𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕜𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕤 @HORRORSCOPEx

compiling a list of all the dumb shit I say Massachusetts, USA Joined January 2009

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Brisk God @brisk_god

2 months ago

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vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard

6 months ago

This video was such a unique experience I don't think anyone would believe me if I had to describe it using words

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𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕜𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕤 @HORRORSCOPEx

a year ago

honking at the exact millisecond the traffic light isn’t illuminated as it switches from red to green so everyone knows I have an amazing reaction time and brain

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shé jiǔ @Nick_Cerveza

a year ago

accidently looking at my tallboy can while driving and initiating an unskippable cutscene that ends tragically for a family of six

Don Allen Stevenson III @DonAllenIII

a year ago

accidently looking at my tallboy can while driving and initiating an unskippable cutscene that ends tragically for a family of six

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Swen Vincke @where? @LarAtLarian

2 years ago

For the avoidance of doubt - there are plenty of people in publishing I met who have their hearts in the right place. This message was for those who try to double their revenue year after year. You don't have to do that. Build more slowly and make your aim improving the state of…

Eurogamer @eurogamer

2 years ago

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Jordan Isaiah @Isaiahbroke

2 years ago

Lemme tell y’all. I did not know this was actually the same nigga. He is still producing some of the funnies TikToks ever rn😭😭😭😭😭

Mr. Ridiculous @PBJordan87

2 years ago

Lemme tell y’all. I did not know this was actually the same nigga. He is still producing some of the funnies TikToks ever rn😭😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/IZKY1P6tmw

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sophie @sobiewankenobi

2 years ago

just another day at work 😅😅

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zoosmell pooplord @b0phamet

3 years ago

this is the only thing on my mind for the past like 24 hours

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i bless the rains down in castamere @Chinchillazllla

3 years ago

Darwin's exact words in a letter were, actually, "I have just received such a Box full from Mr Bateman with the astounding Angraecum sesquipedalia with a nectary a foot long. Good Heavens what insect can suck it!"