The Have-To Dad @HaveToDad
Stay-At-Home Dad with a Full-Time Job and a Nagging Wife. My whole life is Have-To. Joined November 2013-
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I wish I didn't relate to the "Why you gotta be so rude... I'm gonna marry her anyway" song so much.
@HaymakerHattie @PostShowRecaps @taylorcotter It sounded like you were fixing dinner and/or hosting a dinner party while recording.
My wife is the type of person who, upon hearing a family is going to the beach, promptly tells them all about sharks and jellyfish.
I'm soooo gonna need a vacation from my family when I get home from this family vacation.
Who's a worse person, Laurel from #TheChallengeFreeAgents or Aviva from #RHONY? I've seen terrorists more likable than these two.
I would trade this entire day of family vacation for a few good hours of quality Netflix time.
If I can't even count on vacation sex anymore, do I have ANYTHING left to look forward to?
My favorite part of this family vacation so far was when wife/kids went to the beach without me and I had an hour to myself in the condo.
Pray for me as I begin a weeklong family vacation.
I choose to believe there are many wives out there who still enjoy sex on a regular basis, but I just married a lemon.
I don't like TV comedies about married couples who never have sex. I'd rather not have to relate to this.
All I want for Fathers Day is a day alone, all to myself. But why should this day be different? #HappyFathersDay
Wife spilled coffee on herself TWICE this morning and blamed it on the cup both times.
The Wife couldn't wait to spoil the outcome of the sporting event I recorded earlier today. So now I have that to not look forward to.
Looking forward to going to church today so I won't have to listen to my family for an hour.
At what point in my life did getting up at 8am on a Saturday become "sleeping in?"
I don't think I've ever dreaded anything more than I'm dreading my kids' last day of school today.
Really looking forward to sending my kids back to school tomorrow. #HappyMemorialDay
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