HazelB @HazelHumongous
I'm a lady from Nebraska. I have children. I'm just like you! Nebraska, USA Joined August 2016-
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@pattonoswalt On the one hand I do honestly side eye fake ass male "feminists", but on the other hand fuck this guy.
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@vs_cointelpro What do we have to bring the poor hedgehogs into this?
@thatbilloakley i would eat the frick outa that
I don't like things that taste like chocolate but aren't chocolate #tootsierolls #yoohoo #jellybellies
@ScottGendel Pretty typical of males on the internet today and their "I just want to debate why are you afraid of debate" nonsense.
I put on white strips then painted my nails send help
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Come quick CJ’s doing “The Jackal”
I've been married for 10 years and my husband just casually told me he has never seen Ghostbusters. I feel confused and empty.
Next time a conservative says gun control won't work because people will just get them illegally ask them if they still wanna law to make abortion illegal.
Thank you Despicable Me 3 for convincing my children to spit bubblegum everyfuckingwhere.
me: I'm really feeling myself lately, I'm almost 38 and in my prime. body: let's have a period and a yeast infection at the same time
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