Jennifer Futoransky @JFutoransky
I'm a super - groovy chick, who has a great sense of humor. my own personal victory is when I make 1 person laugh a day. its how I try to make the world better. Joined March 2015-
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@JFutoransky lock them up America or they will try and undermine every good thing you try to do to change for the better, like Trump's sayin
@JFutoransky ..She did. The Clinton/those like them need to be locked up and the keys thrown away. They want ur freedom, slave/rape ur kids.
@JFutoransky And should be treated as such. Any other regular person would have been locked in the blackest hole if they did a fraction...
@JFutoransky Again she seems more like Hitler. Every scandle/investigation was called off or didn't amount to anything. She is a criminal.
@JFutoransky enemies mostly republicans. She broke many Senate Codes over the years and yet go off and still allowed to run.
@JFutoransky She also had a hand in pardoning several terrorists, criminals and drug dealers. Used the IRS to harass and intimidate her
@JFutoransky And she thinks Iraq is a good "Business oppertunity". If anybody is acting like Hitler, it's her. Camps, false flag attacks etc
@JFutoransky and apart of Goldwater who was against black civil rights. But she really cares about you/them. So glad I'm Canadian. Go Trump.
@JFutoransky just some food for thought. Oh and let's not forget she called the GOP terrorists as well. And let's not forget the Pedo ring 2
For all those who support Hilary remember she wants "fun re-education" camps for adults who don't see the same way politically/ask questions
@markhumphries @BanjoHfuhruhur you guy forgot Canada, their closest neighbor. Who do you think is going to get fucked 1st of the free world?
@alyankovic save yourself AL! Come back to Canada, we miss you. If Trump gets in you'll be coming back anyways. If Hilary gets in you won't😢
@JohnCleese @MarcusGiannitto but she even said she doesn't want people to be free to question the establishment/the "foundations" of Gov.
@ThatKevinSmith @MelBrooks @YogaHosers @theadamferguson they did it in the one Austin Powers movie too.
@bcgoldthwait @bornferal @Shrug_EyeRoll but when I do I make sure they are clean. Lol. Sorry I couldn't help myself.
@sexyandyournot @bobsaget well I guess that makes you a dumb asshole then. 👅
@bobsaget another philosophy I live by is if I can make 1 person laugh or smile, that's my own victory against the assholes of the world. ☺
@bobsaget even the smallest spark can be fanned into the biggest flame.
@BanjoHfuhruhur history will repeat itself. Extreme Islamists have been trying to take over countries/kill jews since WWI. Again look it up.
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