Extra-medium comedian @Extramediumcom1
My name is Garrett Cousino. I do comedy. New Orleans, LA Joined June 2019-
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Would love for @elonmusk to describe what he thinks socialism is as a privileged white south African who has never invented anything.
I want to address the Elfin in the room: I used to be addicted to a magical ring... That was before I kicked the Hobbit.
I guess the positive part of the writers strike is that it won't halt production of the next Fast and Furious movie.
What should I get my body and sense of humor for father's day?
Africanized bees are reverse pollenizers
Saw Pokemon cards on a list of father's day gifts and now I have to go kill myself
To a drunk man, every paper towel dispenser looks like that game that tests how hard you can punch... or their dad.
Ed Sheeran looks like Gollum in a Ron Weasley wig.
Isn't it weird that condoms dont have child resistant packaging?
Sexual battery? Is them the ones mama puts in her neck massager??
For as depressingly little as I get laid, I still like to think of it as "bed half full".
If anyone needs me I'll be in the gas station parking lot handing out blank CDs with my soundcloud link written on them.
Several years ago I signed up for a "Rent of the month" club and its been a major disappointment.
The Lone Ranger vs The Wolfman would be a really short movie
Me in my 20s: "no one invites me to their wedding 😔" Me in my 30s: "no one invites me anywhere 😁"
Hear me out: World War Two-Hand-Touch.
I went to check the nutritional information on these frozen tater tots and it just says "what are you? Stupid?"
I love playing strip poker. Even when I'm losing, so is everyone else...
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