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itslukeclements bsky social linktr.ee/itslukeclements New York, NY Joined February 2019-
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Had a dream that i wrote an absolute banger of a tweet - manifesting is working!
Sorry I’m an hour and a half late, my cats were being cute
Some say this guy is still rioting youtu.be/iIv-Z-ik7ik
I like to think that if i went to prison I would do pushups, despite all evidence to the contrary
The worst part of having covid is that our cat doesn’t understand why I’m not petting her 😢
Getting ready for the day by switching out of my pajamas (basically sweatpants) and into my sweatpants (basically pajamas)
Im sorry i didnt respond to your text I already did my single thing for the day
Letting me produce comedy shows leads to titles like these thepit-nyc.com/events/va-va-v…
fortune tellers are all such bs, its like yes i get it Billy Joel will die by Bruce Springsteen’s hand in a greek diner on June 29th 2028, what about my love life?!?
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Holy crap. It's happening, folks. Our debut show @DixonPlace is February 23rd at 7:30! We've got stand up from @AlisonLeiby and @CruzKayne and two brand new Rubbish directed improv teams. Tix avail now! dixonplace.org/performances/a… #NYC #comedy #standup #improv
Better watch out next time you storm the capital!! NYC influencers gonna be patrolling those streets
Im in this
Twitter is nice bc people will screenshot tiktoks so i dont have to suffer through the medium of video
A pokemon will look so adorable and then its description will be like “This Pokémon could cure cancer, but chooses not to out of spite.”
I know how I'm spending the almost-winter-solstice ❄️ dixonplace.org/performances/a…
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