50 shades of Jade @Jadeisms

I don’t know what I’m doing either jadeneemandesigns.com Here Joined April 2009

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50 shades of Jade @Jadeisms

a year ago

Lil sweeties

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ariana!! ✨🗡️ @bearskvlls

a year ago

when will they put hamtaro ham-ham heartbreak on the nintendo switch

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50 shades of Jade @Jadeisms

a year ago

What’s stopping me from making a registry? What just cuz I’m not getting married I don’t need new things?

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Mike Bong @WeirdBongs

a year ago

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50 shades of Jade @Jadeisms

a year ago

“Justin just missed that compliment” “WHAT WAS IT WHO SAID IM SEXY?”

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The Try Guys / 2nd try @tryguys

a year ago

Dalé

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kind of a big dill @LydiaNotOlivia

a year ago

I could care less about banning tiktok, when the fuck are we getting affordable or even universal healthcare?? When these goddamn grocery prices gonna go down?? When are we going to have a government that actually fucking cares about the people it's governing???

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Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch

a year ago

My dog’s first name is Beetlejuice. Middle name is Beetlejuice. But his last name is McGonagall, which must be a huge relief to every pharmacist who has to speak his name.

thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties

a year ago

My dog’s first name is Beetlejuice. Middle name is Beetlejuice. But his last name is McGonagall, which must be a huge relief to every pharmacist who has to speak his name.

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James Lucas @JamesLucasIT

a year ago

Photos that don't look real but are - thread 🧵 1. Cranberry harvest by Kristina Makeeva

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50 shades of Jade @Jadeisms

2 years ago

Volcanoes are just earth zits

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50 shades of Jade @Jadeisms

2 years ago

Can I put this @timehop streak on my resume?

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama

2 years ago

yes, kids are now on their phones a lot, in the same way that a rat in a completely empty cage will spend a lot of time giving itself painful electrical shocks just for something to do

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50 shades of Jade @Jadeisms

2 years ago

Felt cute Saturday

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50 shades of Jade @Jadeisms

2 years ago

Honestly those little “stop scrolling go to bed” tiktoks make me feel like I’ve accomplished something. “I’ve been scrolling for HOW long!?! Bet I could double it”

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50 shades of Jade @Jadeisms

2 years ago

Listening to music at work is the hardest try not to sing challenge

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Natalie @jbfan911

2 years ago

I always feel like I’m about to be in trouble or am forgetting something extremely important that I need to do

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Invis🧜‍♀️ @invis4yo

2 years ago

me: watches a show called Unsolved Mysteries narrator: the case was never solved me:

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50 shades of Jade @Jadeisms

2 years ago

I asked Theo to bring me a fruity drink at the bowling alley and he came back with a Shirley temple. “Why does it have a fancy name if there’s no alcohol in it?”