Doland J. Trump 🍽 _________*parody @DolandJTrumpp

45th time I’ve wet my bed this year 🇺🇸 The Wet House, Washington D.C. Joined May 2010

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Doland J. Trump 🍽 _________*parody @DolandJTrumpp

5 years ago

You finally want to know what COVFEFE means? It’s the mutha fuggin master password to Twitter. Sorry, Jack. I’M BACK!!!

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Doland J. Trump 🍽 _________*parody @DolandJTrumpp

5 years ago

Take your stimulus cash and head to your local #VFW Fish Fry, no mask, extra tartar! Very tasty! Not like that rotten fish @SpeakerPelosi You’re welcome.

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Doland J. Trump 🍽 _________*parody @DolandJTrumpp

5 years ago

I eat pieces of shit like coronavirus for breakfast! If anything were to kill me, it might be all the sex Melania and I are about to have in the next 2 weeks, not pussy ass COVID-19! God bless America! #MAGA #MAGA2020 #TRUMPTRAIN

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Doland J. Trump 🍽 _________*parody @DolandJTrumpp

5 years ago

LEWD & ORANGE!

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Justin Amash @justinamash

6 years ago

I’ve got a better idea for Phase 4: Repeal the convoluted, counterproductive, corporatist scheme that just became law and replace it with monthly cash relief to the people for the duration of this crisis.

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J-L Cauvin - Washington DC - 10/4 @JLCauvin

6 years ago

God only brought one guy back from the dead on Easter. Trump is here to bring back the whole economy on Easter 2020. Enjoy this clip (possibly, like, the best ever), share and be sure to subscribe to Making Podcasts Great Again (@TrumpPod) - new every week!

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Brendon Walsh @brendonwalsh

6 years ago

No line at @Spencers, if you need to stock up on supplies (Bob Marley posters, lava lamps, dick straws, etc)

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CALEB PRESSLEY @calebpressley

6 years ago

If these are the white ones just imagine the athletic ones 😤😤😤

queen of the clouds @snowibitch

6 years ago

If these are the white ones just imagine the athletic ones 😤😤😤

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Justin Amash @justinamash

6 years ago

Many of the same people who rightly denounce Trump’s abuses of power are perfectly happy to give Pelosi a pass when she circumvents the entire legislative process. Congress has not even seen the bill. Think about that. Whether you imagine it will be good or bad is not the point.

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Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow

6 years ago

Only 19 years old.. This dude @Zionwilliamson is SPECIAL. Way to step up young phenom. 🗣👏🏻👏🏻

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Daily Death Reminder @death_reminder

6 years ago

You will die someday.

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Ramp Capital @RampCapitalLLC

6 years ago

people to stop selling stocks

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Sue Strong 🦋🦣 🇺🇦🇮🇱 @strong_sue

6 years ago

@counterchekist This explains it #Catteningthecurve I save stuff. h/t @amdar1ing 😺

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Patrick Finley @patrickfinley

6 years ago

The NCAA should let every senior in a winter and spring sport return for another season, if they want to.

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Dr Liam Hackett MBE @LiamHALI

6 years ago

The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

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Tulsi Gabbard 🌺 @TulsiGabbard

6 years ago

I’m continuing to run for the same reason I originally began this race: to bring about a sea change in our longstanding foreign policy of carrying out regime change wars, end the new cold war & nuclear arms race, and invest the trillions wasted in such wars into the American ppl.

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Vermin Supreme (TM) KING of PRESIDENT America USA @VerminSupreme

6 years ago

Stop giving orders and START giving mutual aid! #MutualAid #COVID19 #VerminSupreme2020

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Vermin Supreme (TM) KING of PRESIDENT America USA @VerminSupreme

6 years ago

Help me create a buzz with libertarian delegates, and do it with Love! Follow and tweet at self identified Libertarians, affiliates, and organizations with your most joyous content. They need to know that a broad base of support exists, and that you are enthusiastic about voting.

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Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather

6 years ago

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Vermin Supreme (TM) KING of PRESIDENT America USA @VerminSupreme

6 years ago

Biden is going to get smoked by trump 100%. Why not vote LP and help us get 5% so we can finally have a third party and cure the cause and give the gop and dnc some competition?