humpty dumpty @michaelughh
welcome to my thot page Joined April 2018-
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sometimes i get depressed but then i just put it in rice
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worms have the right idea. writhe
normalize opening hinge conversations with “pee pee poo poo”
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My great grandfather bathing in the Amazon river (1907)
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i cannot believe this tweet is how i found out prince philip died
i cannot believe this tweet is how i found out prince philip died
my favorite part of that new peaches song is how justin bieber managed to rhyme shit with shit with bitch
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Just in case anyone forgot about this energy in June. For a VIOLIN VIGIL.
Just in case anyone forgot about this energy in June. For a VIOLIN VIGIL.
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Actually that was at the Lincoln Memorial, which houses a statue and not members of Congress counting electoral votes for the next President
Actually that was at the Lincoln Memorial, which houses a statue and not members of Congress counting electoral votes for the next President
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Who* could have seen this coming *everyone
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i am tired of "this is not who we are" rhetoric. the same america that pillaged and slaughtered indigenous folx for land, that enslaved millions, that created internment camps, is the SAME america storming the capitol building today.
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Can’t believe Republican congressmen don’t want to meet their fans
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Every black girl you know is Breonna. Do you get that?
hey everyone, my 22 yo brother manny thinks that swollen lymph nodes are “a woman thing”
wearing your mask below your nose is like wearing a tube top below your tits
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