Innes Blight @InnesBlight
The Blight at the end of the tunnel. London(ish) Joined September 2009-
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@Cain_Unable I also have it, it’s as if I get an electric shock when I stretch to reach things. The Doctor gave me some exercises to do. Hasn’t helped. The next step would be cortisone injections
For example, I never spent four billion pounds on unusable PPE.
You will always be better at spending your own money than the government is.
@kevinglazier17 It was fantastic you could make it Kev. Thanks
There are 43 companies that manufacture car batteries. Rishi Sunak managed to pick the only one he is connected to and gave them £500m.
@Carlsharp10 Congratulations to both of you 💍
Dear @RishiSunak, How can one have “integrity, professionalism and accountability at every level” When they’re too chicken shit to support sanctions for someone who has none? Asking for a country…
@Sarah_and_Son It met at Stanley road school. I only went for about a year. Went on a trip to Windsor great park and fell in one of the lakes while leaning over to get a closer look at a dead fish. I remember I inadvertently pulled someone else in with me . She wasn’t all that pleased about it
@Sarah_and_Son I went to Woodcraft folk for a while
@Sarah_and_Son Michael Fabricant out on the town ?
#WitnessAppeal At approximately 10:30 on 1st May a male and his dog were attacked by two other larger dogs in #BushyPark.We understand there may have been a number of people who filmed the incident. If you have footage or are a witness, please e-mail us [email protected]
Officers from @MPSRichmond and @MPSRoyal_Parks are aware of an incident this morning close to Sandy Lane Gate in #BushyPark involving two dogs off of leads attacking a park user and his dog. Officers attended and this matter is being investigated.
@savebutterflies You may be missing an opportunity here in not using the phrase “Have a flutter” 😀
@Tesco Yours and my idea of a party differs quite a lot
@RevRichardColes @BBCSingers Who is it in upper management at the BBC that seems determined to destroy everything popular ? Sabre rattling to justify a huge salary ?
@Sarah_and_Son “I’m making mine out of felt because I felt one once”
For Lent, I’m giving up lending things
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