Omnibus @Omnibus_Esq
Sometimes I say crass things, but you’ll get over it. If you don’t agree with me, you’re probably wrong. Opinions are mine and not legal advice. Austin, TX Joined January 2010-
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31% of Texans are fucking idiots.
And even more bonus points for being an Aggie and KA?!?!? Haha.
And even more bonus points for being an Aggie and KA?!?!? Haha.
I love it
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The Travis County Civil and Family Courts Facility will be closed tomorrow, Tuesday, January 16, 2024, due to water damage from a burst water valve. All in-person and remote court proceedings will be postponed and will need to be reset with Court Admin.
I’ll play this game bc I like my dogs.
I’ll play this game bc I like my dogs. https://t.co/nGztWpDRer
Give me E-Rob over Stoops any day.
Give me E-Rob over Stoops any day.
Mine too!
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Who was the QB at A&M when you started watching? Mine was BUCKY
Who was the QB at A&M when you started watching? Mine was BUCKY https://t.co/hDiv0pcucZ
Here. RIP.
At the beginning of this, I didn’t think this was a huge deal (yes, stealing signs/calls is wrong, but everyone does it. Don’t be naive). I never thought I’d be totally on Michigan’s/Harbaugh’s side of anything. But, here I am. The Big 10 commish is a moron.
At the beginning of this, I didn’t think this was a huge deal (yes, stealing signs/calls is wrong, but everyone does it. Don’t be naive). I never thought I’d be totally on Michigan’s/Harbaugh’s side of anything. But, here I am. The Big 10 commish is a moron.
I’ll throw my 2 cents out there. OCIs are relatively worthless. Especially if you go to a small school/not top 25 law school. OCIs also put WAY too much importance on 1L grades. I had a 2.8 after 1st year (so no OCIs) but ended up magna cum laude & was a law review editor. 🤷🏻♂️
Hahaha. This 💯
I think they’re playing everyone.
I think they’re playing everyone.
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Over several years, the City of Austin has suffered a series of major legal defeats. With major case pending will this trend continue or reverse? theaustinindependent.org/are-they-even-…
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about damn time
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