Emily Ferretti @EmFerretti

Joined January 2016

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Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan

5 years ago

There should be a name for the short period of enjoyment you experience after you eat something unhealthy but right before you feel nauseous and spin into a pool of regret. Suggestions?

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Margaret Orr @MargaretOrr

5 years ago

Brandon. May I show your footage on air with your credit? @wdsu

Brandon Moreau @Brandon57313625

5 years ago

@MargaretOrr grand isle right now

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Emily Ferretti @EmFerretti

6 years ago

Might I suggest a glass of wine and a solo dance party?

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Emily Ferretti @EmFerretti

6 years ago

@TrishFerretti Something like that...

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Emily Ferretti @EmFerretti

6 years ago

Pulled my clothes out of the wash and was QUITE surprised when two slices of zucchini fell from my wet clothes to the laundry room floor.

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Emily Ferretti @EmFerretti

6 years ago

I’m only now realizing that I have a way better day if I start it listening to Dua Lipa instead of Dateline

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Don’t Boo…Revolt! @BreeNewsome

6 years ago

Tell me again why we can’t defund the police & military when they’ve shown us today that they don’t intend to use any of their expensive gear to protect the Capitol from a domestic invasion?

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Emily Ferretti @EmFerretti

6 years ago

If your MAGA hat is not red does it mean you know your beliefs are shitty and you’d rather not be recognized for them?

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Emily Ferretti @EmFerretti

6 years ago

So far @JimGaffigan is the overarching theme of the tweets I have tweeted in the past four years

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Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan

6 years ago

I don’t want to sound uninformed but who is Donald Trump again?

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Emily Ferretti @EmFerretti

6 years ago

how does one excel at the tweets

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Emily Ferretti @EmFerretti

7 years ago

Popcorn! @MrPeanut #CheezBallsContest

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Emily Ferretti @EmFerretti

7 years ago

Excuse me I’m about to tweet because I want to win cheez powder created by planters.

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Hate crimes in the US (2016-2018): 21,000 Hate crime hoaxes in the US (2016-2018): 50 What Smollett did was wrong but the big problem isn’t the .2% which are hoaxes, it’s the hate crimes which have risen 20% since Trump took office.