Djaysuhn Pihnskuhr @JReksnip

🌳🦞🍔 Joined September 2010

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Mark Hamill @MarkHamill

a year ago

One off night doesn't change the fact that @JoeBiden is the most legislatively successful @POTUS in our lifetime. One off night also doesn't change the fact that the former guy is a convicted felon, serial liar & adjudicated rapist who is unfit for ANY office. Period.

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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan

a year ago

The college protestors are blaming all Jewish people for the actions of Benjamin Netanyahu which makes about as much sense as blaming Hillary Clinton for the actions of Donald Trump

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follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__

a year ago

NEWS: My friends and I now own and run The Onion. I’ll be the CEO. We’re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and share the wealth with staff. Basically, we’re going to let them do whatever they want. Get excited. nytimes.com/2024/04/25/bus…

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Brian Schatz @brianschatz

2 years ago

If you give us power, we will try to save these kids. It will be hard. And our party will be disorganized and imperfect maddening and not good enough. But we will give a shit about these kids who deserve to be safe.

Acyn @Acyn

2 years ago

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The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46

2 years ago

To Recap: Speaker Johnson said he wouldn’t pass a national security bill without a border deal. President Biden and a bipartisan group of Senators negotiated a border deal. Speaker Johnson rejected the border deal. The Senate passed a national security bill without a…

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The Onion @TheOnion

2 years ago

Department Of Transportation Recommends Cranking Up Thin Lizzy’s ‘Jailbreak’ While Driving High bit.ly/3Uy33lY

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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

2 years ago

I am a lifelong student of American history, so to be able to interview @POTUS at the @WhiteHouse was a dream come true. Listen to this very special episode here: apple.co/TeamCoco

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Djaysuhn Pihnskuhr @JReksnip

2 years ago

The sound of sleigh bells can mean only one thing…Ok Computer just started.

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Flea @flea333

2 years ago

the great thing about The Thong Song is you can really feel his earnest yearning to see that thong

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Jake Sherman @JakeSherman

2 years ago

Per the great @kristin__wilson Since 1995 house has failed to pass rules 8 times. All under GOP control. Gingrich: 6 in four years Hastert: 2 in 8 years McCarthy: 3 in 8 months, including 2 this week Boehner, Pelosi and Ryan never lost a rule.

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reggie watts @reggiewatts

2 years ago

@RobSchneider Knock it off Rob. You’re smarter than this. If you’re bitter about things in your life work on yourself don’t take it out on those who pose no threat to your identity whatsoever. Reduce the insecurity.

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Ben Wexler @mrbenwexler

2 years ago

The left is calling for greater investment in renewable energy and the right is burning Barbies, shooting Bud lights, and touting the upsides of slavery, so I can see how both sides are to blame for all this polarization