Sim Lib @GuffSim
#GuffNotHate Canada Joined November 2020-
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Groceries too expensive? Just stop eating, you poors. Also don’t look at our price gouging record breaking profits.
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acab includes little kids wearing cop badge stickers
A.I Interpretation of Ungoliant #LOTR #Silmarillion
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Sauron said: ‘I hear now that thou wouldst barter with me. What is thy price?’
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parents on Christmas: we'll go out and play with your new toy you just got tomorrow children at the crack of dawn Dec 26th:
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the lord of the rings : the two towers was released 20 years ago
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saying “morning” instead of “good morning” because if it was a good morning i’d be waking up in rivendell to gandalf saying “you are in the house of elrond, and it is ten o’clock in the morning”
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my tom bombadil cocktail is yellow and came in a boot… i love this place
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2022 is 90% complete.
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It was generally agreed that the joke was in very bad taste, and more food and drink were needed to cure the guests of shock and annoyance.
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Disney hired some "little people" to dress as Pinocchio and wave at people at the premiere of Pinocchio. They left them on a balcony with enough food & wine for the day, but by late afternoon they were all naked (the costumes were too hot), drunk & screaming swear words at people
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Marijuana, I am. redd.it/yyn4kn
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Did you know that Panda cuddling is a job? Most make $45,000 a year doing it‼️🐼
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How do we convince Elon Musk to buy Ticketmaster
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