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Try "eat your cake and have it too" and it makes more intuitive sense, I think.
"They want to have their cake and eat it, too." A phrase I have often used, including on air, but which actually makes no sense whatsoever. What is the purpose of having cake and *not* eating it? 🤔
I've just learned the Trump Cut of the 2020 Election will be available on HBO MAGA in 2021.
@tonythescribe Cracker Barrel has already fooled you, then...
The fireworks have faded & the flags are back in storage. The only reminder of my American freedom is all this leftover potato salad.
White Folks in the Arbyss x.com/nihilist_arbys…
How is Arbys like the senate? There are a bunch of useless old people scattered around on our floor just waiting to die too. Eat Arbys.
Paternity tests in the Arbyss x.com/nihilist_arbys…
This Father's Day, run out for a quick beef n cheddar and never come back. Enjoy Arbys.
Wait... Is she a great big fat Arbyss? x.com/nihilist_arbys…
It rubs the Arbys on its skin or else it gets the hose again
Every 8 ball is a magic 8 ball if you have keys and you're in the stall in an Arbys restroom. Enjoy Arbys. Your appetite is probably gone.
If you're watching golf on television right now...I'm glad I gave you something else to do. RT if golf is dull, LIKE if you love it!
Morality is not the doctrine of how we make ourselves happy,but how we can make ourselves walk around looking like Michael with yo' money
NO FORTUNE. At long last. The curse is lifted. I leave this dung- realm. Goodbye.
I just filed my federal and state taxes with @TurboTax for free #bam #Absolute0 #sponsored refer.turbotax.intuit.com/s/fgwbx?share_…
Never seen a bar fight break out while people are drinking wine. Beer, yes. Hard liquor, yes. But not wine.
I'm raising money for Joe's Elbow Room. Click to Donate: gofund.me/kfwcb3pz?pc=tw… via @gofundme
My friend @MelissaRauch (from the @bigbangtheory) co-wrote and produced her own comedy #TheBronze. fandan.co/1SPUjRK It's out today!
As for how smart AI's are becoming recall Ken Jennings' final answer on Jeopardy when he lost to IBM's Watson...
I don't know what you have planned for your Friday, but im'a gather up the chaps and head to arbys to work the glory holes in the men's room
Happy St. Patrick's Day! Eat, drink, & be merry. It is the coward's response to the prospect of death.
My arbys lies over the ocean My arbys lies over the sea Nobody cares that you're Irish, wee lass You smell like vomit & pee Enjoy arbys
A lot of people want Ted Cruz to win, but are we ready for a President that’s a melting candle?
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