Lucy E Hornstein MD @DrLucysGuide

Family Physician, blogger, author. Lover of books, cats, and chocolate. She/her dinosaurmusings.wordpress.com Joined January 2015

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Lucy E Hornstein MD @DrLucysGuide

5 years ago

Everyone complains about Bill Gates implanting chips via the covid vaccine, but here are some of the benefits: 1. Automatic updates to my spleen 2. Enhanced kidney security 3. Lymph node defragmentation ...Feel free to add.

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Lucy E Hornstein MD @DrLucysGuide

5 years ago

Come clean y’all: when watching @StephenAtHome and @JonBatiste plays “If You’re Happy and you Know it Clap Your Hands” on the melodica, you clap twice; don’t you

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Lucy E Hornstein MD @DrLucysGuide

6 years ago

Private, solo FP on Doctor's Day, sitting alone in my abandoned office. No inpatient skills to help on the front lines. No patients on the schedule, phone silent; only staffer laid off. Can you say "Imposter syndrome"? #COVID19

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Lucy E Hornstein MD @DrLucysGuide

6 years ago

“Social distancing” makes it sound like you’re culling your Facebook friend list. Can we please call it what it is: STAY THE FVCK AWAY FROM PEOPLE! #Covid_19 #StayTFAwayFromPeople

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Lucy E Hornstein MD @DrLucysGuide

6 years ago

Hey #medtwitter Any word on the development of an ELISA test to document #coronavirus immunity? If they’re already testing a vaccine, they must be able to track antibodies. Commercial test in the pipeline?

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Matthew Loxton is also on Mastodon @mloxton

6 years ago

Folks, I really do not want to find out there is a private FaceBook group in which clinicians or any healthcare professionals say foolish or unethical things about patients or each other. Please let that not be in my future Let that not be a reality, past, present, or future

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David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111

6 years ago

@KamalaHarris @PeterMAmbler Do you support licensing and registration?

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Lucy E Hornstein MD @DrLucysGuide

7 years ago

Ann Coulter: “The only national emergency is that our president is an idiot.” Me: I’ve been telling you that for over two years. #smh #noshitsherlock

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Imagine @imagimeemee

7 years ago

I would never vaccinate my kids. That is unnatural, dangerous, pointless, expensive, reckless, and harmful. I take my kids to the doctor so they can vaccinate them instead