Emily @ImtherealEmily

I'm the prettiest fake undercover whore you'll ever see. New York City Joined August 2008

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"All I do is" Nguyen @Nguyen_anime3

a month ago

And sometimes grandpa is mentioned in the Epstein files over 38,000 times.

God & Country @GodandCountryy

a month ago

Sometimes the most powerful Man on Earth is just Grandpa.

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Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz

a month ago

You have a better chance of seeing Mitch McConnell alive than getting a $5,000 check from Donald Trump.

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Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson

2 months ago

If that motherfucker says one thing about her…

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Emily @ImtherealEmily

2 months ago

This makes me so sad to hear Dolly Parton has passed.

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MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich

3 months ago

THE. UNITED. STATES. DOESN'T. HAVE. AN. ELECTION. PROBLEM. IT. HAS. A. DONALD. TRUMP. PROBLEM.

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Ossoff: "Here's what's going to happen tonight: the world's most famous sore loser will deliver a prime-time presidential sour grapes address to pursue his 6-year-old grievances about the 2020 election, while his war in the Middle East spirals out of control and the cost of living continues to rise for Americans across the country. I expect the president to reheat debunked conspiracy theories about the repeatedly litigated and audited and confirmed 2020 presidential election in Georgia, an election that Donald Trump lost. And let me be very clear about this: if the President declares Georgia's election illegitimate, or if the President declares Georgia's sitting United States Senators illegitimate, he is declaring Georgia voters illegitimate. It's Donald Trump who tried to defraud Georgia voters in that election, Donald Trump who tried to commit election fraud when he called Georgia's Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger -- and it was caught on tape, and you should play the tape to your viewers today -- and badgered and bullied Georgia's top election official to 'find him' the votes that he needed to win in a state where he had lost."

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Emily @ImtherealEmily

4 months ago

I haven’t felt grief for my moms passing like I have today.

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Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz

5 months ago

What time is the fake assassination attempt tonight?

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Emily @ImtherealEmily

5 months ago

It’s weird when you have a parent that dies.

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Warren @swd2

5 months ago

Republicans are doing the same thing they always do. They scream about how mail-in voting is a giant scam, so none of their voters use that method, and then when the mail-in voting highly favors the Democrats they cry about how it’s stolen and rigged.

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Emily @ImtherealEmily

6 months ago

Does he know we have eyes

Headquarters @HQNewsNow

6 months ago

Trump: I'm one of the young ones. I'm a similar age to older people. I feel the same as them. I actually feel the same as I did 50 years ago. It's crazy. It's not because I eat the best foods. Who knows what the best foods are. Maybe junk food is good and the other food is no

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🌊Miss 💙Melody 💙 USNavy Retired @_MissMelody

6 months ago

Derby winner, Golden Tempo, refuses to visit the White House! He said, "If I wanted to see a horse's ass I would've come in 2nd".

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Meacham @MeachamDr

6 months ago

The guy who threatened to annihilate an entire civilian population would like us to ‘tone down the rhetoric’.

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bö·se scha·den·freu·de  @BlisterPearl

6 months ago

So we're calling these guys the "Liquor Cabinet"?

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Fuckin’ Princess @8WithaTiara

6 months ago

Honestly, Kamala Harris is a better person than me, because if I were her, I’d have been tweeting/on threads/insta/etc. “I told you so.” EVERY SINGLE DAY since Jan 20, 2025. Because she did. She fucking told you and you dumbfucks didn’t listen.

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JB Pritzker @JBPritzker

7 months ago

Two things Donald Trump ran on: Lowering costs on day one. No new wars. So far, he's 0 for 2.

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Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz

7 months ago

Day after day he’s still here and I’m sick of it

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Emily @ImtherealEmily

9 months ago

I can’t believe we live in a time where someone thinks meetings on a Friday are ok. Let alone a meeting at 4PM. Who hurt you?

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Emily @ImtherealEmily

a year ago

I can’t believe Diane Keaton passed. She was an icon!

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Emily @ImtherealEmily

a year ago

@oceanview_80 I think I watched it when it initially aired. The last episode stuck with me.

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Emily @ImtherealEmily

a year ago

About once a year I like to watch the series finale of Six Feet Under. I think it is the greatest ending to a show. The matriarch of the family, Ruth, dies in 2025.