Duck_of_Death @DuckofDeath_
Part of a musical nerve center that can turn goat’s milk into gasoline. 40+ Lake Wazzapamani Joined January 2022-
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I am under incredible stress and pressure at work and really shouldn’t be here, but popping in to post and ghost seems like a good stress relief.
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Who are your 4 favorite cartoons?
Who are your 4 favorite cartoons? https://t.co/owPBXTlUXG
Tell me your age and something you’ve never done. I’m 48 and I’ve never had Facebook
Tell me your age and something you’ve never done. I’m 48 and I’ve never had Facebook
When you leave the window open overnight but now it’s a wee bit too cold so you warm yourself up by pulling her in as your little spoon >>>>>>>>>
This old man, he played one, He played knick-knack on my thumb. With a knick-knack paddywhack, Give a dog a bone. This old man came rolling home.
Did I go for a 3 mile run today? Yes. Did I also eat a Boston Crème donut afterwards? Also yes. Going for those gains. 🙌
I just went through my bookmarks and saw that twice, I bookmarked the same video clip from different accounts months apart. I’m starting to finally learn who I really am.
I’m a drake, y’all!
I wish I could sing this low…😔 I’d sing everywhere. Ordering food, at work, calling people. Life just isn’t fair. open.spotify.com/track/15TITugV…
Reason #7 why I don’t own a cat. I don’t like animals that are smarter than me.
Reason #7 why I don’t own a cat. I don’t like animals that are smarter than me.
Which Duck are you? I rather agree ☺️
Which Duck are you? I rather agree ☺️ https://t.co/Uqv7enSep4
I don’t wanna brag or make anyone feel bad, but I’ve got status now where I board with Group 2 when I fly.
It was just a mistake, I didn’t mean to let them take away my soul. Am I too old? Is it too late?
A nice smile and expressive eyebrows can make me do a lot. A lot.
Advertise your account with one image.
Advertise your account with one image. https://t.co/5PQDlC7uhv
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that nerdy girl @leeleedutchaski
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Vanny @thatwitchvanny
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Eithiriel DeMeré �.. @NikkiElizDemere
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⫷ M ⫸ @ABaby183
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snoopy and friends @snoopyandfrien6
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Jenn X @pinkyjennifer
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Bunny La Joya🐇⚡�.. @WindowsByTheSea
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Xiamen Airlines @XiamenAirlines
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🦝Jamantha “Trash.. @jamanthajones
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✨️Prism✨️ @PrismaticLady
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Sassy @SassyLipBiter
889 Followers 195 Following Sassy, sarcastic, and a total contradiction| Lip biter extraordinaire 🫦
𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚋𝚕�.. @edibleemmie
747 Followers 573 Following boobs n’ bs 💫 nsfw (mdni) ✨ 31 🌙 $edibleemmie 🌟 pan 🌈 dragon slayer by profession 🐉 💅
carabella mia @chris1983green
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C @w_h_a_throwaway
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Fred @Grand_handsomer
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It’s Mrs. Matt, act.. @SayAnythingH
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shells @_shelle_sub
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Governor Dill @TheGreenOldDill
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🍹 Princess Consuel.. @kimmie_c_
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Out of Context Simpso.. @OOCCouchGags
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Just ordered 8 dresses, 4 tops, 2 pants & 1 bra ..if you wanna know where my priorities lay.
Sometimes I wonder if my contribution to the world has already been made. Is it yet to come? Will I even make one at all? Welcome to an existential morning.
A little metaphorical audio hug to start the week. 🤍 [F4A] [SFW] [Good morning] soundgasm.net/u/Mrs_Dubose/G…
If you know what someone's voice here sounds like, do you read their words in their voice?
Here's a little audio recording from the open mic Saturday. Doing a little Johnny Cash ditty. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did overdoing it.
Tell me your age and something you've never done. I'm 44 and I've never lived by myself.
Tell me your age and something you’ve never done. I’m 48 and I’ve never had Facebook
Who are your 4 favorite cartoons?
Can I come over and stare at you like this?
@DuckofDeath_ Hells yeah! I barely touch mine these days.
Tell me your age and something you’ve never done. I'm 57 and I never graduated high school.
Tell me your age and something you’ve never done. I’m 48 and I’ve never had Facebook
Who are your four favorite cartoons?
@DuckofDeath_ Shock and amazement! Just wow!? Never had an fb?
@DuckofDeath_ That you can use it to make vegan barbecue. 👀
@DuckofDeath_ Woah!
@DuckofDeath_ Jackfruit, huh? I've heard some interesting things about that one.
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