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A Writ of That’s Not How This Works (Not How Any of This Works).
A Writ of That’s Not How This Works (Not How Any of This Works).
Best wishes to all the high school and middle school teachers wondering why these kids have been up since 2am and seem distracted by music only they can hear…..
Best wishes to all the high school and middle school teachers wondering why these kids have been up since 2am and seem distracted by music only they can hear…..
Like if there is one thing I am as good at as Caitlin Clark is at basketball it’s being told I’m wrong and no one likes me and then just carrying on anyway. I could be the number one draft pick of that easily.
Texas Lawyers— what topics should we cover this year in the Business Disputes course from @TexasBarCLE?
Lotta dudebros out here going “what, you’ve never been invited to a professor’s house??” with the same energy of a person who’s shocked you don’t summer in the Hamptons
hotter take: the state is virtually always an enemy to true Christianity and that is never more true than when it attempts to co-opt Christianity by establishing a state church
hotter take: the state is virtually always an enemy to true Christianity and that is never more true than when it attempts to co-opt Christianity by establishing a state church
As a Houstonian, I respectfully decline.
Being ND means I’ll never stop thinking about saying “Thanks!” when a bailiff asked how my morning was going. But also that I just lol when OC tries to mean-girl me to other lawyers. Ma’am, I literally get paid for being socially awkward. I’ve made my peace with it.
Wait is this WHOLE album two people in the band breaking up and fighting?!?!
Welp. I’ll just tell them that baskets are for people who get up before 10am. Thank goodness these Dollar General bags are kind of cheerful looking.
This morning’s personal mantra— Don’t wrestle with pigs. [Repeat as needed].
Went on a walk during lunch and found these bluebonnets blooming from cracks in the asphalt. An incredibly Houston image. By which I mean: kind of depressing, but also kind of beautiful. That’s H-town baby
Found a little cannoli shop while out of town for work. It’s been a 6-cannoli trial so far, and it’s only Wednesday.
As a defense lawyer for kids, to see the things they are facing today…. It’s cracked my heart open in ways impossible to explain. Be gentle with the babies, they are seeing so much, hurting so much, and fighting so hard. Hold and protect these kids however you can.
As a defense lawyer for kids, to see the things they are facing today…. It’s cracked my heart open in ways impossible to explain. Be gentle with the babies, they are seeing so much, hurting so much, and fighting so hard. Hold and protect these kids however you can.
Youth lacrosse will probably always struggle in Texas — it’s a spring sport, and the best fields here are already monopolized by spring soccer and spring football. (I wish I was kidding about the last one.)
Youth lacrosse will probably always struggle in Texas — it’s a spring sport, and the best fields here are already monopolized by spring soccer and spring football. (I wish I was kidding about the last one.)
[my law firm IT guy in an email to me that I almost certainly didn't read] ONCE AGAIN, YOU MUST SCRUB METADATA FROM ALL DOCUMENTS BEFORE SENDING THEM TO ANY EXTERNAL RECIPIENTS
[my law firm IT guy in an email to me that I almost certainly didn't read] ONCE AGAIN, YOU MUST SCRUB METADATA FROM ALL DOCUMENTS BEFORE SENDING THEM TO ANY EXTERNAL RECIPIENTS
Absolutely not. One took points off for using “hitherto”, saying it wasn’t a word. Another consistently gave me Bs but gave the papers I ghostwrote for a friend As. So, surprise… I became a lawyer.
Absolutely not. One took points off for using “hitherto”, saying it wasn’t a word. Another consistently gave me Bs but gave the papers I ghostwrote for a friend As. So, surprise… I became a lawyer.
I’m on the Riverwalk and need a decent dinner — suggestions welcome.
Our school district is firing every single librarian at the end of the school year. Hard to wrap one’s head around that.
Our school district is firing every single librarian at the end of the school year. Hard to wrap one’s head around that.
February in Houston is wild. I’d be happy to see just one more good freeze because these mosquitoes are scary big already.
Raffi Melkonian @RMFifthCircuit
66K Followers 3K Following Appellate lawyer at Wright, Close & Barger in Houston, with a Fifth Circuit and TX appellate practice. So-called Dean, #appellatetwitter (banner from Art Lien)
J.J. @J_Dot_J
20K Followers 865 Following Lawyer. Mom. Wife. One half of the Lawyers Behaving Badly podcast. Objectively best Twitter account in Dallas. Texas Fight. #MFFL #GoStars P1 She/Her
Zach Wolfe @zachwolfelaw
10K Followers 3K Following Texas non-compete & trade secret law. Also likes jazz, handstand pushups, Dallas Cowboys. Blog https://t.co/CLP7D26jT8 rated “unspeakably bad” by Twitter.
Kendyl Hanks ❤️�.. @HanksKendyl
12K Followers 2K Following Texan by birth & choice. #AppellateTwitter @LadyLawyerDiary #FlyFishing #Orchids. @UTexasLaw, Princeton, @phwff. It’s been fun y’all. [email protected]
Judge Stephen Dillard @JudgeDillard
33K Followers 8K Following Presiding Judge & 30th Chief Judge @AppealsCourtGA | @SamfordU 1992 - Pres. Emeritus @SamfordAlumni | @MC_Law 1996 | @DukeLaw (LLM 2025) | All views are my own.
Andrew Kinsey @KinseyAndrew
11K Followers 1K Following Nobody special. Just a lawyer with a family. Oxford comma advocate. SFF fan. Hobby woodworker, baker, and gardener. He/Him.
Steve Vladeck @steve_vladeck
216K Followers 3K Following @ksvesq’s husband; father of daughters; C.A. Wright Chair in Federal Courts @UTexasLaw; #SCOTUS nerd @CNN; NYT bestseller: https://t.co/FmqTSPSMH3; #LGM
Sara Warf @SaraBWarf
11K Followers 1K Following Law Prof @unc_law (research & writing + clerkship writing). Former appellate clerk & atty. she/her. Likes: pockets on dresses. Dislikes: surprise driveway tubs.
Alyssa Leader @alittleleader
35K Followers 3K Following public defender for kids and grown-ups | Cajun far from home | can guess your taylor swift era | she/her
April Farris @farris_april
4K Followers 3K Following Mom, Texan, Justice on Texas's First Court of Appeals. Appointed 2021. Elected 2022. Micah 6:8. Dostoevsky & board game enthusiast. ACU & HLS.
Justice Emily Miskel @emilymiskel
5K Followers 473 Following 5th Court of Appeals, TX. Stanford Mech Eng, Harvard Law School. Double Board Certified. Rehnquist Award '20. Political advertising by Emily Miskel.
Kristen (KVP) LaFreni.. @KVPTexas
4K Followers 4K Following God follower; wife to David; #teenylaw owner; @teenypaw mom; Lady Lawyer; #AppellateTwitter contributor; business-law prof @LCU_Business #HireKVP
Adam Shniderman @adam_shniderman
4K Followers 2K Following @AmherstCollege | Ph.D. @UCIrvine | J.D. @UMichLaw | #SCOTX (x2) & CA9 *Opinions are my own and do not express the views of my employer.
Collin S @cseguin03
3K Followers 2K Following He/Him. Boston U and UConn Law Alum. Food enthusiast. Treat people right and you’ll never go wrong.
Ashley on the Avenue @Briefslayer
5K Followers 1K Following I am a words dealer. @UCLA | @UCILaw #AmWriting #AppellateTwitter #EnergyTwitter #LadyLawyerDiaries 🌈💙💛🐻 🏃🏻♀️🏋🏻♀️ 📚🥃🎮 She/Her
Lawprofblawg @lawprofblawg
39K Followers 18K Following WARNING: May cause cognitive dissonance. If this occurs, unfollow or block me. Don't yell or spin what I said. Bluesky: https://t.co/eUcjpl8esr
Jason P. Steed @profsteed
21K Followers 1K Following English prof ('01-'06), student @UTexasLaw ('06-'09), appellate lawyer ('09-‘23), visiting law prof @UKCollegeofLaw ('23-present) • he/him • all the disclaimers
Peter Orlowicz @PeterOrlowicz
3K Followers 1K Following Admin law atty, IL native, Navy veteran, #appellatetwitter participant, ethics enthusiast, railroad law-talkin' guy (he/him).
Jenny Owens @JennyOwens74107
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Jason Rosen @jason_rosen
85 Followers 255 Following Results oriented mediation. Certified Online Mediator 💻🤝. Sports fan. Any opinions are probably not my own.
SJW @Steven_J_Wright
96 Followers 1K Following Criminal defense attorney, Law Office of Steven J. Wright
Ken Kansa @KenKansa
133 Followers 568 Following Lawyer, runner, husband, dad, Indians/Browns/Cavs/Buckeyes fan.
🥃 🇺🇸 🥃 �.. @bourbonia
207 Followers 963 Following Don’t hate me just because I’m beautiful, hate me because I’m beautiful and smarter than you.
PaoloPaniello @PanielloPaolo
328 Followers 621 Following My AI-generated bio (Yikes): Intellectual attorney and charming advocate, combining wit and wisdom to navigate the intricacies of law.
ibn battuta @goldwater_girl
91 Followers 792 Following
Michael Daniels @mdaniels5757
429 Followers 1K Following (Insert amusing statement here.) Tufts '25 🐘. they/he. 🏳️🌈. Mastodon @[email protected] Bluesky @mdaniels.me
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120 Followers 1K Following Dad, Husband, Lawyer, Youth Sports Coach, Harvard Law and Rhodes College Alum, Lover of UT Vols, Boston Red Sox, and good books
Geoff Berg @geoffberg713
1K Followers 3K Following Trial lawyer, neoliberal shill, former media person. ציוני.
Lewis Maskell @stnylan
301 Followers 182 Following A Brit who loves baseball and college football. History-lover. Likes reading about US law.
Juror 59 @JayWltrs
279 Followers 3K Following Long-locked account, unlocked. Law: appeals, 1A, energy, bickering companies, class actions. Cars: oldish euro coupes/hatches/trash & everything else.
Taylor R. Anderson @Ander517
1K Followers 3K Following Licensed to make dad jokes; attorney in Wisconsin. Tweets are my own.
Mike Hull @houstoncoog
118 Followers 665 Following
Giorgos💫 @Giorgos41594551
212 Followers 435 Following Wherever you go， whatever you do， i will be right here waiting for you。
Destesh @destesh20083
73 Followers 2K Following
LegumEtFelium @legumetfelium
973 Followers 5K Following She/her/ella • Girly nerd • Int’l Law LL.M. @uhlaw, J.D. @creightonlaw, Humanities M.A. @uhclearlake, Poli Sci B.S. @uhouston
Ed T @Edscripts
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282 Followers 957 Following Perpetual admirer of the Constitution, whether as a professor or Director of Civic Education for The Missouri Bar. Views are mine and mine alone.
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484 Followers 4K Following Attorney at Bush, Rudnicki, Shelton PC, licensed in TX and NY. Member @NYCBarAssn, @MoontowerB🎧 LP @ltngventures CEO of https://t.co/h88ODZNzub #Bitcoin
kc ashmore @kcashmore1
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Tanner James @TannerJamesWV
55 Followers 178 Following IP attorney. Posts and comments are not a commitment to ongoing engagement. Only on Twitter for selfish reasons.
Nicole Gutierrez @NicoleG60267919
111 Followers 3K Following
Mitch the Infovore (h.. @informitch
1K Followers 5K Following Lawyer-librarian (and trivialist), unconventional fannish conventionist, square peg to round holes, progressive Jew, with *many* opinions. (He/him/his)
DJ Carswell @djcatlaw
147 Followers 862 Following DJ Carswell, Esq. Litigation and Real Estate Attorney in Maryland and DC. Disclaimer: I don’t practice cat law. he/him/his
judgesandman27 @gsandman62
1K Followers 3K Following Fla. Circuit Court Judge, 5th Cir. Civil and Felony Drug Court dockets. Double Gator. Frustrated United Methodist. Cooking is my zen. Thoughts about adoption.
Zac Northup @ZacNorthup
103 Followers 514 Following Writer | Middle American | Historian | Expert in American Colonial Period | Live Free Learn Stuff
Andrew @gsrga13
0 Followers 423 Following
Joshua Lake @Joshua_B_Lake
21 Followers 70 Following Husband. Father to two boys. Federal appeals and white-collar defense attorney. Former AFPD. All opinions are my own only.
Jim Dedman 🎸 @JimDedman
2K Followers 2K Following Attorney at Gallivan, White, & Boyd, P.A. (@GWBLawfirm). @UTAustin ‘98 / @BaylorLawSchool ‘02. Weary of social media. Probably at a concert.
Melina Bates @BatesMelin45440
139 Followers 3K Following
Shawn Marino @smarinag07
203 Followers 4K Following Finance and Accounting, Active CPA currently employed in oil & gas. main side interests include new technologies, investing, and health&fitness
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Richard Pastor @Rich_Pastor3
449 Followers 5K Following
Raffi Melkonian @RMFifthCircuit
66K Followers 3K Following Appellate lawyer at Wright, Close & Barger in Houston, with a Fifth Circuit and TX appellate practice. So-called Dean, #appellatetwitter (banner from Art Lien)
KSV @KSVesq
39K Followers 901 Following Mother of dragons. Color commentary for @steve_vladeck. Lawyer turned legal recruiter. Tweets my own and almost certainly sarcastic.
J.J. @J_Dot_J
20K Followers 865 Following Lawyer. Mom. Wife. One half of the Lawyers Behaving Badly podcast. Objectively best Twitter account in Dallas. Texas Fight. #MFFL #GoStars P1 She/Her
Sean Marotta @smmarotta
36K Followers 907 Following Partner with @HoganLovells's Appellate and Supreme Court group. #AppellateTwitter member. Tweets mine. Banner image by @Courtartist.
Zach Wolfe @zachwolfelaw
10K Followers 3K Following Texas non-compete & trade secret law. Also likes jazz, handstand pushups, Dallas Cowboys. Blog https://t.co/CLP7D26jT8 rated “unspeakably bad” by Twitter.
Carl Cecere @CecereCarl
9K Followers 599 Following Owner, Cecere PC. Supreme Court and appellate advocacy.
Kendyl Hanks ❤️�.. @HanksKendyl
12K Followers 2K Following Texan by birth & choice. #AppellateTwitter @LadyLawyerDiary #FlyFishing #Orchids. @UTexasLaw, Princeton, @phwff. It’s been fun y’all. [email protected]
Judge Stephen Dillard @JudgeDillard
33K Followers 8K Following Presiding Judge & 30th Chief Judge @AppealsCourtGA | @SamfordU 1992 - Pres. Emeritus @SamfordAlumni | @MC_Law 1996 | @DukeLaw (LLM 2025) | All views are my own.
Andrew Kinsey @KinseyAndrew
11K Followers 1K Following Nobody special. Just a lawyer with a family. Oxford comma advocate. SFF fan. Hobby woodworker, baker, and gardener. He/Him.
Michelle Strowhiro @strowhiro
11K Followers 1K Following Partner @McDermottLaw | Employment law + M&A | Mom of 2 | #penfluencer | #lawtwitter crochet club | Views, pens, pans, & puns are my own
Steve Vladeck @steve_vladeck
216K Followers 3K Following @ksvesq’s husband; father of daughters; C.A. Wright Chair in Federal Courts @UTexasLaw; #SCOTUS nerd @CNN; NYT bestseller: https://t.co/FmqTSPSMH3; #LGM
Sara Warf @SaraBWarf
11K Followers 1K Following Law Prof @unc_law (research & writing + clerkship writing). Former appellate clerk & atty. she/her. Likes: pockets on dresses. Dislikes: surprise driveway tubs.
Alyssa Leader @alittleleader
35K Followers 3K Following public defender for kids and grown-ups | Cajun far from home | can guess your taylor swift era | she/her
Justice Sarah Beth La.. @JusticeLandau
3K Followers 400 Following Texas 1st Court of Appeals. Frmr public defender. Intern program co-chief. Recovering DJ. Get it right, keep it tight. Running for re-election 2024!
April Farris @farris_april
4K Followers 3K Following Mom, Texan, Justice on Texas's First Court of Appeals. Appointed 2021. Elected 2022. Micah 6:8. Dostoevsky & board game enthusiast. ACU & HLS.
Justice Emily Miskel @emilymiskel
5K Followers 473 Following 5th Court of Appeals, TX. Stanford Mech Eng, Harvard Law School. Double Board Certified. Rehnquist Award '20. Political advertising by Emily Miskel.
Hannah @hannnahmmarie
21K Followers 1K Following civil rights lawyer | no rights without remedies | words mostly on PACER
Kristen (KVP) LaFreni.. @KVPTexas
4K Followers 4K Following God follower; wife to David; #teenylaw owner; @teenypaw mom; Lady Lawyer; #AppellateTwitter contributor; business-law prof @LCU_Business #HireKVP
Adam Shniderman @adam_shniderman
4K Followers 2K Following @AmherstCollege | Ph.D. @UCIrvine | J.D. @UMichLaw | #SCOTX (x2) & CA9 *Opinions are my own and do not express the views of my employer.
mads👩🏻💻cy.. @inreGray
10K Followers 7K Following Your local data privacy & cybersecurity lawyer. Proud HBCU graduate & AKA. Aussie immigrant. The World Wide Web is my oyster. Judge is my dog.
Matthew D. Taylor @TaylorMatthewD
6K Followers 1K Following senior scholar at @ICJSBaltimore | https://t.co/yPy5hp1mq4 | author of "Scripture People" (2023) & "The Violent Take It by Force" (Sept 2024)
Lisa Beasley @lisabevolving
27K Followers 2K Following Comedian. Actor. Strategically unhinged. Sent here to play in your face. Better than Ai. I've EGOTTED 3 times
First Class Lacrosse @firstclasslax_
6K Followers 747 Following First Class Lacrosse Training Founded by Deemer Class @22classy @fcldefense @fclbestinclass @firstclasswlax… join our Coaches Community 👇
kc ashmore @kcashmore1
742 Followers 1K Following CEO l Trial Lawyer l Proud Veteran l Proud Papa Bear l 🧳 l Adventure l 🏍 l #BeLegendary
Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer
40K Followers 9K Following Pastor. Wesleyan. Writer. BA in Religion. MA in Spiritual Formation. MA in Theological Studies. Chronic student. Idahoan. Join me here:
Judge Troy Odom @JudgeOdom
2K Followers 841 Following Chancery Judge in Rankin County, the heart of the great State of Mississippi!
Trey Ferguson @PastorTrey05
23K Followers 1K Following Jesus, justice, & jokes. Lovin, theologizin & Black Power nappin. Not as outlandish as I could be. @3BlackMen. Author of 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒐𝒍𝒐𝒈𝒊𝒛𝒊𝒏’ 𝑩𝒊𝒈𝒈𝒆𝒓.
judgesandman27 @gsandman62
1K Followers 3K Following Fla. Circuit Court Judge, 5th Cir. Civil and Felony Drug Court dockets. Double Gator. Frustrated United Methodist. Cooking is my zen. Thoughts about adoption.
Bonhoeffer's Child @bonhoefferchild
7K Followers 1K Following A minister exploring the mass intersection of belief, politics, responsibility, and humanity. Gadfly.
madeline odent @oldenoughtosay
45K Followers 2K Following chaos feed. heritage, museums, old buildings, social justice. 🏴🇺🇸🏳️🌈. sea witch, professional gargoyle, teller of tales. (she/her)
Alabama Women's Lacro.. @alabamawlax
700 Followers 66 Following The University of Alabama Women's Lacrosse Team WCLA D1 - SWLL | Roll Tide
Coastal Women's LAX @CoastalWLax
3K Followers 244 Following Official Twitter account for Coastal Carolina Women's Lacrosse
Furman Women's Lacros.. @FUWlax
2K Followers 419 Following The official Twitter account for Furman Paladins Women's Lacrosse. #FUAllTheTime
Mercer Women's Lacros.. @MercerWLAX
2K Followers 111 Following Five NCAA Tournament appearances, three-time SoCon Champs, two-time Big South Champs. #RoarTogether
Rick Warren @RickWarren
2.2M Followers 6K Following Loves strugglers, skeptics, seekers, & critics. Served Saddleback for free for 43 years. Wrote some books. Taught 1.1 million pastors in 164 nations. Prays4you.
Bridget Eileen Rivera @TravelingNun
24K Followers 1K Following 🏳️🌈I wrote a book about LGBTQ discrimination👇
🦌 the fool @kilovh
5K Followers 736 Following Jew. The holy Baal Shem Tov said that for every question you can ask, he has an answer, and for every answer, he has a question.
The Civil Rights Lawy.. @johnbryanesq
29K Followers 889 Following WV Civil rights Lawyer, Youtuber and Unlicensed Historian and Scavenger. Freedom is scary. https://t.co/4csuauOxd1
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260K Followers 146 Following Nomad since 1998: Home is not a place, it is a feeling. Mover: Strong and persistent voice against Trumpism.
Stephen Simpson 🇺�.. @BamaStephen
16K Followers 11K Following Writer, Editor, Speaker, Encourager, Neighbor, Networker, Traveler, Seeker, Dreamer, Doer, Pastor, Weather Geek. Love God, family, neighbors.
Justice Gina Benavide.. @JusticeGinaBvds
422 Followers 326 Following Sitting Justice at the Texas 13th Court of Appeals and Devoted Mom
IWLCArecruiting @IWLCArecruiting
1K Followers 140 Following The official Twitter account of the IWLCA Tournament Series designed to provide quality experiences for coaches & student-athletes.
Lyndon Baines Johnson @lyndonbajohnson
9K Followers 2K Following 36th President of the United States. Democrat. Texan. Messages from the Office Staff signed -OS. Walter Jenkins signed -WJ FAQ: https://t.co/37lcMmje3v
Jack Marrion @Jack_Marrion
2K Followers 2K Following Houston Chronicle high school sports reporter, primarily in the Katy and Sugar Land areas. Experience covering prep athletics throughout Houston area.
Mom & Lawyer -- Neith.. @JanaWill33
405 Followers 2K Following Proud mother to the two most beautiful and precious girls God ever created! Former Almost-Career Prosecutor Now Public Defender #LawyeringToHelpOthers
Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat
221K Followers 2K Following Jorts the cat. Jean helps me. [email protected]
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Senator Sarah Eckhard.. @SarahEckhardtTX
6K Followers 2K Following Twitter account for State Senator Sarah Eckhardt.
OnTheLege @OnTheLege
975 Followers 242 Following Not far left, not far right. Just right. 6th generation Texan, not a Yankee transplant. Classic rock to smooth jazz.
Ashley Goudeau @AshleyG_KVUE
9K Followers 2K Following KVUE News Anchor/Reporter, Emmy Award winning journalist, #Houston Native, Graduate of Sam Houston State; Member of Delta Sigma Theta; Lover of dance & cooking
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237K Followers 10K Following Ghanaian. Texan. Amateur fighter. Lifter of Weights. Insta: @karenattiah Columnist: @washingtonpost Adjunct lecturer: @ColumbiaSIPA
Brown Women's Lacross.. @BrownU_WLAX
3K Followers 186 Following Official X account of the Brown Women's Lacrosse Team
IWLCA @IWLCA
14K Followers 567 Following The professional coaches association committed to growing and promoting excellence among women’s lacrosse coaches throughout NCAA DI, II & III and the NAIA.
Michael Skotnicki @MSkotnicki
2K Followers 2K Following Attorney & Geologist | former Alabama Supreme Court staff attorney | Authored Auburn's Unclaimed National Championships| OH/PA native |
Robinson Reads @robinsonreads
231 Followers 233 Following Well, after a short stint of virtual teaching, I am FINALLY back in the library 📚 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
Best In Class @fclbestinclass
2K Followers 195 Following Best In Class is a lacrosse training and recruiting event where top players in the country come together to #LearnTrainCompete Powered by @firstclasslax_
Maggie Gordon @MagEGordon
6K Followers 2K Following Senior Storyteller at @Hou_Landing | Farm girl turned Houstonian, raised in Knox, NY and by @NewhouseSU, @StamAdvocate & @HoustonChron | 90% Caffeine + 10% Sass
Sophie Rae Lichterman @why_sophie_why
51K Followers 426 Following Dog Mom to Anderson, Head of Creative & Managing Executive Producer at @CoolZoneMedia. She/Her.
Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian
1K Followers 2K Following Now: Brother in law, yellow fluffy ball enthusiast, wonderer. Then: @Dartmouth @Morehouse @TulaneLaw. Pronoms: he/il/Big Chief. Tout c’est moi en bas.
Jake Lahut @JakeLahut
8K Followers 2K Following Campaign reporter @thedailybeast. Retired podcast host, emergency backup hockey writer. @wesleyanargus alumnus. Same handle on Threads. FR/EN 🇫🇷
Kelley Clark Morris @kelleyclark_son
345 Followers 610 Following runner | appellate lawyer | dog person | Houstonian lover of olives, coffee, ice cream, the MCU, novels, the Houston Heights, and the mountains
They actually send a Marshal to serve it and pat you on the shoulder with a disappointed look while handing it to you.
The rarely used "Writ of Bless Your Heart."
There should just be a general writ scotus can issue in egregious cases, like a “writ of what in the world is wrong with you”
Is Le Creuset going to tweet “you wouldn’t last an hour in the cast iron where they braised me” or do I have to do EVERYTHING…
@evan7257 This is a Caravaggio painting waiting to happen.
The beauty of 11th Street. An ordinary three generation family safely walking across the street to dinner. This is the point. @heightslife @AlexMealerTX @BikeHouston @emmanume
Now this is a true flex
TIL Louisiana notary commissions are good for life. Makes for a rather ominous notarization.
Reading y'all's "how I met my spouse" post is wild bc some are genuinely cute and others are like "we met doing overtime on the floor at the 24 hour orphan kicking factory"
Such a fun weekend. My trial for Monday settled so I was able to join my wife and granddaughter for her “ Lone Star Classic” volleyball tournament in Dallas. We’ve had a great time!
@bewgtweets But in the end, it was the meatball that saved me.
Those of you that are saying “on top of old Smokey all covered with cheese” you are mixing two different sets of lyrics for the same song. But a mountain covered in cheese sounds glorious.
Anyone else remember the song about losing their poor meatball when somebody sneezed? Am I insane? These are two unrelated questions.
Really don’t like the tone of people going “if you got a tax return you gave the government an interest free loan btw” like I’m some sort of idiot for letting that happen. Maybe I’m just generous. Maybe I wanted to do that. Maybe I was gonna give you one too! But not anymore
This! I have gotten so much joy watching the very important Swifties in my life get excited all week. And I'm genuinely interested in hearing how much they enjoy it! (Plus others like that I get excited about my nerdy appellate podcast and other random interests).
But I will say I have learned there is a pleasure to be had seeing other people happy. As many others have, today I've read @JudgeDillard's joy at listening to Taylor Swift's new album. It's brought a smile to my face, and I am happy for him and all like him
My favorite overheard comment on this trip to New York, at the airport: “we really should have gone private like I said”
@taylorswift13 Tyler, this album is making me shake with rage and punch my phone screen. Several things: 1. This is a blatant patent violation of the Robin Williams movie where he was a teacher and talked about seizures. You have to get his consent to use the movie name as your album, and he’s…
@taylorswift13 We have only known TTPD as our Police Department Twitter name since 2009 but looking forward to hearing your new album #TTPD :)😂🥳
A New York friend sends me a really interesting case - if you buy all the liabilities and assets of a company, do you also buy their personal jurisdiction? New York Court of Appeals says "yes"(!) My instincts say that's wrong, but I need to read it. nycourts.gov/reporter/3dser…
This is one of the biggest struggles that I have personally. Making friends (and networking) feels like I'm playing a game I intellectually know all the rules to, but I'm just trash at playing. No matter how hard I try I just can't actually succeed at it. It's heckin' lonely
It can be very lonely as an #Autistic person.Spending most of your lifetime feeling singled out of social groups&trying so hard to be sociable as possible due to high masking,but to no avail as they aren’t genuine friendships😔Any fellow Autistics feel the same? #AskingAutistics
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