Starting a group DM. Just a place to offer collaborative workshopping, Stat boosting, and general support. Contact me if you're interested and serious.
Just tested positive for Covid-19 eight times in a row. Fuck this pandemic, and fuck everyone who ever thought it was funny to say that the virus is good.
The reason dating has become so crazy in 2016 is that there's basically two kinds of daters. There are Wheel of Fortune daters and Jeopardy daters. And if you are a Jeopardy dater, going on a date with a Wheel of Fortune dater, you are not going to vibe. End of story. @midnight
Absolutely unbearable. This news is not only devastating to comedy fans, but also any one who has a decent fucking human soul. In light of this, I can only offer my shoulders to cry on.
Do you use INSULIN?
#voteblue in November.
Do you have a VAGINA?
#voteblue in November.
Do you want your child to NOT GET SHOT AND KILLED IN SCHOOL?
#voteblue in November.
Do you want to SAVE DEMOCRACY?
#voteblue in November.
My grade school piano instructor was right. I will never make it in Hollywood because at my core I am a deeply unsatisfying man due to the many psychological injuries I have suffered.
Reminder that Lorne Michaels still has not formally, publicly banned Louis C.K., Aziz Anzari or Machine Gun Kelly from participating in SNL as either a host or cast member. 2022 is officially shit.
That I've hurt so many just for the sake of my own self needs gets impossibly worse every time I want to open my big mouth. Getting everything better again means struggling with wondering what the fuck I'm doing.
June 2012. I join Twitter. I have no idea what I'm doing. My social media experience to date had been my Myspace top 8 and playing Lil Green Patch on Facebook. Interactions with strangers hadn't been done. I was hooked immediately. I replied to people probably 200 times a day.
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