Say something funny. @HeyIsThatDoug
📝 Writer 👨🚀 Clinically Awkward 🇨🇦🇺🇸 #ExpatProblems Sometimes I'm funny and then other times I really bum people out. Joined May 2020-
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@ChefReactions If you’re in the same house and if deliveries would still be there in time, get some walkie talkies. It would be a cute way to keep in touch and make the day special still. Sure phones exist but we use those everyday. Play the same movie at the same time and talk on the walkies
@mikewidel I have questions.
@kemimarie This is totally my sign, anxiety out of control and I was just thinking how magnesium used to help. I can’t find magnesium l-Theronate specifically though. If you have any suggestions I’d really appreciate it!
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I dreamt Paul Rudd was my dad. That’s it that’s the tweet.
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watching a movie or tv show that is "set in new york city"
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When did we all start tweeting about politics and not to get the attention of the person we have a crush on?
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dunkin’ is cool bc u can order the exact same drink every time and still have no idea if it’ll be good or not
😂 I’d love a remake of Talking to Americans where it’s just Americans opening milk bags.
I love you 🇨🇦. But I don’t know how this works. @danjlevy? Anyone?
Imagine going your whole life not knowing you like waffles. And then one day you find out you don’t just like waffles, you love waffles, and you wanna be with them everyday.
I’m having a love affair with waffles.
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