Jeff B. Davis @JeffBryanDavis
Whose Line Is It Anyway? on CW; Harmontown podcast; Harmonquest on VRV. Join my Patreon through the link below. Instagram also @jeffbryandavis bit.ly/JeffBDavisPatr… Los Angeles Joined April 2009-
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I am but a weary traveler. There is a specific, special, cozy sadness in an 8am terminal B Chicago O’Hare Airport Chili’s 🌶️ breakfast. I always take the long walk here from terminal C because the servers here are gallant heroes.
Happy birthday to the fabulous @JoelMurray9of9
Walking around an Atlantic City casino in a dark suit, everyone thinks I work here. I give bad directions to where they want to go, tell them I’m Tony, general manager, drinks and meals are on the house.
Tesla owners are universally terrible at driving.
Wordle 988 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 💥Good morning, mortals💥
In an existence of iffy decisions, I’m now waiting for a stranger to deliver three Del Taco burritos to my hotel room in Tucson Arizona. Please have my remains cremated and hurled from a helicopter somewhere over the Pacific Ocean
I appreciate ride share drivers. But please don’t end my night with Sting or Billy Joel ever again
It was an honor to open our 21st year of SF Sketchfest with @EricIdle and @JeffBryanDavis! See all Weekend 1 shows shot by our photographers @JakubMosur @JimMcCambridge @dan_dion and Tommy Lau: sfsketchfest.com/2024-photos/
Here’s @EricIdle & I being ding dongs.
Whatever worries or ails you, there’s nothing a nice shower, shave and navy blue suit can’t buttress
Happy birthday Earth 🌏sorry we keep trying to murder you! 🎉
Just got jinglehorsed in Jacksonville. 😑 First of the season. Those who know what I mean know my pain. #jinglehorse #dontjinglehorsemebro
I'm excited to sing and perform the greatest sketches with the actual Eric Idle in “Eric Idle but Jeff B. Davis” at SF Sketchfest 2024. I’ll be the taller one. He’ll be the funnier. Please join sched.co/1VUqt @SFSketchfest #SFSketchfest @sched
Seated near and overhearing app-based first dates is always excruciating fun. I wish them all happiness. And for the guys, better clothing decisions.
Hopped out of bed this morning and stubbed the hell out of my left middle toe. After some profanities I realized I had a dream last night I broke that very same toe. 🧙♂️ #nostradavis
Dreamt last night I befriended Tom Cruise at a party. He told me he’s a “cutter” and made me watch him cut “HELP!” into his leg with an X-Acto knife, in a sweet 80’s heavy metal font
When your very kind Uber driver misses every single turn and is also jamming the Eagles.
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Happy 83rd Birthday to Ann-Margret 💃🎂🎼🎈
Got to see @JeffBryanDavis tonight. And the rest of Whose Live tonight. Shhhh I wasn't supposed to take this 🤫 Best night I've had in a long time ❤️
Great show tonight, @WhoseLiveAnyway! Thank you for indulging me in providing sound fx for @WhoseRyanStiles and @JoelMurray9of9, meeting @JeffBryanDavis, and having @GregProops mishear my suggestion of "tomalley" as "tamale."
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Meanwhile… in Scotland… 🤪 🏴 Best clip you will watch today from Hibs Rangers in the Scottish Premier League
Let’s gooo! (Oh no, you pronounced that as “gew” didn’t you?) #SXSW2024
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@JeffBryanDavis i'll never get it in one because wordle is too cowardly for "farts"
@JeffBryanDavis Who starts with a word with same letter twice? Bravo
I did both @SFSketchfest with @JeffBryanDavis
@EricIdle Was listening to Medical Love Song and Bruce Philosopher Song a few hrs ago. Wickedly brilliant….both.
@DrSnugglesIJM @EricIdle Eric played Graham, and @JeffBryanDavis played Eric @SFSketchfest. :)
It was an honor to open our 21st year of SF Sketchfest with @EricIdle and @JeffBryanDavis! See all Weekend 1 shows shot by our photographers @JakubMosur @JimMcCambridge @dan_dion and Tommy Lau: sfsketchfest.com/2024-photos/
@EricIdle @JeffBryanDavis @sketchfest @janetvarney Great sketch
So many of you are quoting that Northern Playwright Sketch. I did it with @JeffBryanDavis @sketchfest with @janetvarney playing Terry Jones! She was wonderful of course. I think it’s by Michael. He always wrote the best character sketches of us all.