Crappy Marketing @CrappyMarketing
Full of great crappy marketing ideas. While it should be a joke, some of these are things marketers will actually do. If you see them, send us examples! Joined February 2014-
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BREAKING: People With Fewer Than 50 Instagram Followers Now Selling Selves To Brands As Micro, Micro Influencers
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Is it time to start posting all the same 2018 marketing advice repackaged as 2019 marketing advice blog posts yet? “10 Things You Must Know About #InfluencerMarketing In 2019” “12 Tips To Make Your Content Marketing The Best In 2019"
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7-year-old: Do you have a podcast? Me: Do you even know what a podcast is? 7: It's that thing where you talk to yourself and no one listens. She knows exactly what a podcast is.
No better way to assure people their choice to follow you on Twitter than to spam them with an automated direct message!
Post a picture of your #IVoted sticker today. It’ll be super original and none of your competitors will think of doing it.
Time to publish all kinds of crappy Halloween-themed content! It’s low quality and low effort!
Oh, you’re creating Halloween-themed marketing content? How original and unique.
Don’t bother paying influencers. Instead convince them contributing to your garbage blog post will give them some type of social boost.
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Maybe if you gave me a little more time before following up, I'd be inclined to buy your list. #spam #notworthmytime @CrappyMarketing
The @Snapchat stock symbol: S hort N ow A nd P rofit
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@CrappyMarketing Can we talk about word cloud grid graphics? #bad
Use this formula to crank out tons of crap content: “5 Things You Can Learn From [Insert Shitty Current News Topic]"
Write tons of posts with 2017 in the title. They’re sure to stand out from the 10,000,000 others everyone else is doing.
Formula For Agency 2017 Predictions Post: Thing already popular will get more popular & thing becoming popular will become really popular.
No need to put effort into your marketing come holiday time. Irrelevant holiday-themed content will get the job done.
Event based PPC: The modern day equivalent of ambulance chasing.
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JOB ALERT: Agency Looking For Jr. Level Creatives They Can Pass Off As Senior Creatives To Their Clients
Don’t get down on yourself. #QualifiedLead
Call something everyone already knows by your own stupid buzzword, like #participationmarketing to try to be a thought leader.
Make all your prospect #influencermarketing example pertain to the marketing industry only. Who cares if you can do it in real life.
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