Funny Judge @FunnyJudge
Adjudicating your jokes. Joined August 2019-
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@AdamMGrant @thom_curran @TEDTalks @mattsurely I feel attacked. Never reading this again. {shrinks comfort zone}
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@DuBarryPie How do I report this for abuse? Not the dead rat but me having to see a picture of a live rat and think about the existence of rats and kids touching rats. Nope, nopeity, nope.
@DuBarryPie But what is the answer??? Also. How????
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Philosophers: the only way to solve the trolley problem is to kill one of these groups of imaginary people. Model railway dads:
@carlzimmer Galaxy or hydroxide ion???? 🤔
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Hands down the most impressive camouflage I’ve ever seen in nature– especially when contrasted with that defensive display!
@lapittenger I hope it stays dark forever* *but only in context of the song lyrics, not for reals.
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The people and government of Taiwan stand with Ukraine. The principle of self-determination cannot be erased by brute force.
This is the content the Internet was designed for.
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My friends, a new MEGATHREAD has arrived! In 40 tweets I’ll explain 40 useful concepts you should know. Reading time: ~7 minutes. Value: potentially a lifetime! Thread:
@OzGouldian 🐸: First of all, I’m not just angry, I’m also disappointed.
@GGmadeit Does hopping back to an earlier, neglected project (and researching new projects) count?
@mundanename you can no longer say you’re an ex-snowboarder. You’re now an *it’s complicated* snowboarder.
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REUNITED AFTER 6 YEARS. Big brother poses for a picture behind his 2 younger brothers who have no idea he's there. These siblings had not seen eachother for 6 long years. Look at the beautiful way the younger boys react to big bro. (🎥:astridvvg) ❤️😭❤️
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The current state of the union:
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You have now been briefed:
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What a great day to talk about Lampsilis sp. fish lures.
@kateatherley @DigitsThreadsCA The dude abides….. how could he not?
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