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It's alarming how frequently my food preferences/quirks are compared to people's children's
All interview may need to take place in caskets from now on. And be conducted by David Dastmalchian. This is insane and amazing in the best way possible
All interview may need to take place in caskets from now on. And be conducted by David Dastmalchian. This is insane and amazing in the best way possible
This quote from the preeminent poet of our time (@Maxhoma) has really stuck with me: “If I catch myself thinking about what can go wrong, I let myself dream about what can go right.”
Let’s go. Watch Shoresy Season 3 starting May 24th on @CraveCanada and June 21st on @hulu. From @newmetricmedia.
Anybody know what Florence's crew did that we need to rage against them?
There is no one softer than an mlb umpire espn.com/video/clip/_/i…
El. Oh. El.
Does anyone know how to say Ludvig Aberg's last name? Pretty sure I've heard at least four variations so far
Served in Honor of Mr. Jon Rahm. #themasters
What kind of fucking psychopath brushes their teeth in a shared workplace bathroom?
Dad and Daughter tee up drives with the Masters theme playing after their dance together. Dad goals.
"Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere." --Albert Einstein
Me trying to write stand up jokes about the KKK and slavery and trying not to come across as racist
Elaina's Writing World: My day was pretty rotten … elainajdavidson.blogspot.com/2024/04/my-day…
After six months of hard work, and long nights of post-production - our national campaign launches today 💚
Pretty fucked up that laundry just starts accumulating again immediately after you finish doing it
The most fun Scottie Scheffler stat I've seen recently: If you distributed strokes gained numbers like NFL passing yards, Scottie would be throwing for 914.8 yds/game (from @RickRunGood's awesome newsletter)
Do we actually "need" this snow we're getting in the Midwest or is that something we're all just blindly parroting?
My friends found out I'm not cool when I asked how many "servings" of cocaine $100 would purchase
Sonja Bradt @BradtSonj
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Jerrit A. Judie @jerritAjudie
2K Followers 1K Following Debut children’s book“The Little Entrepreneur” releasing this summer!
Bill Whiteside @bwhitesidebooks
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Kimberly @kimberly_moran_
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Libbie Mcchesney @LibMcchesn
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Kris Moore @kmnovels
5K Followers 4K Following Author, blogger, and writer junkie seeking publication for Methods of Betrayal & Eyes Unblinded. #author #novels #writer #books #writingcommunity #reading
Yasuko Wilson @YasuWilso
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Justin Revello @JustinReve48615
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Jeff Dawson @JeffDawson59
5K Followers 5K Following Book genres. Alternative WWII history, True Love, Baseball Manuals, Humor, Erotica, Vampires and Science Fiction. Think that covers it today.
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Jordan Johnson @jordanrkjohnson
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V. G. Anderson, MFA @vandersonauthor
70K Followers 29K Following Best Smelling #Author 😉, #Editor @FreelanceOwl, Artist, Activist, Happy Wife, Doggy Mom. Pinball, Pool & Pastries. 💜 #NoVoteNoVoice 🌊 #VoteBlue2024
Michael T. Kuester @MichaelTKuester
911 Followers 724 Following Engineer, dreamer, hard #scifi writer. Fan of baseball and '70s music. Passionately curious individual. Welcome to my universe.
Mari Monticello @MariMontice
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Whitney @wwrites22
130 Followers 118 Following Writer of historical and contemporary romances (and the occasional fanfic). Jane Austen enthusiast. I #amquerying my first book.
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LeAnn Morgan 💙☔�.. @peteofthehill
2K Followers 2K Following I love to read a good book & also graphic design. Award winning Indie author with four novels… descendent cousin to Captain Henry Morgan…
Isabel Davis @ayeni64130
926 Followers 6K Following Embarking on the journey as a seasoned professional in book marketing, I am committed to fostering the success of authors. Let us collaborate to rejuvenate.
Mark Chandler - Autho.. @Mark___Chandler
4K Followers 4K Following Hi, I'm Mark Chandler - Author of The Black Shadow and Ten Years Gone. Currently working on another novel. Husband / Dad / Gamer / Writer ♥ Reading ♥ Writing
Steve Johnson @stevejmedia
3K Followers 5K Following Entrepreneur by day/YA Fantasy writer by night. No longer querying!🎉
Dennis @authorDennisV
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The Sunset to Sunrise.. @SunsetT0Sunrise
657 Followers 2K Following S2S is a new take on the zombie apocalypse, following one boy through a disastrous new world. But zombies aren't the only threat ahead. Author @Ellowynbeimler
Kelly Martin Speaks @KellyMartin_UK
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Kendall Shareef @kendall_shareef
230 Followers 280 Following Just your everyday creative human creating poems and novels, and whatever else slides off my pen. Also CEO of Kensha Entertainment @kenshaent. 📚🥳
Davina Bhanabhai @davinabhanabhai
3K Followers 3K Following Writer, authenticity reader. HarperCollins Author Academy Alumna,'22 | Mindfulness Advocate | Ex NHS, BHSc, PGDip | School governor | Mum |Writing 2 books📚🥘🧘
Michael Darin @MichaelDarin
548 Followers 832 Following #Storyteller, #Writer, #Author for upcoming “In Between Storms” #fantasy novel.
Laura M Davis @LauraDavisBooks
2K Followers 2K Following Tech teacher, writer, coach, and mom! Rep'd by @LindaEpstein, Currently working on a #MGlit #kidlit novel! 2021 Distinguished Educator Award, She/Her #SCBWI
Kingsley Pearson @kl_pearson
1K Followers 2K Following Mixed-race gay Clinical Psychologist (workplace wellbeing) who writes. 'Flat 401' coming March 2025 @orionbooks. Agent: @sileloquies. He/Him
Michael Northrop 🙈 @mdnorthrop
6K Followers 4K Following NY Times–bestselling author of novels @Scholastic, graphic novels @DCComicsKids, comics @ArchieComics. Latest: Young Alfred: Pain in the Butler Rep'd @saraagent
Jerrit A. Judie @jerritAjudie
2K Followers 1K Following Debut children’s book“The Little Entrepreneur” releasing this summer!
Bill Whiteside @bwhitesidebooks
8K Followers 7K Following Author - Everybody Knows a Salesman Can't Write a Book
r/fantasyfootball @Reddit_FF
725 Followers 93 Following The #1 spot for fantasy discussion, advice, and strategy. Home of #AMAugust. /u/My_Chat_Account #SFB14
Kris Moore @kmnovels
5K Followers 4K Following Author, blogger, and writer junkie seeking publication for Methods of Betrayal & Eyes Unblinded. #author #novels #writer #books #writingcommunity #reading
Establish The Run Gol.. @ETRGolf
3K Followers 8 Following The highest quality fantasy golf content. From @rufuspeabody, @adamlevitan, and more.
jxke. 🧸 @cantguardjake
17K Followers 858 Following lawyer, twitch partner, content creator, parlay partaker, special teams savant, and damn good dawg. Youtube: @cantguardjake
MLB Errors @mlberrors
104K Followers 8 Following "We made too many wrong mistakes" –Yogi Berra • @verymlb
Underdog Press @Indie_bookstore
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Cat Cora @catcora
393K Followers 647 Following 1st Female Iron Chef | 1st Female Culinary Hall of Famer | Presidential Lifetime Achievement Award @LittleKitchenA1 @handonheartwine @Goldbelly
Scott Conant @conantnyc
178K Followers 2K Following Father, Husband & Chef ☮️❤️&🍝 @CellaioSteak #TheAmericanoATL #peacelovepasta
SunnyAnderson (Taylor.. @SunnyAnderson
134K Followers 2K Following New York Times Best Seller *Sunny's Kitchen: Easy Food for Real Life* Inventor of @infladium .. Dream BIG & do the work! Co-host of The Kitchen @FoodNetwork
Catherine McCord @weelicious
27K Followers 12K Following chef. author. mama + one potato founder! ⭐️
Dates in Movies @DatesInMovies
54K Followers 264 Following When you absolutely, positively got to know every #OnThisDay in movie history, accept no substitutes.
actioncookbook @actioncookbook
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Jordan Johnson @jordanrkjohnson
263 Followers 862 Following KSB School Law Lawyer recently promoted to Second Funniest Guy in the Office (sorry, Bobby)! Tweets are not legal advice, endorsements, or advertisements.
Eamon Lynch @eamonlynch
43K Followers 1K Following Co-host of Golf Today on Golf Channel. Columnist at Golfweek / USA Today.
Austin Macauley @AustinMacauley
15K Followers 7K Following Independent Worldwide Publisher, bringing you the best selection of books from talented writers since 2006.
Sickos of Summer @SickosOfSummer
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10K Followers 8K Following Indie Author from Northern Ireland. Stringing words together since 2018. Supporting other indies & hope to get some support too.
Dianna Russini @DMRussini
346K Followers 1K Following Senior NFL insider for @TheAthletic AP NFL Voter
V. G. Anderson, MFA @vandersonauthor
70K Followers 29K Following Best Smelling #Author 😉, #Editor @FreelanceOwl, Artist, Activist, Happy Wife, Doggy Mom. Pinball, Pool & Pastries. 💜 #NoVoteNoVoice 🌊 #VoteBlue2024
Danny Kelly @DannyBKelly
62K Followers 2K Following Senior staff writer @Ringer | Co-host the Ringer Fantasy Football Show & Ringer NFL Draft Show
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33K Followers 3K Following Host of The Ringer Fantasy Football Show. Staff Writer @ringer & @spotify. Follow me on Instagram @ dannyheifetz
Carol Cassada @dramacjc
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LeAnn Morgan 💙☔�.. @peteofthehill
2K Followers 2K Following I love to read a good book & also graphic design. Award winning Indie author with four novels… descendent cousin to Captain Henry Morgan…
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Fin Gray @FinCGray
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Sesame @quymacorn
3K Followers 5K Following I’m Quy! Retail Category Manager. Writer. Avid Gamer/Bookworm. Photographer/Digital Artist. Child of Refugees. I help people grow in today’s digital age.
DeRicki Johnson @derickijohnson
46K Followers 42K Following DeRicki Johnson, reader writer wanderer. Rooting for us all, tweetering on the precipice. Scribing @HyperionBelieve and Billy @GoatCox
jlrothstein @jlrothstein1
39K Followers 34K Following Author of the Heaven Sent series #NewAdult Book 3: Vengeance Coming Summer 2022 https://t.co/ccjiWFZZ9B… https://t.co/WQCatLK0d3 https://t.co/Tzf9IsrPSv
John Lincoln @johnelincoln
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Caroline Barnhill @probookedits
72K Followers 64K Following Chief editor and writing coach at 1 Stage Media https://t.co/Dp7HHHLruW Insta: probookedits
Shirley📓✒🔫 @ShirleyJwriter
7K Followers 5K Following Shirley Johnson- Mom, Wife, Writer, Follow the link to my 9 books on Amazon- Hi. Buy a book today! PS don't ask for my address.
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Daniel Kemp @danielkemp6
133K Followers 137K Following Ex-London Taxi driver, ex-London police officer. Author of the spy mystery THE DESOLATE GARDEN, once under FIVE years paid option to become a $30 million film.
Joshua Whittaker @JoshuaWOffical
35K Followers 37K Following Author of The Menagerie & Something in the Sky. Writing suspense, adventure, mystery, horror, detective, mythological, nonfiction & poetry. Proudly bisexual🌈✍️
Mark Schultz @wordrefiner
63K Followers 63K Following Hyper-Speller, Typobuster. A retired tinner. #Proofreader, #BookPromoter. Air Force - No Porn - Omega reader. DM for my business only.
Jameis Winston @Jaboowins
314K Followers 513 Following 1. God 2. School (Learning Everyday) 3. Dream Forever #GoNoles #Phil413 Inquiries: [email protected]
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925 Followers 13 Following @FantasyPros Hockey Coverage. For Football, Baseball & Basketball: @FantasyProsNFL | @FantasyProsMLB | @FantasyProsNBA
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63K Followers 634 Following Ernie's mom, founder of @thislittlegoat, chef / partner @girlandthegoat_, @littlegoatdiner, @duckduckgoatchi, @cabrachicago, Iron Chef & Top Chef
Kendall Shareef @kendall_shareef
230 Followers 280 Following Just your everyday creative human creating poems and novels, and whatever else slides off my pen. Also CEO of Kensha Entertainment @kenshaent. 📚🥳
Todd Fox ✌🏽🦊�.. @toddfoxauthor
25K Followers 21K Following 🦊 Detroit born and raised Quick wit, sharp tongue. I write stuff 📚 NO DMs unless I actually know you 42x great-grandson of Ragnar Lothbrok (really)
KOC's exact reaction when he realized how hard Kwesi just cooked
Player Comp: Stick a large potted plant next to your guard, he’d give up fewer pressures and be equally effective in the run game Charger fans need to Alt-er their plans of ever attending a playoff game
With the 5th pick in the Draft… Team: Los Angeles Chargers Player: Joe Alt, OT Draft Grade: F
Player Comp: Like if Marvin Harrison Jr. had a kid with N’Keal Harry’s sister. And then their kid had a kid with Jalen Reagor. The only thing the NFL loves more than nepotism hires is whiffing on WRs in Round 1. If this dude's name was John Harrison you wouldn't even know he…
With the 4th pick in the Draft… Team: Arizona Cardinals Player: Marvin Harrison Jr., WR Draft Grade: F
Player Comp: Carson Wentz He’s literally Carson Wentz. I’m so sure of it, I just bet Bailey Zappe to win Super Bowl MVP in 2026.
With the 3rd pick in the Draft… Team: New England Patriots Player: Drake Maye, QB Draft Grade: F
Best hyper-mobile Heisman-winning QB with a P2S higher than his completion percentage since Justin Fields. And they'll be on the same UFL team in 2 years x.com/fball_insights…
Round 1-2 QBs since the 2016 Draft to average <5.0 yards per dropback under pressure and a >20% sack rate (via PFF) - Christian Hackenberg - Zach Wilson - Justin Fields - Will Levis - Jayden Daniels*
With the 2nd pick in the Draft… Team: Washington Commanders Player: Jayden Daniels, QB Draft Grade: F
Player Comp: If OBJ was a QB The first time he gets sacked and breaks a freshly polished nail he's literally unironically actually going to go run crying to his mama.
With the 1st pick in the Draft… Team: Chicago Bears Player: Caleb Williams, QB Draft Grade: F
THREAD 🧵👇 I'm going to be live-grading every team's Round 1 pick. Make sure you bookmark this tweet and follow along throughout the Draft to see if your favorite team gets an A+!
Baton Rouge Washington D. C. 🤝 The swamp
My Hinge match: so what do you have planned for our first date? Me:
with an arena capacity of about 12,000 unobstructed, it will be very interesting to see what NHL ticket prices will be in Utah and if they'll be keep it affordable enough for a family of 17 to go to a game
Let’s go. Watch Shoresy Season 3 starting May 24th on @CraveCanada and June 21st on @hulu. From @newmetricmedia.
I don't think there is a person on this planet who makes chili and says that their chili isn't the best
Fired up to have @JoeyMulinaro on with @DanBarreiroKFAN next Wednesday! He’s coming to town May 7, details below!
Accidentally rubbed salt in the wound in Buffalo 😅 Detroit Wednesday All tix 🎟️ officialjoeymulinaro.com
Shout out the Stoolie who honked at me to say hello while my son was learning to ride his bike. My son said “dad if they’re honking that means I’m doing a good job” He fell right after but we had that moment. All about the little wins
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