Deep Thoughts @JackHandeyQuote
Jack Handey, an American humorist, penned these classic lines. Author of Deep Thoughts, Fuzzy Memories and more. deepthoughtsbyjackhandey.com Joined October 2013-
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He was the kind of man who was not ashamed to show affection. I guess that's what I hated about him.
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