Jason Beck @JasonBeckcomedy
Longtime Winnipeg comedian… lifelong Penguins, Jets and Bombers fan… obsessed with music, hockey, comedy, dogs, Yoda, rubber chickens and sitting on the deck. jasonbeck.com Winnipeg, Canada Joined April 2009-
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Daryl Hall announces tour with Elvis Costello. He’s already cheating on Oates.
The best thing about Usher being at the Super Bowl is that before he does the halftime show he can help everyone find their seats.
I instantly change the channel if an Ozempic commercial comes on. Every. Single. Time.
This morning… I bet those Hurricanes fans in the building in Carolina wish the earlier Florida overtime goal had counted… . #NHLPLAYOFFS
The Mint here in Winnipeg just laid off more than 50 people. You know things are bad out there when the place laying everyone off literally has a license to print money… .
Living in Winnipeg and seeing the footage of other parts of the country already buried in snow in early November is like seeing a zombie when you’ve already been infected and know it’s only a matter of time until you turn into one too. #Winnipeg
When I flew from Winnipeg to LA to see Danny Elfman at the Hollywood Bowl on the weekend, the last thing I expected was to run into one of my favorite comedians at a mall in LA… and he was nice enough to pose for a picture. Such a friendly, down to earth guy. @pattonoswalt
I have never posted a picture of food that I cooked on social media… but I will make a rare exception because I have mastered the art of making Sriracha shrimp stir fry on the barbecue. It helps to use massive tiger shrimp and lots of Sriracha and Tabasco sauce… .
Tatiana Maslany - who plays She-Hulk - was born and raised in Regina. The next time the Saskatchewan Roughriders have a contest asking locals to show who’s the biggest fan by showing their “Rider green”… I’m thinking she’s the front runner.
It’s September 1st. Cue the barrage of “Wake Me Up When September Ends” tweets… .
Chevy is that guy in your fantasy hockey pool that never makes trades or does anything bold or interesting that everyone wishes would quit or get kicked out of the pool. Such a nice guy though… so you don’t want to say anything. #winnipegjets
I see 40-50 movies a year including every single Oscar nominated film in all major categories every year. Having said that… I’ve never seen a movie with The Rock in it.
Just booked a return flight from Winnipeg to Toronto next month just to see an ‘80s band and fly right back. I’m going to proceed with the expectation that my flight will get cancelled and that I probably won’t get to see the show so that I won’t be disappointed when it happens.
I just called the Emmy people and told them they need to find me 11,000 votes.
So many dinosaurs in the new Jurassic Park movie… but enough about the returning original cast.
I’ve realized that the emergence of smart phones and texting is pretty much a gift to the mosquito community… .
The best thing about the new Obi-Wan series? They did a heck of a job de-aging Carrie Fisher to play Leia… .
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Just finished my 2nd Eulogy in under a year. Looking forward to honouring Paul tomorrow 🍻
Going down to the pub to get an early start on either drowning my sorrows over a Jets loss or celebrating a Jets win. Win or lose, we drink the booze.
Happy birthday #KatePierson What are your favourite #B52s tracks & collaborations?
I can't think of many better hockey related things than making a big play in the playoffs with Bob Cole on the call. Even as an American his voice resonated and was an enormous part of the hockey fabric I grew up with I love the simplicity and weight his words carried.
The catchiest song ever without a chorus? The most uplifting sad song ever? An entire kitchen sink drama told in 3 minutes? A genius piece of visual songwriting, conjuring every moment as if it was happening in front of your very eyes? All of the above youtu.be/G1phqFUJRdU?si…
Today we saw the constitution and the bill of rights and then I blew a ton of money at Sephora (like I can’t do that at home) and now… cocktails on a patio.
I've been looking forward to the nightcap game all day. Vancouver and Nashville both have great high-end talent and two of the best goalies in the league. Hell, we have Roman Josi vs Quinn Hughes! What more could you want?!?!
Core Memory Achieved
WON game ONE 🥶 mcdonalds.ca/app | #GoJetsGo
Supporting all the way from TEXAS! @NHLJets
Period recap: sad, happy, sad, happy, sad, happy. #NHLJets
Late dinner last night at Filomena Ristorante in DC. We ate so much we could hardly move but after the meal they brought us complimentary sambuca and amaretto with 3 coffee beans to place inside for health, wealth and happiness.
My husband had to work for a couple days while we’re in DC. This morning I went out exploring and Biden came to speak at my husband’s conference. My husband said he did a great job. I wished I could have been there but I did get to see his motorcade.
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A long and illustrious @NHL career for Jeff Carter 👏 We've been privileged to be a part of it. Congratulations on your well-deserved retirement, @JeffCarter_77.
The Penguins were 1-7 in the games on either side of the trade deadline. Maybe if they hadn't mourned Guentzel's departure so much.
On this date in 1983 #BigCountry released the single 'Fields of Fire'
Good on Jeff Carter. He’s been a good soldier this season. Heck of a career if that’s his last goal. If I’m @penguins he has a job in organization next season. There is a lot he can contribute off the ice.
For all the strays launched at Evgeni Malkin by people he will finish with at least 65 points and has a 2.18 5v5 points per 60 this year. He isn't going to be what he was, he's 37! What he still is, is a very viable 2C for 6.1M. Find him some good linemates (Bunting was good)
2 straight years without the Penguins in the Stanley Cup playoffs. 2 straight years game #82 doesn’t matter for the Penguins. That’s unacceptable in the Sidney Crosby era.