Kate Sloan (she/her) @Girly_Juice
📝 Sex writer 🎙 Podcaster (@TheDildorks + @QuestionBoxShow) 📚 Author of 101 KINKY THINGS EVEN YOU CAN DO 🎶 Singer/songwriter katesloan.com Toronto Joined April 2012-
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Having a chronic illness that affects energy/productivity is so humbling when you grew up as an academic overachiever Like, what do you MEAN I have to find validation and self-esteem through avenues besides accomplishing things!! Accomplishing things is my whole thing!! 🙃
My latest for GQ is about toys for grinding 💦 gq.com/story/best-sex… Thanks very much to @Domsubliving, @kelvinsparks_ and @therapywithnico for sharing their wisdom & recommendations!
✨It's here✨I wrote a book about how to make friends as an adult, maintain friendships, cope with friend breakups, and how HARD all that is. This is the book I wish someone gave me as a kid, and its finally out on hardcover AND paperback. Please grab a copy and tell everyone?!💜
calories in calories out as it's commonly understood (number of cals you consume - how much you burn off with exercise and such) is so obviously false now it's hilarious to see people tout it as if it's one of the bespoke rules of the universe. they're so sure yet so wrong
What do sex, kink, Michelin-star restaurants, Disney World, and Dungeons & Dragons have in common? This week we’re talking about the concept of immersiveness, and what we can learn about sex and kink from studying immersive experiences. thedildorks.com/episodes/immer…
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If you ever need to feel humbled by what the human mind is capable of, watch the world-record-holding speedrunner playing Breath of the Wild blindfolded, fucking YEESH
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Do you have a remedy for hiccups that you think works well? If yours works for me, I’ll send you either a raunchy selfie or a product recommendation in your category of choice!!
I was studying child development, & when a parent or adult hits a kid throughout their childhood, they can end up developing a dissociative disorder in adulthood. A child cannot physically escape abuse majority of the time, so they mentally go else where and detach mentally in…
I was studying child development, & when a parent or adult hits a kid throughout their childhood, they can end up developing a dissociative disorder in adulthood. A child cannot physically escape abuse majority of the time, so they mentally go else where and detach mentally in…
I feel I should inform you all that the girlies occasionally talk about which of our male friends are hot, and why, and we tend to mostly agree — and the deciding factor is basically never looks. It’s always about their personality, and how they carry themselves
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Is it possible doctors and HCWs don’t mask and downplay the risks of C19 because they’ve been repeatedly infected (including asymptomatically), and are now making bad judgments and risk assessments because of the resulting cognitive impairment? Asking for a worldwide population.
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This 12 bedroom country house in la Pieve, Italy that comes with a wine cellar. €195,000.
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Yesterday I turned 29 and got fired because I took off my cardigan for a few hours in the 84° kitchen where I worked as a barista. If anyone needs me I will be reporting my former employer for violating OSHA! Xoxo
I’ll believe this when I see it signed and sealed… But if it DOES actually happen? It would be a good first step. Not a solution for banking, but - something
BREAKING -- the DEA is reclassifying cannabis from a Schedule I to a Schedule III drug Major move from the Biden Administration that will allow cannabis companies to have easier access to banking, investment, and tax credits -- and it opens the door to more medical research
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Weirdest part of this take is that a Seinfeld writer came up with "not that there's anything wrong with that" because some people thought the ep might be too homophobic without it. They were worried about offending people in 1993! And addressing that concern made it BETTER!
Jerry Seinfeld says TV comedy is being hurt by "the extreme left and P.C. crap, and people worrying so much about offending other people." “It used to be, you would go home at the end of the day, most people would go, ‘Oh, “Cheers” is on. Oh, “MASH” is on. Oh, “Mary Tyler Moore”…
Virginia Woolf works off her depression over rejections from Harper’s (no less!---and I can hardly believe that the Big Ones get rejected, too!) by cleaning out the kitchen. And cooks haddock & sausage. Bless her. I feel my life linked to her, somehow. 1957
Hot take: The way we handle this now - telling people to get with the program or go kick rocks - is vastly better than lifelong concealment and pathetic groveling for acceptance from Mommy and Daddy Homophobe nationalpost.com/feature/parent…
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calories in calories out as it's commonly understood (number of cals you consume - how much you burn off with exercise and such) is so obviously false now it's hilarious to see people tout it as if it's one of the bespoke rules of the universe. they're so sure yet so wrong
you may notice that there is no gendered language in my original message whatsoever. she is objecting to people with XY chromosomes taking an active role in childcare. and she thinks that is feminism. how the fuck did we get here
I'll say it. Some of the chords suck. C 6th? Fuck that chord.
*sucking dick at the sex club pool* a guy watching: Gwen… Adora???
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hey dude i don’t think you hate your body i think you just don’t have pants you like right now