J.K. Seriously @DeepPen

My boss was going on about Nirvana and I told him that I was too young to remember Cobain's death, but really I just wanted him to go away.

RT @MikeRoyce: I love everything about writing except the part where you want to kill yourself, which is all of it.

I guess the Klingons are supposed to be an advanced race, but they obviously haven’t discovered Botox yet.

Amazing. http://hipsterhitler.com/

Make sure and change the Facebook Places settings so other people can't tag your whereabouts. Instructions here: http://tinyurl.com/2b6czba

I love dogs. I really do. Just not when they take attention from me. I will never compete with an animal cuz I know I'll lose every time.

Drinks and grub at Bobb Dobbs. Nice to eat out. Yep. Eating right on out. Bobbin Dobbin.

If I spoke French and had a toddler... http://tinyurl.com/26kdpdb

After being informed that there is a recall on eggs, everyone in my office frantically phoned their families. Fuck yea guys! Crisis averted!

I see you in this. http://tweetphoto.com/39808087

Decided that my books are not trophies. Selling and donating them, then buying a Kindle. Most of them. Maybe I'll burn them. Yea, burn 'em.

In a particularly good mood today, saying good morning to everyone. It makes the engineers really uncomfortable. Maybe because I wink too...

Thirteen hour day. Ahh.

Working late. So much for sushi. Still gonna get drunk. Half-banzai.

Sushi with Mom this evening. Deep fried Vegas rolls are gonna happen. Also, we'll probably get drunk. Actually, definitely. Banzai!

Wait a minute, there's raspberry cheesecake. Cheesecake leads to success and happiness. Everytime. There's hope for them yet, the bastards.

Olive Garden sucks even when it's free. The program that provided that lunch will surely fail.

My lower back and abs are sore enough to cause me to walk like a hunch back. I wonder if any one else out there is walking funny today...

Just woke from a dream about this last weekend and was confused about whether or not it actually happened. Pretty sure it did. Incredible.

The first episode of the new season of Weeds is rough. Nancy continues to be horrible, Shane continues to be a terrible actor. On and on.