years ago

Theresa May with her feet up right now sipping a sherry, switching over to binge watch some Netflix, thinking it's funny how life works out.

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Craig Heap @CraigHeap

6 years ago

As humans retreat, nature begins to reclaim Cardiff. This morning on my way to work I heard birdsong in the city centre, and on my way back, a rat casually swaggering outside a closed sandwich shop near Queen Street Station.

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Craig Heap @CraigHeap

6 years ago

I'm one of YesCymru's 10,000 for Independence. Join me in signing the petition #indyWales @YesCymru yes.cymru/10000forindy?r…

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Modern Toss @ModernToss

6 years ago

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Neal Warnock @NealWarnock

6 years ago

Curlew portrait.

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Craig Heap @CraigHeap

6 years ago

This year I've enjoyed rediscovering Badger's Cranborne Poacher. It's always tickled my taste buds and I had the impression it disappeared for a while.