Dave 🇺🇦 @DaveCA

Attorney. I do all that I do to appease my dog. https://t.co/b4o5UUCMfk San Diego, CA Joined September 2008

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John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang

2 years ago

JD Vance is a fusion of every kid that vanished on the Wonka Factory tour.

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Michael McKean @MJMcKean

2 years ago

You know, the Cybertrucks aren't that impressive up close.

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Dave 🇺🇦 @DaveCA

2 years ago

@dalepartridge Nice try at satire, but I don't believe anyone is this ignorant

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Dave 🇺🇦 @DaveCA

2 years ago

@DevinCow Best case scenario, he was pushing Russian propoganda without being told to?

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Dave 🇺🇦 @DaveCA

2 years ago

@MackenzieMays That's odd, I was sure the crazy people on Facebook were saying otherwise.

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Statement From Former Vice President Dick Cheney: "In our nation’s 248-year history, there has never been an individual who is a greater threat to our republic than Donald Trump. He tried to steal the last election using lies and violence to keep himself in power after the voters had rejected him. He can never be trusted with power again. "As citizens, we each have a duty to put country above partisanship to defend our Constitution. That is why I will be casting my vote for Vice President Kamala Harris."

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Dave 🇺🇦 @DaveCA

2 years ago

@RadioFreeTom Say it again, slower, and in a sexier voice...

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Dave 🇺🇦 @DaveCA

2 years ago

@StonKold @AsherLangton I did. Read, skippy.

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Dave 🇺🇦 @DaveCA

2 years ago

@StonKold @AsherLangton Damn, you really have nothing, do you?

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Dave 🇺🇦 @DaveCA

2 years ago

@StonKold @AsherLangton Still can't find any of it? That's ok, you're probably used to disappointing people.

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Dave 🇺🇦 @DaveCA

2 years ago

@StonKold @AsherLangton I sure hope not, I'd starve to death. You can't even find the things you think you said, let alone what you imagined someone else said.

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Dave 🇺🇦 @DaveCA

2 years ago

@StonKold @AsherLangton Oh no, is this another thing you imagined? Or is there an actual link this time?

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Dave 🇺🇦 @DaveCA

2 years ago

@StonKold @AsherLangton Which literally zero people disagreed with.

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Dave 🇺🇦 @DaveCA

2 years ago

@StonKold @AsherLangton Given your famously awful track record at guessing distances, god knows what 2 inches means in your head.

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Dave 🇺🇦 @DaveCA

2 years ago

@StonKold @AsherLangton No, because unlike your sordid imagination, my dick actually exists.

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Dave 🇺🇦 @DaveCA

2 years ago

@StonKold @AsherLangton We'd like to. Just point out what we should read.

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Dave 🇺🇦 @DaveCA

2 years ago

@StonKold @AsherLangton Great, where?

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Dave 🇺🇦 @DaveCA

2 years ago

@StonKold @AsherLangton @ColinGBooth @hockeybruinsnut @thrwbck Oh good, so it should be super easy to link to it then.

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Dave 🇺🇦 @DaveCA

2 years ago

@StonKold @AsherLangton @ColinGBooth @hockeybruinsnut @thrwbck You're more than welcome to prove that, but given your reading skills, I highly doubt you have the capacity.

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Dave 🇺🇦 @DaveCA

2 years ago

@StonKold @AsherLangton @ColinGBooth @hockeybruinsnut @thrwbck I did, that's why I said it's remarkable. You've said a lot of dumb shit, but only one reply can be the worst, and that was definitely it.